Whats the tl;dr of their history

why didn't the chinese just go north before the slavs pushed east? they could had all that land

>viking settlers
>mongol subjects
>tsars who larp as roman empires
>feudal Russian empire with absolutist kangz
>Communists
>very brief period of democracy
>modern day authoritarianism

Shit random nomads killing each other
Good there is some byzantine money now
Shit the Mongols invaded. Well we can trust these guys
Shit sucks
Shit sucks well we can trust these guys
Shit sucks
Ww1 oh shit sucks
Now work camps
Ww2
Death
Okay now things will go well we can trust this guy
Shit sucks
Shit sucks but let's lie about
Oh shit revolution
Things will get better now we can trust this guy
Shit sucks

>fuck that. bring back the USSR.
To deal with these leeches? No thanks
Most of them are muslims btw
>Azerbaijan
>Kazakhstan
>Kyrgyzstan
>Tajikistan
>Uzbekistan

They were just chilling, then got conquered and fucked up by the mongols big time, and then conquered everywhere around them to ensure that no mongols could ever happen again. Also in a cruel twist of fate the state is similarly oppressive as the mongols, the people in charge are just different

enduring the suffering

1/10th wannabe Hitler
9/10th's Empty clay and frozen mongols

Suffering
Invaded by someone
Suffering
Invaded by someone

>illiterate steppe people, closest related to Iranians, worshipped some idols carved after their gods Perun and Veles
>invite Nordic bulls to rule over them, works excellently, Rurikids found all major cities, introduce longships allowing them to beat the shit out of the Byzantines
>destroyed Khazar Empire under Sviatoslav the Brave, no Jews at all until Catherine II
>eventually convert to Orthodox Christianity and adopt Cyrillic writing under Vladimir I
>got conquered by Mongols in 13th century, opressed for several centuries
>Ivan III throws off Mongol yoke in 1480
>Ivan IV the Terrible annexes a bunch of Turkic land all the way into Siberia, then kills his son and causes a succession crisis after he dies
>Peter "the Great" Romanov comes to power
>travels to Amsterdam, learns about new western tech and culture
>annexes Baltic States from Sweden
>builds new capital of Petrograd, based on Amsterdam, Venice of the North, on Baltic coast and creates Russians first actual Navy
>classical music, STEM, realist paintings, classical sculpting, etc.
>peak of Russian history
>eventually Catherine the Great comes to power, annexes half of modern Ukraine from Turkey (Crimean Khanate), splits Polish-Lithuania with Germany, Jews enter for the first time, but are restricted to the Pale of Settlement in Poland (unless they're rich in which case they dominate every sector of the economy)
>Napoleon gets btfo'd by Russia's climate
>Finland gets annexed from Sweden (also Åland for some reason)
>Crimean War, Russia tries to liberate Greece from Turks, but Disraeli teams up with the French to beat them because Anglos are evil
>WW1
>Communists (this is where the Jews from earlier come in) have arisen
>Lenin is allowed to Russia from Switzerland by Kaiser Wilhelm
>overthrows government and works out peace
>Germant invents Ukraine and Belarus to weaken Russia

>were just chilling
Before Mongol invasion, Rus suffered from feudal fragmentation. There was several princedoms fighting each others. Mongols unified Rus.

Attached: p9964779_v_v9_aa.jpg (1080x1440, 399.09K)

Half Finnic
Half Mongolian
results are as expected

I think Americans have more faith in the Russian people than the Russian people have about the Russian people. Ironic