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Love drinking the end of a Pot Noodle edition

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God my shits are always utterly foul after a night of heavy drinking.

Was on the verge of a bit of a breakdown earlier, started fantasizing about just running away from it all, shall be going to beddy byes now however and hope everything's better tomorrow

Now this, this is what you call an edition.

mental how the first lesbian head of the metropolitan police that allowed this to happen would go on to be kicked out of office by sadiq khan for allowing too much racism in the police force, fucking clown world

one musician gf please

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The aftermath
And yes I do lick the sauce

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Got slapped by a fish earlier, and have been doing a silly walk ever since.

Africans and Asians just shouldn't be in Europe at all, it all comes down to that root cause. Germany should have won the world wars but now we're doomed by Yankee liberalism

God I want a Jewish gf so bad

Same here lad. Performance at work is dropping off a cliff as I'm comfortable with the idea of giving up and being homeless or hopping around mental hospitals. Genuinely can't be arsed with life anymore. Suicide is definitely in my future but I'll hang around a while longer as I want to experience life with no obligations

I've got one. She's godtier on guitar and piano (and others). I'm a drummer so it works out. She is baffled by drums. We made an EP and it's top notch.

i unironically beg for all non-whites in Britain to move to Australia, preferably to Melbourne

I know there's some non-whites that post in this thread. Please PLEASE strongly consider moving to Melbourne

Scary post. Just deal with it and do the best you're comfy with?

you enter the great wen

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>join the EU
>don't join NATO
uhmmmm. dumbfuckery if ever i've heard it

load of fucking woofters ITT

American gf looking at house prices over here

here's your civilisation bro

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Yeah but then we wouldn’t have any takeaways or nice food

Wagwan
Love the spiced rum
Love da ginger fiery root beer
Love da jerk chicken
Love rice n pea ting
Love da GANJA
Love da FAT white gyul booty

I might be Jamaican ya feel me
RASTAFOREYE BUMBCLART

it'd rather have less spicy food and functioning society desu

>just deal with it bro
Hope you're not being serious here

*monocle falls into champagne glass*
Good LORD!

dated this guy for a bit
think he really liked me but ah, it never happened
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business idea: muslim gf
thoughts?

>joined NATO
>left the EU

the absolute mongoloidity of some people

dated Troye Sivan cause i'm bent and benders date men

enters brit

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hope you can avoid being hunted down by her 16 brothers and cousins

need a gf like this

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Is mihai a bot or summat? No one seems to reply to him

Listen mate, I like my bit of Trap Kitchen. It’s a black owned business and I’ll continue to support it. Do one. Like me lobster and rice and the black girls are peng

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fantastic post

hello there newfriend, you might be interested in looking up how to filter people on Any Forums

he's a poof that's why
anyway going to sleep toil at midday
enjoy your night lads

STEAMING
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I agree we should shrug off America's imperialist chains and leave NATO too

mikey on a mad one

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Have a great night hun x

hate when you aren't looking properly and click a mihai webm of some scifi show or american dad

without NATO we would be invaded by the Irish

adjusting the ol' CV today

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replies? i dont need them

Loool it do be like that

so we'd have an excuse to nuke them?

Here lad, adjust this
*spreads out my ball sack and covers your entire face with it*

listen mikhail, i know the difference between a house and a home

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much bigger scrotum than me. like, quadruple the size

Krautberg on a MAD one

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Yup

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What else you do? Suicide? Gonna fuck people up doing that. It just but just deal with it. People change. Maybe you can deal with it in a year or so.

Mental illness.

why'd the black man charge forward with his hands at his crotch?

He could get a different job.

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If you're comfortable being homeless, why not take a few months backpacking across a country? Find a country with some captivating scenery and landscapes, or interesting culture, buy a tent and sleeping bag, and just get lost.

currently getting $4544 tax refund. that's about 4 iphones to put it in perspective for londoners

>ayo dawg i aint godda do much trayin ya herd me? dis whyt boi aint tuff im frawm the gheddo ya herd me nigga?

why do they depict him as harry potter anyway? I don't see any resemblance

Will Russia be able to recover from this massive loss?

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waiting for catberg to piss to get a urine sample for the vet

They're both 5'5"

indian men going crazy over a trans queen

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Send us a tenner, big wedge

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not seeing much green on this map

That Z..... HMMMM
what's this really saying? They are both willing to do war and sacrifice the young and poor?

you're a londoner?

hahah

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the gf

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Yes

>Gonna fuck people up doing that.
Nobody would even find out. Only people I speak to are colleagues and my landlord. I'll put in my notice to toilberg and landlord and act like I'm moving away. Plenty of places I can 'cide where I won't be found. Nothing is going to change for me. Touching on 30 and I'm not going to transform into a different person.

The job isn't the problem

I do like hiking and may try living in the wild but no doubt I would get incredibly bored and I'd be surviving for the sake of surviving. Might kill myself by not eating and walking till I drop, depends how discreet I want to be.