How do I get a Mexican gf to love and cuddle with?

How do I get a Mexican gf to love and cuddle with?

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be black and have a BBC

show them your passport

be white and have a job that makes more than $5 an hour

Statistically speaking, Latinas rate us low like the rest of women. It's suicide fuel.

LOOK AT THOSE WHEELS!

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LOK AT THOSE RIMS

>Statistically speaking
Based on what statistics? From what I've seen it looks like every race of women except for the black women loves white guys.

think he was talking about black men user

What if I’m white and in college right now?

>that reading comprehension

then you're too young to be posting on this website.

Oh wait I thought he was replying to the OP post. Fuck I'm retarded.

You literally live in LOS, just go outside

I retract my mean reading comprehension post

Be a cartel member

I’m 20

...

I live in rural Massachusetts we don’t have any Latinas here

behead a member of the opposite faction

This but unironically, cartel animals all have girlfriends and meanwhile all Mexican posters here haven't even lost their virginity.

Probably learn Spanish, get good at dancing, and move to Texas or Southern California?

How do I join cartel? ^__^

>why date average juan when i can date an ugly manlet who can get me killed?
why are w*men like this?

But it’s too hot and humid

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Exactly. Get out while you're still young.

because ugly manlet can buy her the latest iPhone to flex to her other female friends while Juan can not.