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Have you seen the fat fucks that watch footy?
Not surprised

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ktim

Almost told the gf about my lactation fetish lads reckon that could have been embarrassing

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they used to crowdsurf the body to the front on the cop in the 70s. game didn't stop. happened quite often supposedly.

On a lighter note

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t. seething City fan

There's quite simply nothing like a big European night

perfect isn't reserved for god though, you could argue the universe is perfect because it expresses itself completely, the universe is all that is, as such, it can be described as perfect, as if it is not perfect then it is not all that is

You ready lad?

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1 British penny is now worth two Russian Rubles

Even McDonald's have stopped serving there and Shell won't buy any more Russian oil

We get to watch a country become truly third world before our eyes, all while Ukraine will probably end up in the EU if not in NATO

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how could you argue that the universe is perfect?
>you could argue the universe is perfect because it expresses itself completely
what does this mean?

What city is this? Is it edited or does it really have that SOVL?

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did the man kick the ball?
did another man keel over in the crowd?
did he really?

>1 British penny is now worth two Russian Rubles
are we looking at the same graph?

The only person I ever knew who unironically wore a fedora was a hardcore fundamentalist Christian who would call women whores for wearing shorts

article?

not a racist but seeing people who are not skin coloured weirds me out

no. my team doesnt even play in england

that's Greater Norfsville

My brother

HE TALKS AT SPEED
HE GETS NOSEBLEEDS
HE DOESNT SEE HIS DAYS ARE TUMBLING DOWN UPON HIM

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skin comes in many colours

might stroke my cock

catberg just bit me

don't care

At least it wasn't covid

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feel sick just looking at that

>all while Ukraine will probably end up in the EU if not in NATO
that's not gonna happen though is it

why is it that british slags are so attractive?

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farted on my dog

any randal and hopkirk deceased man in

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she doesnt look british desu

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ugh ordered more weed, i know but its fine

*manual core replacement required*

oh you, you dangerous mute lunatic
i'll be honest. killing you? is hard
so just go

oh no no change of plans
grab me grab me

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I'm not reading this ontological BULLSHIT more than the first line fuck you and fuck Decartes or whichever spastic thought you can define a god into existence with wordplay and definitions

more of a the saint / persuaders man me

name on mihai

there's only one skin colouring that i recognize as the hue indicative of a properly but not overly cooked human

this is not an ontological argument
it does use the anselmian definition of "no greater being can be conceived" (anselm doing the first ontological argument) but it does not argue from that to existence. please try and read the post again but with a less closed mind

esoteric artisan sustainable locally sourced sausage rolls

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Don’t care, didn’t ask. You’re all boring cunts. Get a life, virgcels.

mobile.twitter.com/POTUS/status/1501237509853962242
will britain follow suit?

you're correlating perfect with good, what is the universe if it is not perfect? It's an expression of everything, how can the expression of everything not include perfection?

if carlsberg made women

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What do you think it says

reckon we should buy it for cheap

JEW ON THE ROPES

>what is the universe if it is not perfect?
the universe is imperfect. i think that is quite clear to be honest. if you want to argue the universe is perfect then please go ahead.
> It's an expression of everything
how is the universe an expression of everything?
> how can the expression of everything not include perfection?
again how is the expression of the universe everything, and how is an expression of everything (which by definition would include imperfections) perfection

on a mad one
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I'm not doing shit fuck you and fuck philosophy

Sex drive is out of control lads

Doesn't this fuck Europe hard?

>my philosophy is fuck philosophy
ok bro have a good day, try not be so emotionally involved tho yeah xx

covid is back

yes...... name on
wait, it looks like a -- cigarette?
i was going to say lighthouse
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I'll stab you to death tonight

god putting us on earth to tests us is an outdated idea that died with the holocaust among other events
the godpill is that god was a consciousness that splinted into near infinitity and seeks reunion through the gradual spiritual evolution of its parts

covids over mate

My sex worker looks exactly like her. I see her three times a month and we talk about her interests and life goals. Nothing sexual since I haven’t gotten to that stage yet, but she does give me shoulder rubs so I think I’m getting close. I don’t like to admit it but a couple times I did ejaculate in my pants while talking with her but she said it’s sweet and not to worry. I really like her a lot and I’m planning to officially ask her out. I tried to invite her on a date a few times before but she said I probably wouldn’t like her outside of her work. But I keep assuring her it’s not true and in fact I’m totally ok with the fact she is an escort. I told her it doesn’t bother me. Then we talked about my job in finance and my promotion to strategic development lead at my branch recently. And I think she warmed up to the idea of me taking her out on a date and maybe even being in a relationship because I made her feel relaxed and not judged. So who knows maybe I’ll get lucky soon

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in the words of a great philosopher: come at me bro

sex with yalda hakim please
gagging for 39yo fanny

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Hope to god this isn't true

name off mihai

Someone would be stupid enough to pay that.

noticing the price of organic veg is creeping up

for me it's synthetic veg

Can you not read your own filenames

for me it's synthetic vag

he was gagging for a
LIV

ER

POOL

you gimmickally challenged weapon

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noticing the price of organic veg is creeping up

Those stories where people kill other people are good but you know what's really mad? Those stories where people make other people retarded with one punch and then spend only a small amount of time in prison for it while the other person is a retard for life

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10586745/Thug-32-jailed-single-punch-attack-left-man-41-permanent-brain-damage.html

wish it was still the first 2 weeks of full lockdown. for 2 weeks all i had to do was drive a car for my colleague and wait 4-5 hours to pick them up because they couldn't use public transport. i literally just sat in a car park at a retail park all day listening to the radio and got a few nice lunches as things started opening and then as eat out to help out began. will never have another 2 weeks of toil quite like that . it feels like the only compensation i'll have for never getting to retire because society will have collapsed (to war, viruses, climate, inflation or fatties on the nhs) by then

Eating a tart

Those stories where people kill other people are good but you know what's really mad? Those stories where people make other people retarded with one punch and then spend only a small amount of time in prison for it while the other person is a retard for life

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10586745/Thug-32-jailed-single-punch-attack-left-man-41-permanent-brain-damage.html

I think Britain is following suit on oil but I'm not sure about gas

Europe is not yet doing this. The US is because they are not very reliant on Russian oil/gas at all so it won't affect them as much. The EU is going to try and reduce its dependence on Russian oil/gas though.

wish it was still the first 2 weeks of full lockdown. for 2 weeks all i had to do was drive a car for my colleague and wait 4-5 hours to pick them up because they couldn't use public transport. i literally just sat in a car park at a retail park all day listening to the radio and got a few nice lunches as things started opening and then as eat out to help out began. will never have another 2 weeks of toil quite like that . it feels like the only compensation i'll have for never getting to retire because society will have collapsed (to war, viruses, climate, inflation or fatties on the nhs) by then

just get the processed frozen ones

yeah i deny that

Oliver : This ain't a war, anymore than a war between men and maggots. Or, dragons and wolves. Or, men riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots.

bruh your sense of time is completely warped first 2 weeks of lockdown were march 2020 eat out to help out was in august 2020 lol

Oh I guess I'm not up to date on all the virgin in-jokes

alri lads, why yes i am a male model

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I can't tell his ethnicity. Is he a mutt? (the attacker)