He uses his languages word order with English words and sounds like a jackass

so you can understand me, yes?

It's the same in English
If you work in a kitchen, a significant proportion of the language you use for ingredients and techniques will be French

If I did that, you wouldn't understand me at all because we have free word order

I do not see of what you are talking.

Example? How would you say "There was a loud noise nearby"

Fəjst je počvə udzunej.
Počvəj fəjst udzunej.
Udzunejj fəjst počvə.
Počvəj udzunej fəjst.
Udzunejj počvə fəjst.
Fəjst je udzunej počvə.
etc

Oh yeah, you wrote nearby, I just wrote outside

fatass

ESLs shall inherit the Earth

Nearby noise get him Conrad Ivan, sound happened.
FTFY

I don't think he's talking about that. He's referring to syntax errors when typing in english.
Just like for example the way I've arranged this sentence here.

>so you can understand me, yes?

A part of me dies every time you ignore English articles in your posts.

Based SlavChad