Imagine giving prisoners the greatest country in the world for free and then watching as they quickly surpass Europe in...

Imagine giving prisoners the greatest country in the world for free and then watching as they quickly surpass Europe in all metrics. Good one. Australian exceptionalism exists. We were destined to be better than Europe.

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it really do be like that

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Your farmers are killing themselves ever since chinks bought all the water rightd

The term American exceptionalism was first used by Stalin
Just so you know whose lexicon you are coopting

I can't name a single thing Australia is good at. Don't you guys mainly exist as an Asian anglosphere fort?

It's literally just Anglo exceptionalism. Every Anglo country is good except for Canada.

This country was built by Southern European immigrants from 1945 and onwards

The French love to boast about how superior they are, but how do they cope with the crushing reality that Australians have better quality of life, more opportunities, better healthcare, the highest minimum wage and the most beautiful country in the world?

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if you don't give me citizenship i'm coming back on a tourist visa and doing a flip off sydney harbour bridge

We exists as a bastion of Western power in a hostile region. Europe isn't Western btw

You are just a vassal state of the American Empire.

You exist to be a real estate bubble for globalist finance

Sorry pom, we only want skilled workers. No friendship between Australians and Brits anymore, you ruined that

no please i'm sorry it was just a bitta banta a bitta banta i swear

Can I go to Australia? :(

Abandoning us in WW2 and spitting in our face wasn't bants mate
If you're a skilled worker who will add to the prosperity of the commonwealth, sure. But we don't allow bludgers and we don't speak Spanish

give me a $500 bribe and I'll let you in.

damn bro why have you got your knuckers in a twist for

Good morning I hate Australians

>mfw using NEETbux to save money to leave Australia
thank you for paying for me, kind citizens.

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you're welcome, mate

Australia? Decent country. Could be improved with a few more immigrants

This. I like the Indian, Chinese, Filipino, and leb migrants but we to start mixing things up a bit more. It’s getting very stale.

can I come? we are anglosphere brothers

we NEED to import a million arabs, preferably the desert dwelling incoherent kind and plop them right in the outback so they can settle and develop it. who knows, they may even find oil, they're quite good at that.

how do you play quidditch in Australia without the bludgers

Jamaicans are always welcome.