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Mogged edition

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you can only post itt if youve made a female squirt

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not so fast pissy lips

Can’t say I have but I have satisfied their mind, body and soul

reading the ABC article about female virgins again

Lost my shaggers license. Waiting on a replacement but Royal Mail are taking the piss

mikey is not a shagger
vile odious little slug

I’m not a shagger, I’m a normal person. Normal people don’t put sex on a pedestal as it’s a normal part of life. To engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex. Just like eating food, drinking water, breathing.

That's not real. Only actual orgasm from being super fucked matters. The orgasms they have are fake unless you were rough and tough

virgin freak

Up early, might go for a run. Might not.

Go on lad. May aswell

The gf doesn't want to piss everywhere sorry. 5 and taps out with insta snoring? Yeah. Pissing the bed? Nah she's not a kid

...based?

bussrunkare

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Not a bad idea. Fuck it i'm going to get up an all. Been awake for over an hour, not getting back to sleep now.

How old are you. You sound like you’ve just found out about porn

Mikey wouldn’t turn around and show his face for this picture

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cannot even begin to image what having a woman find you attractive would be like

Americans do some crazy shit. Why do you all dress so weird

There is literally nothing weird about his outfit what are you on about

Spitting facts. I'm weirder than shit but bang easily. Girls are easy. If you're not fucking, (something they want to do immensely) well you gotta ungross yourself. Most people aren't gross, what the fuck are you doing wrong to be a virgin over 25? It literally just happens naturally. You're being unnatural in some way

Females are the only gender capable of being a virgin. Men don't have hymens, men can't be maidens. A man who has never had sex is indeed a sadcase, but he's not a virgin.

>Spitting facts. I'm weirder than shit but bang easily.

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How would you feel if an ugly woman found you attractive?

you the fella that thinks women want a good licking rather than a nice hard fucking?

Failed sarcasm because I'm nearly blackout drunk. There's an annoying aussie somewhere around here

Kek, no worries bro

would marry her asap because i can guarantee you i'll never get another chance

hahahahahaha whats got you so upset mate

no such thing as squirting. that’s pee and she’s lying
lol sorry user

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