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>rips the contract in half leaving brit to be posted on by any one

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you cunt you're not allowed to do that

flatmates are having a very private and delicate conversation in the kitchen, and I've already been in there twice. Reckon I'd be pushing it if I went a third time, but my chicken needs to defrost

abominable little maggot in utter death throes upon being trampled by the shit-heeled boots of modern life, me

war has gotten extremely boring
instead of a fast invasion it's going to be a dull game of inches since everyone thinks it's their moral obligation to send money and soldiers to ukraine even though they are fucked long term regardless

God Save the Queen

the saviour of brit

pay day on Wednesday de lads

>war has gotten extremely boring
>instead of a fast invasion it's going to be a dull game of inches since everyone thinks it's their moral obligation to send money and soldiers to ukraine even though they are fucked long term regardless

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dole?

>fighting nazism in ukraine
Do you think they genuinely believe this, or do you think they know it's a lie, but just don't want to be honest?

mortgageberg sucking me dry
at least it's not rentstein

think this mong has hatposted me a dozen times already since im not screeching at putin or russia mindlessly like he is

nah work

neymar actually looks 40
still one of the top players but he's really took a tumble these past few years

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>think this mong has hatposted me a dozen times already since im not screeching at putin or russia mindlessly like he is

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azov according to anecdotes of ukrainians in places like mariupol have said that they use civilians for cover
if anything they are nazis but the degenerate criminal type and not reminiscent of the actual germans in ww2 that had great behavior

wow you're so different and cool :)

looks a bit like if mikey transformed into a Chad

i dont do it to be different and cool dumbass
but because it's right

>not reminiscent of the actual germans in ww2 that had great behavior

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that one there is just gagging erotically for a hatpost

of course they don't believe it. using nazism as an excuse is merely an attempt to get people to support them, or so they thought.
the issue is that the very same people who frequently shriek "nazi" at people in the western world know it's a complete fib too.

fucking ruined by all that cream

Back to /brit/pol, fatty

yeah? compared to the allies who did mass rape in places like northern italy and stole tons of shit they were well behaved
never used civilians as human meat shields, never did war crimes other than alleged killings which probably didnt even fucking happen

the gyaldem settled down for the night

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Been so utterly fucking bored and depressed last few weekends. Honestly might get back on the drink come Friday which is annoying because I've lost the craving for it but there's nothing else I enjoy

Emma Watson left a chocolate sausage in the toilet bowl. She forgot to flush.

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Might have a gin and tonic tomorrow

lads am i fucked in the head
been getting thoughts of killing small animals
like had thoughts of just throwing a brick at a cat or throwing a hamster at the wall at full speed
don't gain any satisfaction from these thoughts, they just come and go
Don't actually want to do it though

Maybe you two can meet up and suck each other off.

york?

no glasgow

called intrusive thoughts and it’s probably ocd

dont like oreos me, poor mans bourbon

does this yank posting cake think he's annoying us
I'm just enjoying the pictures of cake

just intrusive thoughts everyone has them

tired of being such an insufferable person but at my age i suspect it's incurable

t. wizened 25 year old

>bird seems really into me
>flirting constantly, wanting to meet up
>all of a sudden, with no warning, not said anything out of order, just leaves me on read for days and ignores texts
why do they do this man, just say you aren't interested

is there a cure but death

They like attention

I think one of my problems is that I don't try new things. Food is just one example but for the last year I've eaten about ten unique items. Reckon it might be good to pick up something I never buy like a weird fruit or a ready meal of a dish I've never tried. Might also buy sunglasses for the first time and also get some yoghurt or smoothie thing from those stands you see in shopping centres.

>blind people slalom skiing on tv in paralympics

j3sus christ cant think of a worst fucking sport to get a blind person to do. how do they think this stuff up ?

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bake*

would never bring my gf on a work night out with my toil mates
they're nice, there's some women she'd be friends with, they would be no hassle
But there's this one fella, 6'8, tanned, built like fuck. He's sound, bit retarded but a nice fella. He towers over the rest of us 5'9-6'1 lads

The mogging would be unbearable.

>yeah? compared to the allies who did mass rape in places like northern italy and stole tons of shit they were well behaved
>never used civilians as human meat shields, never did war crimes other than alleged killings which probably didnt even fucking happen

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