>Country is an Island
>Call it Ísland
Country is an Island
BASED
>Country is shaped like a chicken leg
>Call it Niger
>country is filled with hellish creatures
>Call it the nether lands
Do you like the name iceland more?
>Country is full of people in everlasting suffering
>Call it (s)Pain
>country is inhabited by Poles
>call it Poland
Do Anglos really?
>country is a land of ice
>call it ice land
>country is norway
>call it norway
>country is full of germs
>
>planet has dirt on its surface
>call it Earth
>You can't chill here
> call it Chile
>land's climate is insufferably aBRASIve
>Call it Brazil
>country is full of fine suffering
>call it Finland
>country had a civil war
>call it united states
>Country is fairly clean
>Call it Germ many
>country has a lot of ire
>call it ire land
>This thread
Kek
Hot as a brazier would be a better pun
>poor vocabulary skills
nah.
>impossible to make friends in a country full of antisocial snobs
>call it france
>shit the bed
>that's it