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I drink from a mug that says "a yawn is a silent scream for coffee"
Puts a smile on my face every morning

who the fuck are you quoting?

mine says brain fuel

S. T. Aaron

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important read
heinz.eu/gender-pay-gap

I always come out with these zany one liners at work and the office loves me for it

got the jab? enjoy your acute kidney injury, acute flaccid myelitis, anti-sperm antibody positive, brain stem embolism, brain stem thrombosis, cardiac arrest, cardiac failure, cardiac ventricular thrombosis, cardiogenic shock, central nervous system vasculitis, death neonatal, deep vein thrombosis, encephalitis brain stem, encephalitis hemorrhagic, frontal lobe epilepsy, foaming at mouth, epileptic psychosis, facial paralysis, fetal distress syndrome, gastrointestinal amyloidosis, generalized tonic-clonic seizure, Hashimoto's encephalopathy, hepatic vascular thrombosis, herpes zoster reactivation, immune-mediated hepatitis, interstitial lung disease, jugular vein embolism, juvenile myoclonic epilepsy, liver injury, low birth weight, multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children, myocarditis, neonatal seizure, pancreatitis, pneumonia, stillbirth, tachycardia, temporal lobe epilepsy, testicular autoimmunity, thrombotic cerebral infarction, Type 1 diabetes mellitus, venous thrombosis neonatal, and vertebral artery thrombosis

Chinese invented the most Deano vehicle ever:
youtu.be/Rs-VdSEa-Ag?t=870
skip to middle of video if it doesn't redirect properly

if only there was some kind of equal pay act 1970

and a royale with cheeze...

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yeah but that's not woke sounding enough

when are the fit ukrainian lasses going to start arriving here then

fascinating ngl

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Can't go to britfeel anymore. Place ia just infested with feet. Sick sick SICK fucking world.

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never, you are out of the EU, remember?

MORNING LESCUE
youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY

got sucked off by a whale shark in the channel once

and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie

I hate society, normal people, humanity as a whole
I don't wish them harm but I frankly want nothing to do with the rest of you
I'm 25 and 100% adamant that I never want a partner people other people disgust and annoy me
Never want children because that's just creating more suffering and more beings to die and I don't want that sin on my conscience nor do I think it's a worthwhile exchange

I want a man to fuck my hole
I want to fuck an arsehole all night long
I want a man to suck my cock
Bumming bumming all night long

Black people:
>there's a war going on in Ukraine. How can I make it about me?
metro.co.uk/2022/03/03/black-student-fought-onto-trains-due-to-racism-as-she-fled-ukraine-16211359/

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>AND IT'S LIVE

we WILL take in refugees and you can't tell us otherwise

“This is a bombshell,” said Children’s Health Defense (CHD) president and general counsel Mary Holland. “At least now we know why the FDA and Pfizer wanted to keep this data under wraps for 75 years. These findings should put an immediate end to the Pfizer COVID vaccines. The potential for serious harm is very clear, and those injured by the vaccines are prohibited from suing Pfizer for damages.”

The U.S. government has already purchased 50 million doses of the Pfizer vaccine intended for children under five years of age to be delivered by April 30, 2022 although the FDA has yet to grant an Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) for this age group. The risk of serious injury or death from COVID to healthy children is practically nil and so far, the vaccine is not effective when used in young children.

Poisoned for nothing . This will go down as one of the greatest crimes in human history.

and superman with a baseball bat

saw a basking shark once.

The average tinder of a 24 year old woman

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