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I've got something to Putin you

going to try get a relatively early night tonight de lads, past 1am now innit. need to water the garden and such, been a week since i done that, probably all dead but perhaps not. guess ill check in the morning.

Is it your smeggy nob?

also need to do some washing have nought clean undies innit

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I have three swim trunks as backups for when I really run out.

his fault for putting pussy on a pedal stool

That's her personal net worth... As Queen she is in charge of the crown estate which is about £15bn of assets, but she doesn't own them beyond skimming off some income.

Is it bad to flirt with other girls if you're have a gf lads?

Just want to keep my skills sharp in case I ever need them again. Not gonna actually do anything so it seems harmless desu

Yeah it's pretty bad

is motherless a nonce website or what
seems very popular though

If you ever feel useless
Just remember about Putin's bodyguards

is not cricket to kick a man when he's down, even if he is a prick

Depends on what you mean by flirting and how far you go.
But there are girls who specifically prey on guys in relationships, which you have to look out for.

the great (british) hammerhead

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Dont want to interact with a single soul irl today
Will do my absolute utmost to avoid anyone at all today, including starving myself if need be

left some mental poo streaks in the toilet bowl just then

its been getting worse for me as i get older

>her forever home
she's a yank pitbull?

Isn’t that just a porn website

few weetbix in the morning will sort your poos out

flirt away, it's fun and good for your self esteem. You need situational awareness as it could be making your gf uncomfortable.

odds i have a wank
evens i shag a prostitute

Looks like it's gonna be a German one