/brit/

that aussie is proper retarded

Fuck up rorke it's Sunday touch grass

Do any other phone posters use the dictate function to post?

believe i saw the one on the left having sexual relations with a black man

mad that

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just began grooming my beard recently. makes you look so much better jfc

brits be like

>OI GUVNA NSTALL A SHOWER IN ME BATHTUB WOULD YA CHEERIO

no, I use a lot of words like "mogged" and "bogged" which doubtless the dictation AI cannot handle

portugal? more like BOREtugal amirite lads haha

youtu.be/zk_VszbZa_s?t=40
I want a gf like Putin

stains your teeth and narrows your brain's blood vessels, but otherwise nobody ever found it to do any harm

faded my beard last time i shaved it and looked proper sex ngl

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turkish hands

what do you do?
I just shave the neck beard and that alone makes a big difference

The AI is perfectly capable of recognising bogged, but mugged may be more difficult

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Take a shower.
Hit the weights.
Get a clue.

na, done it myself specifically cuz i wouldn't trust a turk to do it but if you just do like 1 guard side shorter closer at the top inch of the beard, it does give it a nicer shape.

>hiding anything above the neck
obviously a man, and not a convincing one x

*rolls into the thread on one of these*

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men don't store fat in the thighs like that

What first comes to mind /brit/?

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dont reply to me unless you have a separate shower and bath thanks

upper line, lower line (neck), sharpen, beard balm

Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

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bum

wow thats wheelley cool!

starting to get acne again ffs think its from stress

Crisp butty for lunch lads

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Bum Bunda Cellulite

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once slept with bi i guy liked in italy, i just liked him and he said okay

youtube.com/watch?v=_z0-Q-C8Xb0

>Many thanks!

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this is the kind of music i imagine gay people listen to

grim, kys

nowt wrong with it

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wonder how much milk is in those boobies hahahhahahgfhgh

Chinese gf celebrated the burning of Notre Dame and Ukrainian invasion. Pretty based honestly.

lack of sleep does it to me

this is just gay

pooing out my arse

absolute scenes on casualuk once again

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lol in this one he says putin is trying to protect democracy and freedom in russia.
and that the west is the bad guy because they've censored russia today and whoever does the censorship must be the bad guy
youtube.com/watch?v=aA3ZbIEdbHo

give her a good hard piping from me lad

humans be like 'wahoo look at this cave system that goes 10km+ underground that you have to crawl through and hardly fit oh and it also can flood and kill us all if we make even the tiniest mistake!! it's going to be epic!!!'

does she have a...

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fucking hate British people

Very true, and we all agree

protip: governments on all sides are shit but the west is just even worse

hmmm... sexo

i want to have sexual intercourse with her

Don’t like it? You know where the door is Mehmet. Simple as.

youtu.be/LwE4LNP8zsI

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Tried this.
Ended up going crazy with nothing to do and feeling very lonely.
Got no friends and no clue where to get them.
Got a gf who doesn't love me and without her I'd probably rope.
Don't know honestly, feeling a bit lost in life.

just a friendly reminder /brit/ is an lgbtq+ friendly general

Why are femboys so attractive?
Swear I'm not even gay or anything

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Any Peng Asian Chebs going?

whats the best place to get a clue?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1646150749909.webm
do you

the so called superior shagger life

didnt post a femboy
just a lad
dont like femboys me

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worse, you're a paedophile

hullo yes thats right

joe owens is right again

ok thank you

yep thats why i said it mate

real nonce sex offender hours

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I am the purest of bongs

that guy is literally just a cross dresser though. you're a homo mate.

This joke is really old mate, like a good 3 years at this point. I appreciate that you've clearly only just seen it in the last few days, hence you reposting this image multiple times recently but I must stress that everyone ITT except you has already heard it.

*in lawrence oliviers voice*
>the ukraine....the breadbasket of evropa

the desire to be underneath her wrapping my legs around her spitting her hair out of my mouth

Screaming

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i still tell paddy irishman, paddy englishman, paddy scottishman jokes

huurrrr im small look at me teehee

eggs

YWNBAW

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told my work i quit effective tomorrow

neet life back on deeee latssss

Need to trim my nipple hairs

Honestly mental how little charisma and gravitas Anthony Blinken has. Man is like a supply teacher baka

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no one taught me what the word "the" was up until i was 7 years old. was spelling "the" as "v" for the first 7 years of me life like some bloody kind of mong. guess i couldnt read by myself until i was 8 though. wish i went to school a bit earlier innit

cope

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No you're the gay one
I only like boys who look like girls

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leftypol gone pale as a sheet and frothing at the corners of his mouth

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haha you stupid fuck

There is a distinct lack of GAINZ lad. I require GAINZ lad to inform me on the situation regarding russias GAINZ

honestly think putin's taking this war thing a bit too seriously, just chill out a bit

business idea: crisp AND fish butty

they've all had major facial reconstructive surgery, the kind you dont come back from id hardly say thats passing for a woman

thats coping yourself into a freak of nature

yeah well i knew how to chop wood and harvest all sorts of fruits n veggies by the time i was 8 so what the hell did i need to know how to bloody spell for mate

he doesnt look like a girl

i have bad news for you

idea: how about femgirls

doing a difficult poo

council tax is crazy

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dosac policy idea: abolish council tax

corrr

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go on

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cheadle

>i have bad news for you
Is the news that I'm extremely heterosexual

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hey lois im a gender now

fancy a wank but don't want to commit

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youtu.be/inM9zjoKJFg?t=45

the shower/bath debate was more interesting

fuck wankies and poogles

I'm gay

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Already had 3 wanks today and its not even 3 o clock yet.

sexibus maximii

been talkin to some of the chinky lads lately innit, they told me they call white women horses because they look like em. do you lads see the resemblance?

I started running in August and I’ve made a habit of it, I run 5k/3.11 miles nearly everyday and I’ve been running a weekly 4 mile long run for the past month. I’ve noticed that lately my runs are just awful. I’m getting slower and I have to stop multiple times when just a few weeks ago I wasn’t stopping at all. What’s going on? Am I just not sleeping enough? Should I change my diet? I’m also a scientist in an R&D department at work, so I’ve been staying 2-3 hours late the past couple of weeks, so I’m exhausted at the end of the day, but that doesn’t explain why my weekend long run is so bad or why it’s been trending downwards for weeks. How do I get out of this slump?

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why do people who think feminine men are attractive always have a hard time admitting they gay. bro, if you like dick you are gay, its that simple

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youtu.be/cvjiQTdcCRU?t=95

this is the last trial, the most important!

and you have chosen well!

come, at my side!