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bit weird m8

Made me part reptilian. Got superpowers now. Glad you missed out unvaxcucks

>190 attacking IQ tests
shocking development

>that many dildos
I'm not a dildo expert but surely just the one will do

mihai's onlyfans lads...

one word: PHWOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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How?

ps; the ones i got wrong

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what do you need 8 dildos for?
all a similar size and shape as well
fair enough if you're getting a series of outlandish dragon dildos but don't see the point in a collection like this

for me? its england
a nation of over 50+ million people
that funds itself
that doesnt need to be in a union with anyone
quite the opposite, would flourish even more if not in a union

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stimmed up

blood pumping, heart racing

lets attack the day lads

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Hello vermin.

easy way to not have your lottery winnings stolen by the corner shop man is to buy your tickets on the app like I do. Had no winnings stolen but unfortunately also not won the lottery ticket yet

have a £2.50 lucky dip for next Friday's euromillions draw however, that could be my time to shine. I buy the Friday draw rather than the tuesday to prolong the hope so I can have more bedtimes where I can go to sleep fantasizing about my life if I won, safe in the knowledge there is a non-zero mathematical possibility that I might win

also non zero mathematical possiblity you fuck the queen but we all know it's not going to happen

Get to gooning lad

My GCSE maths teacher called the lottery tax for idiots pal

business idea: ass attachments to extrude your poos into fun shapes

What do I message a girl on tinder who clearly just wants to do hookup. Is it “hey you want to fuck” or something that simple

toxic shit stain of human waste, me

Gonna start a street wear brand and get cutie girls in my class to model for it on insta
Gonna make bucks and get laid lets gooo

rorke eating a tube of smarties

“Come to daddy, kitten”

>the lottery is a tax for idiots

If you can't afford the odd 2 quid on a ticket for fun then you've got worse problems to worry about.

literally the moment we get the option to fuck this poonion off
its gone lads

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"right hen get your fanny over here pronto"

pathetic gooncave that

what time does the narwhal bacon

Love British women

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not heard of netflix and chill la'? sounds like might be a bit out of your league this business

I'm down on whores and I shan't stop ripping them until i'm caught.

>If you can't afford the odd 2 quid on a ticket for fun then you've got worse problems to worry about.

QED

and unbridled england is the most feared thing in world history

imagine paying so literally swarthy fucking inbreds can live for free
HAHA
no

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yeah this guys the same as me

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>not heard of netflix and chill la'?
alri grandad. I think you're the one who's behind the times

Remove potato.

someone stop this man

three eyed, two nosed FREAK

what does my post have to do with quantum elctrodynamics?

la' you living in the year 1950 grow up yeah and get with it

need england out of business

need to reinstate the danelaw

Diego Maradonner

mum found the poo sock

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what about me Scottish Mackerel though?

parents never seem to fucking do anything anymore
just potter around the house or watch shite tv
just want them to fuck off for one day, let me have the house to myself for a bit
too much to ask?

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I'm an absolute nutter for fruit machines, if I see one I can't help but pump a quid or two in
Mates think it's sad but I'm the one laughing when I win a free pint

Shan't be reproducing until society unpozzes itself. FACTS!!!!!

there is no more time for talk
theres nothing else to say lads
its fucking over

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grow the fuck up goodness me

youtu.be/PRlSf9DKMu4
youtu.be/PRlSf9DKMu4
youtu.be/PRlSf9DKMu4

answer the question

Indeed, time for Padraig and Seamus to go seek their fortune without Mummy Britain handing out the potato money.

Anna mogging here

you remind me of the time when i went drinking with a lad from work and he dropped like 25 quid in a slot machine. never seen anything like it never even known anyone who plays them before (like besides putting a pound in when you're really bored). wasn't sure whether to be in awe or disgust

rorke giving over the gumball machine outside farmfoods because it stole his 20p

imagine being in a union and you have to pay so the others can be in it

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fuck off mark

fuck off mark

would be good actually, westoids can have their half and eastenglishchads can have based areas like northumbria and yorkshire
who gets london though?

That's like how families work innit. Little ones can't support themselves

click that bell icon de lad nation!

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older countries and once more established countries than england

unions are full of mongs but on the flip side getting fucked by an employer isn't fun either

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the eternal english taxpayer cuck

Okay grandad let's get you to bed

SSM already pawned that watch at CeX.

what kind of a plebeian job do you have to do to belong to a union

scotland is an older country than england, why then can it not pay for itself to live?
why?
because they are lazy cunts thats why
happy to live off english money
coming here to our parliment crying for hand outs

It's one of those council estate things. Not for actual people.

teachers and tube drivers mainly

one that wouldn't be missed if your workforce fucks off

just done a poo

Better them than the Paddies.

you guys are extremely yanked

PENNGGGGG

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youtube.com/watch?v=Z9k55DfyXw4

still enjoying this image

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Got a photo of my mates gf as my phone wallpaper. I get a little pang of excitement every time I see it. Looking right into my eyes she is. It's like she's my gf now.

Bit annoying as I have to change my wallpaper every time I go out on the off chance I see someone I know and they get a glance of my screen. Though I may leave it on if I'm feeling nawty.....?

love a good football hooliganism film desu

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the union between all our countries has been weaponised against the english
and used as a stick to beat us with
but when you actually look into it we dont need to be in a union with anyone
its all bullshit
it means nothing

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what the fuck is the appeal to mark's videos? they're so dull, almost ruby granger tier.

For me it's just a quid, saw a guy who had £50 in one and it made me sick

wish she wouldn't wear my cock cage key to visibly

Rorke fleeing when he hears the Russians are coming

it was a different time

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Image are roobs getting railed by Mark. Phwoaaaaar

america stabbed the world in the back

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they did

Thoughts on Green Street?

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>slot machine
dumb yank

I used to have a cutesy, hot, well-off, introverted, blonde gf.
Then I broke up with her and now I spend my weekends alone playing videogames, except when my parents visit

all the british flag means for us is higher taxes
crying foreigners
and a history thats bascially ours anyway
that all it represents
whats being in a union with foreigners ever done for you? as an english person? nothing

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timothy and mark spitroasting roobz Phwwwwoaaaaaaaaaaaaar

been banned for saying stuff about niggers

Do you think they ever had kissy gay sex in the white house?

An interesting wildlife documentary

Russia and Ukraine thunder out for Soviet power.

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lost my virginity while watching 8 mile but used to mistakenly tell people it was green mile for about a year haha

Shite

Who shall we stick in her third hole lad?

why did you break up with her?

Lovely
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take the sunday off and go outside lads brit will still be here for your monday shift of being angry little virgins

wanked to green mile when they zapped the big nigger

screaming