Do you want a Persian gf?

>sisters

No, my older sister is married and my younger sister has a boyfriend

>cousins

Why

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I just want a gf that would love me for who i'm and support my autistic likes :C

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Are iranian women loud in bed?

>Are iranian women loud in bed?

Some of them are, especially the virgins who come from repressive religious families.

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how do i make a persian goddess(cisgender) fall in love with me?

Tell me the following things about you and I'll calculate how good your odds are with a cisgender Iranian "woman"

-Your level of education
-The state you live in
-Your ethnic background
-Are you willing to move to California if you don't live here already?
-How wealthy are you?
-How much do you know about the Persian language and Iranian culture?
-Do you call Iranian people Arab and call us Arab?
-Do you like the Iranian regime?
-Are you willing to spend a lot of money on other people?
-Do you wear a lot of cologne?
-How outgoing are you?
-Do you like Islam?

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>Your level of education
Bachlors but will go higher
>The state you live in
Jew York
>Your ethnic background
Sovthern Evropean
>Are you willing to move to California if you don't live here already?
No
>How wealthy are you?
Good for my age but still poor
>How much do you know about the Persian language and Iranian culture?
I had a persian friend that smoked a lot of weed
>Do you call Iranian people Arab and call us Arab?
no
>Do you like the Iranian regime?
Not really
>Are you willing to spend a lot of money on other people?
Unironically yes
>Do you wear a lot of cologne?
Yes
>How outgoing are you?
Pretty outgoing but still autistic
>Do you like Islam?
I dont mind it

Ok, your odds are actually pretty good. The only things you mentioned that would be red flags for a cisgender Iranian "woman" are the following.

>>Are you willing to move to California if you don't live here already?
>No

The favorite place of almost every cisgender Iranian "woman" in America and Canada and even Iran itself is California, it's the dream of almost every cisgender Iranian "woman" to live here. Most of them have relatives and/or friends here. If you're not willing to move here, that may be very problematic. Although you live in New York, which is one of the top 5 most Iranian states in America, so they'd probably still be okay with living to live there with you, but you still have to be willing to visit California at least once. California is a common pilgrimage for most cisgender Iranian people. Toronto is another one.

>>How much do you know about the Persian language and Iranian culture?
I had a persian friend that smoked a lot of weed

Learn more about our language and culture, cisgender Iranian "women" like that because almost nobody ever learns anything about it because "Persophiles" don't exist, only Persophobes.

>>Do you like Islam?
I dont mind it

That's bad, most cisgender Iranian "women" hate Islam because either they themselves or their relatives have been oppressed significantly because of it, since our country has been ruled by a tyrannical cisnormative Islamo-Fascistic illegitimate regime since the horrible year of 1979.

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This should put into perspective how important California is for us.

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I WANT HER

and her

and her

Lmao what the fuck

They're either monarchist richfags escaping during 1979 shitshow or some families that managed to escape during Iran-Iraq war.

MD
Pennsylvania
White/Asian
No
Somewhat
Little
No
Don't care
Yes
No
Very
Won't convert. Best I can do is zoroastrianism

So is it just that the gaudiest rich people go to the gaudiest state? Or was it a small group that moved there coincidentally and began encouraging others to move there?

Are you Persian?

Thank you schizo bro. I will look at grad schools at california now. I also tried learning persian in high school but gave up cause of time.

No.
>why?
I don't like the persian aesthetic. They look weird to me
>faggot!
'persian gf' I would obviously fuck one but I would never take it publicly on a date or introduce her to my parents.

Armenians are also obsessed with Californa, it's something about the place

>They're either monarchist richfags escaping during 1979 shitshow or some families that managed to escape during Iran-Iraq war.

chera alaki doorooq migi aghazadeh? aksar irani ha moghim amrika va kanada hich rabeteye siyasi nadashtan zaman enqelab ya zaman jang ba araq. bishtaremoon familamoon be khater daneshgah va failiat eqtesadi omadim.

Iran baad az chin, hend va rosiye bishtarin daneshjoo PHD mifresti be eyalat motahede

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>Or was it a small group that moved there coincidentally and began encouraging others to move there
a small but INFLUENTIAL group, mostly celebrities or popular political figures. Some encouraged their families to come there as well.
No, I'm from Mars.

The best thing you can hope for in this life is to acquire an Iranian wife

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