Armenia edition. Old
/balk/ + /v4/
I like this one better, sorry romabro
Do you love Armenia?
hell yeah, love me some armenia
>I own it
You are just hairy bitch
I laugh at this shit I dont know why
It's not even been a week and wearing a single martenitsa on my wrist is starting to piss me off.
Same. And I only got 2
Real thread
Last year when I took it off, I had a phantom martenitsa syndrome for a whole week.
Use this one the other one has no v4
>want to kms
>don't want to be seen as weak
what do?
I haven't done this since I was a child.
Imagine saving this disgusting shit on your computer just so you can epicly BTFO armenoids. Your entire life revolved around Any Forums
educate a poor bozgor, what the hell is martenitsa?
Suicide bombing
the blood of our enemies and the skin of their women
that's not very politically corrent of you
based as fuck
You will be perceived as weak and your parents will be talked about as having raised their kid wrong and having not prevented it.
>implying you wouldn't
what does it symbolizes? is it associated to some kind of holiday?
Spring.
After uga bugars conquered a village and raped the local virgins, they would take cutlings from the blood-stained sheets and wrap them around their wrists to signal to everyone their victory.
my parents did raise me wrong
Embrace the nu-traditions, chud
I'm inclined to believe this
I'm less inclined to believe this
If true, I will appeal to parliament to get this disgusting Central Asian barbarism banned.
name?
>In Bulgarian folklore the name Baba Marta (Bulgarian: Бaбa Mapтa, "Grandma March") evokes a grumpy old lady whose mood swings very rapidly. The common belief is that by wearing the red and white colors of the Martenitsa, people ask Baba Marta for mercy. They hope that it will make winter pass faster and bring spring.
>bugars are afraid of an old grumpy lady with mood swings
Aayyy
wouldn't you want to know naughty boy, we protect our woman
>The first returning stork or swallow is taken as a harbinger of spring and as evidence that Baba Marta is in a good mood and is about to retire.
>Baba Marta has retired over one thousand times and still hasn't received her pension
Typical bugar pension system
acient Dacian tradition that symoblizes the start of spring and fertilty. It has to do with periods that's why it's red and white.
You give a martisor to women, not like the savage slavo-turkic bulgarians do that they give it to everyone.
Who's with Russia in this?
Almost the entire world is against them yet they keep hammering Ukraine and western agents.
I laugh at the soicuck western corporation ceasing operations and banning Russia.
Shove your shitty furniture up your ass IKEA.
Fuck this decaying socio-economic brothel called capitalism
Fuck the markets and the "invisible hand"
Fuck slaving away for some company with offshore accounts paying you breadcrumbs.
make social media posts saying that you'd never kill yourself and stuff like that. Leave clues that you didn't actually kys and then do it
Baba Marta is my spirit animal
we make this too
it's so that the springtime sun doesn't burn you