Wtf... I didn't know.. I didn't know Russia could be made beautiful. Beautiful...

Wtf... I didn't know.. I didn't know Russia could be made beautiful. Beautiful, through Balkanization and separating the various ethnicities..

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LARP

LARD

Most of the problems and chimp outs come from the European half, the rest are probably just chilling in their secluded communities

Shut up fat

Most lands in Siberia are majority Russian. I think it was like about 20 or 30 million Russians ober the Urals.
Are you going to relocate them all to European Russia?

Russians will be split into two different countries, Muscovy and Vladivostok, in between them are Uralic states and Tatarstan. This will make their chimping a lot less bad.
And it will limit their access to infinite resources. It will also prevent minorities assimilating (and thus disappearing).

They get relocated into Vladivostok and Muscovy.

Do Siberians have less of an imperialistic mindset than European Russians or are they all the same? I don't think people that far away are willing to go to war over Ukraine, but I might be wrong

The only places you can theoretically 'balkanise' are the Caucasus mountains and southern Siberia (namely, Tuva). Other places are either majority Russian or don't have any separatist/nationalist movements because they couldn't care less.
But even if the Caucasus region breaks free from Russia, they will just dissolve into a dozen of smaller states and will war with each other forever, because, for instance, there isn't such nation as 'Dagestani'. it's the same as 'American'. It's just a collection of other nations. And in dagestan these nations come from different ethno-religious backgrounds. Russia is the only thing holding them from becoming a second ISIS on the European doorstep.

Look at the pow most of them are ethnic minorities. Typical for russians to use them as a cannon fodder and not slavs.

Tatarstan wanted to be independent

This would be an ideal world where Russia falls under western control and we have the balls to do what needs to be done i.e. total relocation of the people in russia.
Caucasus would be split into these various small states.
Same as Ural, Siberia.

I'm talking about splitting up Russia into ethnostates with forced relocations.
Muscovy and Vladivostok being the two Russian states, on opposite sides of each other to make it more difficult for you guys to unite.

I mean Russians in Siberia, I don't care about Mongoloids

back in the early 90s, sure. But the main difference between modern Tatars and modern inhabitants of the Caucasus mountains is their nationalism and religiousness. Tatars are as muslim as Russians are orthodox. And I can't recall any Tatar nationalist groups apart from a tiny little group called 'grey wolves' or something of that sort. But they haven't been active in ages.
Why?

To break you, to revitalize the minorities of Russia.
by doing this you are no longer a strong power, Muscovy will be the strongest state left and it will be just stronger than Ukraine but not by enough to dominate them.
This way we can stop your destruction of everything you touch and you can focus on things other than trying to get bigger borders. In the end it will mean prosperity for all..This is how we make the EU expand from Lisbon to Vladivostok. This is how we keep you in line.

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This simply won't work. This will only turn Russia and Russians into germans from 1930s. Taking Siberia from Russians will cause nuclear war.
Ukraine should be a part of Russia. Same as Finland, to be fair. We created your country. You still have a monument to your creator (Russian Emperor Alexander III) on the main square (Senate square, same as in St. Petersburg) of your capital - Helsinki.

dont care

it would work
because youd be under our control
then wed take your nukes
youd be like germans split apart
torn up
broken like the cucks you are

Russians damn everything they touch into eternal poverty and misery. We would just rather be nuked.

>dont care
Not my problem