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made 20 dollaridoos

why is this general so obsessed with fart and shit?

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*invades and bombs the shit out of any Muslim country that strives to be independent since 1991*
Heh, nothing personal kid

Have you heard about Ukraine? Tragic

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He made 10 quid

stupid idiotic yank
got a pair of 150 IQ fellas here

what do you think shamiko's farts smell like?

wtf, Nicholas Latifi? lol

*poos in my hand and throws it at you*

why aren't you?

*does a flip*

Sweaty bums are erotic

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you bloody MORON TWAT

wow sick

No ukranian ever called me a dirty kuffar

Shut the fuck up nonce

Those "people" should be placed in ovens.

This makes no sense, it doesn’t specify whether he used the same money for both transactions in which case the top line is irrelevant and he only made 10

anyone of them fart and itd be trapped in that cage for hours

might do a roobz and go on a de cluttering spree

Needs a qos mark

LOL. I know right?
The mental dichotomy involved in being capable of thinking in that manner is actually hilarious.

do tradies get paid loads in aus?

declutter my arse with your willy

Jump from a bridge afterwards

does the question ask HOW much he made, or does it ask whether he made money?

Half-witted little pseud

mad how chinky flu has just disappeared
biggest over reaction in history

Saturday at the sports, can't beat it

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love drinking water me

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yeah

Whenever I read things I wrote two or three years ago I literally can not believe how good the vocabulary and writing style is. Literally all I did back then was post on /brit/. Now I read, have intelligent conversations with people irl and yet somehow my writing and vocabulary has gone to shit.

How the fuck is that possible lads?

Also I do think that does reflect the decline in quality of this general. Back then it was so good that just posting in it all day made me a decent writer now I write like a spanner.

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>be a yank liberal
>um actually, russia isn't entitled to a sphere on influence
>*interferes with literally every country on the american continent on the basis of muh sphere of influence*

Fuck off low IQ freak

Howling at Sky News right now

>reporter is outside Kiev interviewing people who just escaped from a battle and are getting onto buses to escape
>keeps poking camera in their face as soon as they get out asking them if they speak English
>gets onto one of the buses and people scream at her to get off
>one guy who speaks English is clearly high and just asks her if cannabis is legal in Britain

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depending on the trade but in general yes

Just sent mum down the shops for my saturday afternoon packet of pickled onion monster munch

people go mad for this daytime telly shite on twitter, they rarely hit for me

I can’t believe Steve Irwin died again yesterday

Why are you so easily amused you pathetic low IQ creep?

Can beat it by being anywhere that isn't a smelly shithole desu lol

gonna pop to tescos for some guiness

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id push the fence right out to the kerb. seen lots of people doing that kind of thing round here. just sprt of taking over more area than than own.nobody does anything about it

>pickled onion monster munch
Jesus wept.

Alright mark

but enough about London, Wales and Scotland

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You ok big man?

Nobody cares you blogging twat

Ah yes
Donedon

Provincials are truly just jealous KEK

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you should only be allowed to own one house. noone needs two houses

You need a time out.

does this include holiday houses? or beach shacks?

Shut the fuck up you bitter unsuccessful freak. Loser

gladly

whats that got to do with de cluttering?

The Godzilla teaser trailer was pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw

why do dog owners pick up dog shit. if i had a dog i'd just carry a little trowl on walks and when the dog poos i'd dig up a little bit of turf and bury it

trying to find within myself that Empire State of mind .. you know?

reckon i have schizophrenia but am self-aware about it so it doesn't affect me much

Picture this we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor

>soooo glad I don't live in London with all those Africans about!!!
>it's much better here in... Uganda

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Shame about the final product.

that's what your mum said haha

The release of Uncharted: Drakes Fortune and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

This and homeowners over the age of 76 should be forced into homes

Lower class mong detected.

What are they waiting for?

still in bed hungover me haha

any al hallaj man in?

190 on the ropes

wonder if its safe to go beg packing through africa

About to release my dick's fortune into your mum

African blacks are top lads, they're polite people who value education and are religious

Uganda be kidding me

Shut it Ghostface.

:'(

could be a big boy and cook something or I can woddle on over to maccies aha x

watched over 2,000 movies

I keep seeing videos of people in captured Ukraine cities protesting with flags and the Russian soldiers are just standing watching. How fucking hard is it to just throw a molotov from a window at them? Jesus

What jobs would be alright doing? I wouldn’t mind being a train instructor, looks easy plus you get paid a fortune also in sydney you only work 10 days out of the year because you’re on strike for the rest of it

Best cure is another drink.

Need Emma Watson to poo on my dinner plate. Bon apetit!

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LOL and another! Council house fuckmeat is hilarious.

Do they still rape children in a bid to cure AIDS over there?

Mad how the whole of Africa is a smelly shithole then eh

>not still drinking

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Right here son

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dees nuts

so this is meant to catch people out by people assuming it's one transaction 4 times and not two transactions twice?
i.e.
not buy 50 sell 60 for 10
and then
buy 70 sell 80 for 10
for a total of 20
but buy 50 sell 60 make 10 then *spend* that 10 to buy 70 and sell 80 (leading to the fool to think he has only made 10 dollars?)
but this doesn't actually matter when answering the question because it doesn't ask how much money he made just whether he made money which even the erroneous (he only made 10) would still answer in the affirmative and be correct.

very poorly designed question - even low iq people will get the right answer.

always weirdos walking round with bags of poo. bet the dogs think the owners love it seeing them pick it up and make an effort to curl one out

Park ranger, I don't know what the fuck they do as you never see them in SA unless they're checking camping ground passes in the holidays.

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