>be six foot tall white twink
>download tinder
>single mom, swipe left
>smokes weed, swipe left
>looking for hookups, swipe left
>communist, swipe left
>repeat ad infinium
>finally match with a nice girl
>she tells me she wants to peg me
does this happen in your cunt
Be six foot tall white twink
Sebastian Lopez
Carson Long
Can I fuck you?
Brody Richardson
I've never had the deluded self-confidence needed to download tinder.
Jaxson Foster
Flyover moment
Jonathan Mitchell
post bod
Christopher Sanders
Yeah I had Tinder on my phone for a solid 30 mins before realising it sucked ass
Also the girl who wanted to peg me told it to me irl and I called her a freak who should seek help for that
We haven't talked much since
Christopher Reyes
no my bisexual days are over
I live in california
Eli Ward
>communist
Are they good looking and not tranny? Asking for a friend.
Kevin Smith
Yeah, that's the dating pool
Anthony Wood
Some years back I said in some random thread that all the asslicking increase in porn and general increase of it in real life as well would lead to borderline gay shit like pegging becoming more common before eventually leading to full blown homosex
Sebastian Butler
what did you think tinder was for dummy?
Dominic Gray
Some of them yes. I don't really care though. I don't want to be with somebody that has obnoxious politics.
I want to find true love :(
Henry Johnson
I reckon there's alread some kind of ass>mouth transmissible cancer like what wiped out Tasmanian Devils circulating in humanity.
Jason King
>6 feet tall white chad with good jaw, cheekbone and hair genes
>dress myself pretty nice too
>try to have interesting hobbies instead of just play video games all day
>not a single girl on tinder replies to me
what the fuck is going on... tinder ruined a whole generation of women, to them if they aren't getting fucked by the top 0.01% guys in town why would they even bother, he's just a swipe away, fuck it I'm getting a prostitute.
Samuel Hughes
Tinder doesn't work if you're not really hot just go irl I only use tinder for men does not work for women
Colton Ward
Thinking of this desu, she basically admitted what she and her husband get up to
Blake Price
>rejects all women
>"why am I single"
Xavier Hall
its 4 perfectly reasonable standards
Jordan Rodriguez
>mfw I'm a communist but don't talk politic all day and keep it to myself
Is something wrong with me user? Do you think I will be fine in the market place of dating?
Logan Reyes
>tinder
You mean Grinder?
Jace Robinson
>and I called her a freak who should seek help for that
based
Matthew Adams
>I live in California
You live in Central valley. Basically flyover land
Nathan Rodriguez
no just find a commie gf. theres plenty of them.
I do think you're a bit of a retard though. no big deal, most people are retards when it comes to politics.