/brit/

wish I lived in the 60s

It's time to stop posting.

I'm picking you and you
'Cause that's all that seems to matter lately
All alone by yourself, what do you do?
It's the closest thing to heaven, maybe
Lay low, what you missing, is ammunition
Pay the toll, save your soul, before they getcha
Lay low, what you missing, ammunition
Keep your lights off, curtains closed
Whatever currency that holds
Strangers to ourselves, they take your money
But they hate your kind
Oh the power of money
Oh why, oh why do I always end up with Scorpios or Geminis
See I don't want no adios, to get close
"They only time I go to church is when someone in the casket"
I said "The only time I got to church is when someone in the casket"
"Good men are strange, bad men are obvious"
Mama said "The good men are strange, the bad men are obvious"
I'm picking you and you
'Cause you don't really matter to me
You'll never find your way to heaven
But you can follow me
You'll never find your way to heaven
You'll never find your way to heaven
"Good men are strange, bad men are obvious"
Mama said "The good men are strange, the bad men are obvious"
Heaven
You'll never find your way to heaven
You'll never find your way to heaven
You'll never find your way to heaven
Heaven

bladee can bring peace to ukraine

everyone hates you, and we know you're the aussie now so stop trying lmao

accidentally posted in a thread which was posted after the other new
please mock me mercilessly

me too, the 1060s of course. so i could fight and die defending england from william the bastard's frankish globohomo hordes

Truly cannot fathom the mind of the average Any Forums user right now that supports Russia, genuinely cannot wrap my head around how a country that is invading another country to absorb it is """"fighting globohomo"""""".

It'd make more sense if they were just honest and said "im just excited to see more random people die", that's basically all Any Forums "ideology" boils down to at the end of the day.

BASEDDDD

howling at this image
will use this for certain

for me it is 1660s so I could put a fire extinguisher in pudding lane

mental illness

wouldnt mind shagging that white woman on the apprentice

>everyone hates you, and we know you're the aussie now so stop trying lmao

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the average Any Forums poster thinks "globohomo" is something directly to do with gayness

youtube.com/watch?v=h741KCQsWv4

No one of a Any Forums-ish persuasion is up for supporting NATO in this war because all our countries have spent the past 10 years relentlessly shitting on anything resembling even centre-right values, and openly calling patriotic or traditionalist people "racist".

The Russia support isn't genuine, it's just contrarianism. It's just people going "well, I fucking hate the state of my country right now, so I'll support the enemy." Same logic as to why some people became Soviet defectors during the Cold War

>"We need to protect democracy"

Meanwhile working class people havent had a party to vote for 40 years. Not even a socialist or leftist or anything but democracy is literally just choosing which toff in the pockets of big business you want to rule over you. I'm not fooling for their tricks anymore.

I wont consume, I wont work unless its cash in hand and I certainly wont fight in no wars. Its been made clear that this isnt my country rather i'm just a tenant on the land

For me it's the 1860s. I'd want to educate the Russian serfs who had been freed by the Emancipation Reform of Alexander II

would shag aisling bea but she can be a bit annoying. corr that skirt though. dirty wench

>Sure , I pooped my pants ,” he said. “Everybody poops their pants sometime in their life. Just so happens I pooped mine before my physical exam , and I’ve pooped them a few times since. But it wasn’t because I was a coward like the dishonest , Ted hating liberal punks tell it. Far from it. I was a hard working , sh*t kicking , mother f**king , black guitar slayer from Detroit

>“You see , I had it good. I was becoming a living legend , like Jimi Hendricks , only whiter , and there was no f**king way I was giving up my guitar to go off to a foreign land to squat and sh*t in fox holes. I mean , just the thought of giving up my sweet , precious guitar , scared the sh*t out of me. And I mean that , literally. Every time I thought I would never play my guitar again , which was every day , I would go in my pants. Piss , poop , the whole sh*t. Sometimes I would go three or four times a day , and I was so depressed that I was munching down on nothing but junk food , cookies , chips , sausage , pizza , hot dogs. You name , if it had no nutritional value , I wolfed it down , and the more depressed I became , and the more I pooped. I could feel it oozing down my legs , and building up in my shorts and drawers. My pants were yellow from all the piss , and got so crusted up from all the poop , that I could barely walk in them. And my hair was all matted with piss and poop. I was a walking , talking , six foot three , hunk of human cesspool. I carried a God awful cloud of stink around me , like the Peanuts character , Pig Pen. Probably looked like him , too.

This guy is fucking nuts

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>"well, I fucking hate the state of my country right now, so I'll support the enemy."
yeah we know and that’s unbelievably cringeworthy and you’re a total virgin freak if you do this

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t. whores for yank cock

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I don't even get that either though, they're both eastern european countries so they both hate gay people.
They're not very good patriots then are they.

youtube.com/watch?v=UKJs7DW3tX0

True. Not the greatest fan of Corbyn but British domestic politics has been literally 100% meaningless ever since he was forced out. We're right back to the uniparty days like it was during Blair and Cameron. Such a fucking shame considering it looked like we were moving past that for a brief moment 2016-2019

fpsrussia sniping him the moment he drops

Oh no lads! If you don't blindly support calls for war and want to fight and die for a government that oppresses you, you might get called a virgin online!

Well that's me changed #ImWithBoris #InvadeRussia #DieForIsrael

>Ukraine is suddenly our friend because Russia invaded it
Mate fuck Ukraine its a shithole. We literally have no shared history or comradeship with Ukraine

maybe russia should accept us bases and then they might finally be able to afford to feed their citizens?

69 years since Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin died.
The greatest pupil of Lenin, a revolutionary Bolshevik, communist, organiser of socialist construction and victory over fascism, proletarian internationalist, anti-revisionist hero of the world proletariat.

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I said the SIXTIES, wish I was following Boudica against the Roman bumboys

literally fake map

need to reform the government system. current one is dog shit and makes no sense. need a written constitution. need to overthrow the queen. custodial of the realm replacement selected from the military.

Yeah bit of a relief considering he was in bed with the Russians though otherwise we’d be in a pickle now

you arrive at the front lines of the Russo-Ukrainian war

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>Same logic as to why some people became Soviet defectors during the Cold War
No many did for genuine communist reasons.

or you could just take a non/neutral stance which would be infinitely more understandable and mature instead of going ‘XDDD I SUPPORT RUSSIA XDDD EPIC OWNED XDDD’

Consider this. You think it's a uniparty but actually any sensible political party who wants to win power has to have policies that work, and neoliberal policies work and make people richer and happier. Not having those policies means electoral oblivion (see Labour under Corbyn).

There can never be peace in Ireland until the foreign, oppressive British presence is removed, leaving all the Irish people as a unit to control their own affairs and determine their own destinies as a free and sovereign people.

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>They're not very good patriots then are they.
Well, do you believe that a patriot should support their country no matter what, even if they feel their country has begun to support intolerable values and be openly hostile to one's self?
I don't necessarily share their view, but there are many people especially on a place like Any Forums who are so despondent about the state of western civilisation that they think something big needs to happen to change it.

just remember in school everyone in history class would gush over how photogenic he was as a youth

I'm not a good person
Ask anyone who knows me
I'm mean and bitter and a failure
And everything that I say I believe
I'm not a good person
Ask anyone who loves me
I never write, I never call
I never think about anyone at all
I'm not a good person
No matter what I do
My exhaustion will consume me
And I'm too tired for the truth
I'm not a good person
I'm sure you're not surprised
It must be pouring out my sweat glands
It must be someplace in my eyes
I don't know why I am this way
I've been like this since I can remember
I try to keep up with everything I know I should do
But then I'll fall to pieces anyway
I don't know why I am this way
I'm not a good person, not even to you
I'm staying home because I can't stand the sound
Of another heartbeat in the room
I'm not a good person
Fuck it, you know it's true
I'm lazy, I'm a coward
I'm asleep all day in my room
I don't know why I am this way
I've been like this since I can remember
I try to keep up with everything I know I should do
But then I'll fall to pieces anyway

identify as an armpit chad meself

LOOK HERE
LOOK LISTEN

reminder that ukraine supporters are just chuds that love blonde white women

if they were stinky brown arabs none of you chudfucks would give a shit

he died like a true irishman, covered in shit and starving to death

feel like im going insane

>an unironic r/neoliberal poster found his way to /brit/
Huh, strange.

Corrr. Putin wants to eliminate her from this world?

Is she my Russian comrade-in-arms?

>who are so despondent about the state of western civilisation that they think something big needs to happen to change it.
Oh right yeah, the "accelerationism" thing that they all saw in a youtube video/political compass meme once, and ever since they decided to revolve their entire lives around it because they're all 14?

Britains ROARS out for a rounding of up all in the incels and placing them into full time work in steel factories to energise the economy

you're really chimping out because of an imaginary Any Forums user's imaginary comment that is supposedly from Any Forums (even though when I went to Any Forums I see very little support for Russia) and the fact that this imaginary Any Forums user's imaginary post is juvenile, on Any Forums, is why you're now sperging at /brit/

typical british response

may you and your family rot in the deepest pits of hell with no recourse

Britains ROARS out for a rounding of up all in the incels and placing them into full time work in steel factories to energise the economy

Britains ROARS out for a rounding of up all in the incels and placing them into full time work in steel factories to energise the economy

see
and then leave the conversation so us adults can talk about it

Yeah, and?

>two people say 'we have no reason to be involved' and pretty directly state they do not want a war or to have anything to do with the situation
>no you must be neutral, by which I mean you must be on my side by which I mean you must support ukraine by which i mean you must call for war

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>outpost gets shelled for the 18th time in the same night
I JUST CAN'T DO IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE MAN

Neoliberal policies only work because in order to win an election you need to have the media on side and in order to do that you have open your rear end up to big business. That isnt democracy, if big business have the most influence in who gets elected

errrr mate we’re literally talking about people who support russia as a contrarian statement that’s why my post directly quoted a post talking about it

That post proves exactly what I said though? Literally nobody here has said anything even remotely akin to
>XDDD I SUPPORT RUSSIA XDDD EPIC OWNED XDDD
and if your psot boils down to
>wahhh Any Forums is juvenile and immature
well welcome to Any Forums it must be your first day enjoy your stay

*opens rear end to big business*
alriii

fav Fallout New Vegas follower?

for me, it's based Raul

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neck yourselves ukraine chuds
this is what (you) look like

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Looks like if mouthyank were a bird

What’s your point here, we’re concerned about a similar people? Obviously

would pay GOOD wumpa
to bend lorraine kelly over the kithcen island counter

and smash me cock into her fanny

clapping those arecheeks

like obamas inaugural address

homealone once again competely absent this week

So your post is
>WHY ARE THERE CONTRARIANS ON Any Forums ON THAT OTHER BOARD THAT ISN'T /BRIT/
?

Then out spake brave Horatius,
The Captain of the Gate:
“To every man upon this earth
Death cometh soon or late.
And how can man die better
Than facing fearful odds,
For the ashes of his fathers,
And the temples of his gods…

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A lot of them probably don't actually want war or any form of real collapse, they just want NATO to get a bloody nose in the hopes that it might lead to some cultural introspection in the west and a reversal of negative trends.

Also some find the idea of a multipolar world, as Russia claims to want to build, an appealing thing. There is an argument that western values and national pride was far stronger 1945 to 1989 when we had the omnipresent threat of the Soviet bloc looming over us. We've become weak and complacent in the era of western hegemony, and maybe this crisis shocks us out of that.

Went to see new batman, was actually pretty solid... 6.5/10
Robert Pattinson did a greaf job, villain is basically someone who posts on here. Zoe Kravitz might be the fittest catwoman

I'm sick and tired of reading things from ignorant mongs
If you don't know about the gas situation in Ukraine and what the important geography points are for Russia you have no business talking about the war
simple as

are you pretending to be retarded? we’re talking about people, outside the thread, who support russia for contrarian reasons. that’s why i directly quoted a post talking about that in my reply. we aren’t talking about you.
what?

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if I was a russian soldier and a yellow blur stalked towards me I'd run for the hills

Read the room mate. We don’t care about your shitty kids film, we’re talking about war

wouldnt mind having friends

Neoliberal policies only work because other policies have been tried and failed and we have the greatest living standards in human history and countries that adopt other policies very quickly have worse living standards (see Venezuela, which the British and American loved until it went bad at which point it wasn't real socialism)

So you're literally just crying about imaginary immature posters that dont exist

Charming

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Britain thunders out for a socialist planned economy based on production for use, liquidation of unemployment and private ownership of the means of production, compulsory work for the exploiting classes, and a soviet/council republic.

Would you rank it below the nolan ones and above the shumacher/burton ones?

This yank is fuming over an opinion no one here holds lmao

Feel like shit lads, just want Shane Warne back

I loved you more than I loved anyone before or anyone to come someone said your name I thought of you alone I was just the same twenty blocks away

I just want to make it clear, I am one of the anti war posters and I am a full blown rorke.

I honestly just dont want us to go to war, all the white lads sign up and get killed and while all the pakis and blacks stay behind and complain about racism. Meanwhile a win for the army would still be a win for multiculturalism

Meds now.

RIP to that fella. Another fallen Aussie soldier to the mighty stingray

Love to have 1 or 2 female friends me.

was he any good? only know him from those hair transplant adverts

are the rumours true he died being bummed by a ladyboy?

wouldn't mind

>NOOOOOOO
>you cant just be immature and contrarian on Any Forums

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it’s a night of mania my friend

need to feel some chebs

Do you lads reckon covid hysteria will come back after this war situation has ended/died down, or is it finished for good now?

I'm uncertain, personally. I remember I thought after the BLM freakout in mid-2020 that surely had to be the end of lockdowns, but nope, they came right back very shortly after.

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It’ll be back once the new variant drops this winter