I will move to brasil Then my suffering will cease
I'll wear flip flops and shorts all the time and have a bronzed lean but muscular body, i'll eat feijoada, farofa, and so on. I'll listen to mpb. I'll go to the beach to worship the sun, sea and sand every single day. I'll watch flamengo play fluninense, i'll have a big bunda namorada and she'll be an indio or a japa or a german girl from the south or trans or black (it won't matter to me, all that matters is she is brasilian).
I totally feel you on this one brother I really just want to abandon my life in the states and go to brazil. no
Nathaniel Long
why? afraid I'll steal your women?
Jaxon Brown
no, please stay out we're not turning the other cheek you know what you've done to immigrants over there your country is becoming a hellhole in the next few years and you should sink with your ship to honor the better-than-thou treatment you give the other folks there
Nathan Morgan
>farofa huesileiro detectado
Camden Stewart
I'm an immigrant to the US so fuck off you lot will not even be able to tell I'm not from a neighboring country
Owen Campbell
absolutely disgusting you're not welcome mutt nigger
Nathan Young
don't care you can't stop me
Gabriel Parker
>american mutt wants to stay illegally in brazil i cant stop you, your visa can though
Daniel Mitchell
>I'll wear flip flops and shorts firsties don't do this?
Grayson Parker
only non-whites are welcome in Brazil
Lucas Brooks
what i hate about british flags is that i genuinely cant tell if youre being serious or not
Congratulations! Now >learn macaco language >don't use you cellphone in public places (otherwise, perdeu playboy) >rent a nice apartment w/ balcony >buy a nice car (the poor honda civic is already considered a "nice" car in Brazil) >create a nice instagram acc (don't forget mentioning u brit) >go tinder >enjoy comer cu e buceta
Levi Martin
I am unironically thinking about fleeing to Brazil rn, how hard would it be for 20yo ESL guy with 8k$ and no experience with Portuguese to find a job that will be enough to pay for food and rent ?
Tyler Long
U know too much for your own good R u Brazilian?
Alexander Wright
You’ll have to learn portuguese, but should be easy. I have a Russian teacher. I mean, a teacher who are Russian, not a teacher of Russian language. He seems always happy and smiling everywhere
Logan Williams
>He seems always happy and smiling everywhere Imagine going from the suffering of cold dark russia to the paraiso do mundo (aka brasil)