/brit/

Already told you bruh

>Physical differences in the length of the limbs and the structure of the body mean the center of gravity tends to be higher in the bodies of black people, the researchers say

Sword and Shield is set in PokeBritain so it is the official /brit/ Pokemon game.

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Noodles are slippery tbf

female mate at uni was called noodle by everyone as she looked like a noodle when dancing, she was just tall and skinny

Billy the Kid, perhaps the greatest known outlaw of the Wild West.
>Actual name was Henry McCarty, born in New York, 1859
>Dad dies when he is 11 years old & the same year, his mum remarries and moves out to Indiana
>Over the next 4 years they move again, first to Kansas, then again to a frontier settlement in New Mexico
>Mother dies of a lung disease
>Step dad runs away and abandons Billy and his younger brother alone in frontier town, aged only 15
>Over the next few weeks, Billy steals first food to survive, then steals a gun and new clothes from a Chinese laundrette, then hunts down his stepdad and robs him too
>flees to the area which is now Arizona (still mostly Indian Territory at this period)
>Earns a living as a ranch hand, gambler and a horse thief, and does this from ages 15-17
>At age 17 a man at a bar attacks him. Billy kills the man in self defence.
>Billy is arrested and sent to a jail, but escapes a few days later. He attempts to flee back to New Mexico, but Native Americans find him and steal his horse
>Crosses the desert on foot, before making it to a settlement on the edge of death
>Is nursed backed to health by the mother of the leader of a cattle rustling gang, which he then joins, aged 17-19
>Aged 20, war breaks out between two rival frontier business men over rights to beef sales contracts
>23 men die, at least 3 of which are killed by Billy
>Law men then come after Billy, of which he killed either 2 or 3, depending on the account
>A newcomer to the frontier town he was hiding in, who doesn't recognise Billy, attempts to kill him. Billy kills the man in self defence.
>Billy then takes a whole ranch hostage, and then flees at an opportune moment when lawmen come a second time
>Billy is finally caught and sentenced to death but he again escapes jail, and kills the deputy who was guarding him in the back, as said deputy tried to flee
>3 months later Billy walks a military fort, where he is shot and killed instantly, aged only 21

should I apply to a Tesco Customer Assistant role, part time 2 days a week (Fri + Sat) nightshift from 22:00 to 07:00??

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rorke refusing to say myanmar

Zoomers gonna veterans of the great battle of chicken kyiv

wahts the salary?

My nickname at school was fat bastard and it was because I'm a fat bastard.

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finally found a news show that is giving the truth on the Ukraine situation

I can never act normal around qts. what the fuck is wrong with me?

nah, stick to the womfy neet life

and the zeds have been replaced by ses!
sorry sleeping people in cartoons. you sound like snakes now.

youtube.com/watch?v=nK4F3dvf9UQ

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wasn’t worth posting the first time

think about buying drugs off the internet but then people talk about how I should install some linux bollocks and I cba

I only call it colonial Burma.

She's a 3/10
Prefer woolies girls me

was he taking the piss here?

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absolutely no idea. Min-wage probably.

I know but it's reached the unwomfy stage again with my mum having frequent mental breakdowns and threatening me with homelessness. Naturally I'll end my own life if it ever comes to that but still.

instagram shadowbanning going crazy
I follow lots of russian and belarussian slags and I don't see their pics or stories in my feed at all anymore unless I go to their page directly. In fact I'm seeing this happen nonstop there now. I'm have to switch to tiktok, they show me my slags unfiltered, at least for now

she's fucked in the head, can tell cos she's wearing doc martens, only bitches that are fucked in the head wear doc martens innit

This
Being productive is morally reprehensible, what with climate change

unnecessary if you are just buying personal amounts
you should encrypt your address at the very least though
also use monero

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based xmr lad

>caring about Ukraine situation
Fuck that, hit the pubs, clubs and party because that shit is coming home and all of us are gonna be at the front wishing we didn't waste our youth.

how did you have pot noodle at school?

GT7 edition, fuck off with your children's games

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>TAILS isn't necessary but XMR is

um yeah they won't be doing blockchain anaylsis for your 3g of weed

>His school didn't have a kitchen, kettle, microwave etc for students
Did you go to state school or something?

>in view of the threat posed by communism to both our bodies and spirits, the use of violence is wholly justifiable

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>PSoy5

It's all kicking off in Cinderford!!
cinderfordtowncouncil.gov.uk/webcam/

>state school
FOY

why do the robots smoke in blade runner

monero is faster that king shitcoin and more people should use it

>fuck off with your children's games
As he plays on a children game console instead of being an adult and having a PC.

They added microtransactions today as a patch, after all the reviews came out LMFAOOOOooooOooo

as if a posh cunt would eat pot noodle

Yanks call theirs public schools, retard.

>4th of march already
swear lads each year goes even faster than the last absolutely mental
did they put some timespeed up shit in the vaccines or what

>be a degenerate and then go die in a pointless war for Raytheon.
no thanks spook.

>pokemon has a higher age rating
lmao gt kiddies

Mishima was a homosexual and short even by early 20th century Japanese standards

No WAY??? IS IT???

Only pedophiles and drug addicts use crypto
No exceptions

>public schools
FOY

As I get older, I find that my arse just can't hold in shit like it used to. I get to the toilet and the shit bursts out within seconds. I don't get to enjoy a solid log shit anymore. Sad.

this is relaxing

The crew will be moving to a larger enclosure soon once I get it ready

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Capitalists sent millions of working class men to their deaths for their profits in 1914-1917, had murdered countless millions before 1917, and have murdered countless millions since then.

In their eyes, the ultimate sin of the Bolsheviks, and other communists who followed their lead, was turning the tables, the "natural order", putting the screws to the bourgeoisie, monarchy and landlords. That it what every bloodstained capitalist parasite and politician fears, from Johnson to Putin to Biden to Macron to Scholz.

Ruthless class war by the proletariat against the bourgeoisie is more necessary than ever given the bourgeoisie are escalating towards a third world war. Communists ended both of those via revolution and military victory over fascism however.

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Better than being a cunt and worrying about shit that doesn't concern you.

Wish I could play video games
Daddy doesn't let me

chicken fucking bastard

cant stop smoking lads
gonna get bum cancer if im not careful

At least give them a proper cage to stay in for the time being.

yer da enters the Omaze million-pound house draw

absolutely destroying a risotto and a stella artois (with slice of lime)
this is - as they say - the life

Cold on the station

>in the pokemon universe the regional champion of the british pokemon league is canonically a pajeet
fucking hell lads even the japs are taking the piss out of us

Very aussie turn of phrase that

Have you tried just not inhaling carcinogenic faggot sticks that lower your t?

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Capitalists were murdering proletarians in Britain and every other country long before Bolsheviks ever arose.
Communists simply responded to the violence of the bourgeoisie with their own violence.

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kek

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im female so

This is proper for baby chicks, they’re just starting to outgrow it

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They literally raise your t

Might make it my goal to get a paki gf.

Had opportunities in the past to get one but thinking about it now I imagine all of them who like white men must have some sort of coloniser fetish deep down. Reckon that could be fun.

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What's the relation between chickens and Portuguese?

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Keep us updated on the Pokemon universe.

In the past two years we have seen the maskless and unvaxxed mocked, abused, denied basic human rights and dehumanised in the press.

In an image of dreadful symmetry, some shops in Germany are putting up signs in their windows claiming “supporters of Putin will not be served here”, right alongside their “no mask, no service” warnings. Unpersoning is now the norm. Racism is sanctified by twisting it into patronizing ‘inclusiveness’.

This is incredibly dangerous. When you have trained a society to be intolerant, bigoted and ignorant, mobilizing them to hate your chosen target is not hard to do. That hate will be as violent as it is undiscriminating and, as Orwell wrote, can “be switched from one object to another like the flame of a blowlamp.”

having a read

Black.... Cock!

>Capitalists sent millions of working class men to their deaths for their profits in 1914-1917, had murdered countless millions before 1917, and have murdered countless millions since then.
yeah? ok heres your dole mate

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cute cock you got lad

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portugal is the home of the famous dish chicken milanese

Just don't breed with it

petrol at 2$/L here

yet here you are getting upset because I found a news source that exposes spook lies

who wrote this?

>Entirety of twitter wanted to murder Jimmy Carr 2/3 weeks ago
>he didn't apologise which made them even angrier
>he waited
>now everyone has moved on

amazing
all this bullshit of cancel culture and having to walk on eggshells and the panacea is merely waiting it out

off-guardian.org/2022/03/04/ukraine-coverage-reveals-wests-inherent-racism/

makes me wanna buy red dead redemption 2

>Implying all news isn't spook lies
I'm sure that news you got is very reliable.

haha yeah remember when jimmy carr had a career

3 weeks for a joke
how long for an invasion

Class enemies.

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apologising actually makes canceltards even angrier since they inevitably find some reason why "the apology isn't good enough" or "you only said sorry cause you got caught"

>marxist socialism has brought us the same fruits as economic liberalism simply by a different route; separation, disunity, hatred and the forsaking of every bond of brotherhood between men

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Reminder that working class people were made to serve their betters. Without that, they are worthless.

there's another job at the same tesco going its shifts are: Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, 18:00 - 22:00

maybe that is better than 2 night shifts

News story not news no more.. wtf!! XD

Yeah one of these will do just fine

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Where do I buy this XMR then
Can I use Paypal

user posted on Any Forums when he actually from reddit... wtf!! XD

well rorke?

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>The secret is waiting for a war to start
Great I'll keep that in mind when my brit posts get leaked

whatever makes the most money de lat

imagine the utter stench

poo brown

what's the pay?

>Hahaha you replied to me!
So that was the point of your post? To get (You)s? How pathetic

8 cloves of raw garlic for £100
are you doing it or not

Looks like a man.

doing a great poo mixed with loads of gassy farts . all around a good time

I don't know

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News story must remain in news because.. reddit or something? XD

the simplest way is to download exodus wallet, buy some crypto on coinbase or something, send it to your exodus wallet and convert that into xmr

you can buy xmr directly but you need to do it via bank transfer on some dodgy sites

Bet she ends up marrying some toff tory boy

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Hey /brit/ how ya doin?

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Mad how much white cock she has taken

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honk honk

mad how its got a skull on and you reckon its good, never seen a bank with a skull on the door

do scientists know what dinosaur penises looked like?

better now that you're here

Rorke? Where are you Rorke?? Anyone seen him?

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about to close tabs, you?

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her bf is white but he's a socialist too

Oh my days I used to love digimon as a kid

i'm here, what's up?

What's up nigga

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Think it means they like good hard sex more like it

How desperate for pussy do you have to be to fuck this beast? Fucking hell, she looks like Jamal with a weave.

I wonder why leading ‘It’s about sovereignty’ Brexiters like Farage, Rees-Mogg, Gove, Johnson, Charles Moore or Toby Young are quiet about this, let alone send negotiators there?!
conservativewoman.co.uk/time-to-sweep-the-stables-clean/

“THE Health Secretary Sajid Javid has confirmed that the Coronavirus Act will lapse on March 23, and that he ‘does not envisage ever using it again’.

Well, he won’t have to if Britain signs up to an international treaty to mandate a global response to any future pandemic currently being drafted by the World Health Organisation. This will potentially enable the WHO – or rather the people who pull its strings – to demand lockdowns, close schools and businesses and impose mask and jab mandates in every country on the planet, and nobody will be able to resist.

Did not Britain vote to leave the EU because we did not want our laws and our lives governed by unelected oligarchs operating from other countries? Was not the Johnson administration elected upon such a platform? Consequently, I would like reassurance, directly from our PM, that this country will not, under any circumstances, sign up to such a treaty and surrender British citizens’ human rights.”

>cancel culture
What exactly was Jimmy Carr cancelled from? Didn't lose any work.
You've built this up in your tiny mind, likely because you have extremely little going on in your life.

I always wanted to fuck the girl who wore red clothes in Digimon when I was a child.

He was cancelled from making that sucking a golfball joke again

lockdown absolutely ruined diego
turned him into the most tedious uninteresting cunt going

yeah

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>implying you didn't admit the exact same thing to me after that
Neither of us are heroes here

that is fakiego
real diego died at christmas

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Well, Rorke????

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love are moz

>cancel culture doesn't exist because it didn't work this one time! but he still deserved to be cancelled!
This is your argument.