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why did he call himself haha what a dumb monkey

No fap is actually godly it’s like being fucking high all the time
>chronic masturbator for 15 years
I’ve done four stints of slightly longer 3 days, 5 days, a week. I’m on day 5 of my first two week stint and it’s crazy
>more energy
>motivated
>no self loathing after cumming
Best of all when I’m out and about I actually feel interested in women, like I could actually interact with them confidently, just because I guess I’m desperate to coom. Going out tomorrow and might finally break the 3 year no sex streak

So long 'bvsed' -'globohomo' has become the incel buzzword of choice.

into daddy stuff and piss and nappies and bondage. Will make her cum then go out for a smoke and she's cum again by the time l've cum back.

Im just always distracted by sexual thoughts
Cant get owt done

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also l was trying to watch the power plant fight last night and she keep trying to shag

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The oldest example of the English language is houses in Scotland carves onto a cross
Looool the English don't even own it lmfao

head is in a fucking state already. dreading tomorrow morning

Do it for Warney

asf thinks thats somehow an epic own

>posted in the wrong thread

>chronic masturbator for 15 years
>guys nofap changed my life
of course it did you bloody weirdo

glad you have your priorities straight

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just 15 more minutes lads

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*looks at Scotland *
Yes indeed there is only one person living there
*calls the nurse to dope 190*

Will you try it after his warm endorsement

Just done a poo

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wouldn't that just indicate that anglos colonised scotland?

am so far in to /brit/ lore non of you can not even begin to comprehend the power i now wield
thousands upon thousands of hours spent doing gimmick analysis and meticulously examining millions of posts on desuarchive have enlightened me to the one absolute defenition of british culture and it will scare the shit out of you if only you knew but you never will
have compiled detailed micrososft excel spreadsheets of every single poster here from the past 5 years at least and thanks to all of this i have now the ability to predict every post in the next thread to the exact fucking word. heavy is the head that holds this knowledge,
I have no idea why this task has been enthrolled upon me but god knows i will see it done and do my best to put this enligtenmnent to good use and not let it corrupt me

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What would toilberg do if he knew you were posting on /brit/?

fuck off niggard

daveschizo doing his asf routine again

Reminder that 190 legitimately left for an entire year because of the Aisha stuff and STILL didn't find himself a life outside of Any Forums lmfao

he would not be pleased

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>English conquer the Welsh in the Tweed
>Scots conquer the English there
>omg we conquered the scots everyone

>celebrity who did coke, smoked fags and drank to excess dies
>Rorke: "must be the vaccine again!!"

Why is he like this?

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wank like twice a week and feel fine
did nofap for a month and a half and nothing changed

he’s gotten worse, he’s here more than he ever used to be now he can pretend to be different posters so no one calls him out on his addiction

were just normal men

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the spain trip is 190
he never left

mad how badly we raped the scotch

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can you explain the tim swipe down / bio oil thing

190 did an absolute number on this place

>gwanpa, tell us again how you kept calling dave a worthless nigger for 3 threads in a row

190 goons to BBC Hypno

that was worth posting

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edinburgh is named after edwin of northumbria

*pulls out mah Blakk dikk*
Sukk dis wyboi 190

only makes a difference if youre an addict to begin with

I just forgot the tripcode for 190cm master race so now I'm using this one

I've literally never denied being 190/Lisicki's lover lmao, you aren't discovering some amazing secret I have said who I am all along

Sad cases baka

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God fucking damn it I hate work so fucking much

Not according to the Encyclopaedia Britannica