Lithuania, you're in our way
We need to connect Kaliningrad with the rest of Russia
Lucas Nguyen
Owen Allen
Do it, NATO is looking for a good reason to blow up Moscow.
Logan Clark
but litauen doesn't border the rest of ryssland
Caleb Reyes
Yeah we do.
Austin Butler
Please do it, I'm sick of your fucking teasing, please invade an actual NATO country for a change
Xavier Robinson
Ryan Gomez
we should invade Portugal
Isaac Butler
please liberate us
Zachary Ortiz
ACKSHUALLY, Estonia is a much better target, because they are nazi. They oppress russians there, did you know? And they want to take over St. Petersburg.
Adam Hall
Estonia must be denazified ASAP
Benjamin Robinson
Why are they so evil?
Austin Foster
Only God knows. I do cannot begin to understand those people.
Luis Thomas
Cнaчaлa oднoй cтpaнe нe пpoeби, пидapaхa, пpeждe чeм втopoй пpoeбывaть.
Xavier Mitchell
I have proposition.
Latvia invade Estonia, Lithuania invade Latvia, we invade Lithuania and create a corridor to kaliningrad.
Deal?
Christian Collins
Zachary Young
No we are very peaceful and we do not invade anyone. Not even Latvia.
It's just some gallows humor.
Kevin Cooper
And Estonia takes Petersburg.
Henry Torres
Do you lads really think, if it actually came to blows, that either we or Russia would actually launch the nukes?
Kevin Morgan
What a messed up map
Brandon Thompson
Only takes one, doesn't it?
Colton Peterson
deal