/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

Boomer meme edition

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open okcupid, nothing to see

>jerked off to THAT again
jdimsa...

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I got yelled at by a senior for power skating without a helmet. It was during a work day too so the whole retirement home was there.

last night i had a good mental thing going, pretty good /cum/, shocked me a bit, used my offhand
BILL CUNTON

finna lead a gaseous symphony on the porcelain bowl

it's so funny how in american politics/media you can't talk about biden being senile and they refer to it as a "republican conspiracy" when the guy is so fucking obviously senile it's not up for debate at all

things just keep getting more and more orwellian

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canadians are like this too, i swear they don't go outside or something

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updated my resume and sent it in for the school career fair thing...hopefully a company wants to interview me for a job and they dont just laugh at it haha...

is there any way to poop without farting?

>all posts are goshy and his proxies posting facebook memes
How do we kill worst coasters?

when you get the squirts

go to the fair in person and give out some firm handshakes.

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i have mentioned this before, but at my work there are a bunch of women who will complain to HR if you poop too loudly (they made bathrooms unisex because there is a trans employee)
i got an email AGAIN about this shit, i am trying to argue that it's simply not possible to poop that quietly

>if you poop too loudly
absolute STATE of w*men

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Canada, USA, Mexico - /cum/

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Only a high level martial artist can accomplish this

LMAO the absolute fucking state that weedman has left your country in.

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mexico, usa, canada from left to right

is that in florida? i swear i've driven past those warehouses before. kind of weird.

thinking of doordash

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I think he's in North Carolina

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thinkin about dem beans

Every time I've used doordash they fucked up my order

how are you amerifriends today

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