Tfw no finnish gf

>tfw no finnish gf
how do i get finnish gf in finland

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I want to piss in that bottle and watch her drink it.

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everything the american touches he destroys

you tell me. you are basically finland. ive never been within 5000km of finland.

They are Ålanders, they are not sw*des neither a Finns. I respect Ålanders unlike sw*des, they are little brother- tier something like Eesti but still completely different.

come on guys lets be civil

finland is probably the weirdest place in the world. you guys are completely separate from all other cultures and peoples. i respect it.
also a girl once told me that i had finnish-looking eyes. what do you think?

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They're European Japan

There's nowt special about them tho

> you guys are completely separate from all other cultures and peoples.
sweden isnt all that different especially niggas in norrland

we're european japan
finland is european phillipines or something

Redpill me on Aland, finnbro. I used their flag on Steam because it sounds and looks cool but I don't know anything about them at all.

Finland is european Finland, thats how unique we are.
You sure have those eyes of cute floorball player.

i had to look it up because i had never heard of floorball before but it looks cool. thank you.

nice eyes bro. take good care of them

thank you bro and i do.
all of my applications are in dark mode so i dont fuck my eyes when im shitposting at night.
pretty much all my family members have to wear glasses except me.

I want Finnish gf too..

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You can be a gf for a Finnish male.

B-but Im not a gf OwO

Have you ever tried to be?

Hunt a few seals for their pelts and trade them to a local Finnish chief and that should allow you to have a pick of the litter.

Do you think Finnish girl like this like hairy Armenian guys with a beer belly like me?

Sweden and Finland are quite similar. I have family in both countries. Finnish girls are a bit more forward than Swedish ones though. For example, I've never been repeatedly groped by inebriated Swedish girls, though it has happened quite often when at Finnish parties.

They have beer belly and saggy tits but they are not that hairy.
Just white trash lowtest male like creatures.

seals are frens

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