Be walking around in frace

That is a g*rman creature or something, we are BROWN

I'm an ugly freak so I'd just keep my distance and walk away.

Hit her in the face and call her stupid whore. Bitches love that shit

MOVE BITCH

> Bonjour. What a beautiful flower. But, no flower on earth is more beautiful than you, mademoiselle.

i suffeeeeer

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I’m being perfectly honest here: I don’t think I could go on a date with a hot woman like this. There’s no way I would be able to last the night without jizzing my pants from staring at her huge tits and ass. I’d pop faster than a soda bottle in the bama sun and she’ll know it when I bust my shot into my basketball shorts under the table.

Only sexual experience I have is a pity handjob from the house hoe back in college. Our designated sorority slut had like half the house run a train on her and then felt bad for me and jerked me off in private still covered in jizz. I ran into her a week ago at a conference and asked her out on a date. Now I’m freaking out I’m gonna bust my nut with her too. She’s stacked AF and skinny too

While you were partying I studied the blade, now I can ejaculate in 10 seconds!
I pull out my schlong and ejaculate on her face and chest then before she can react I push her down and flee

>huge tits and ass
You have to change the pasta a little for that pic man.

>at her huge tits and ass
user she's flat

She's got sizable booba (and nice arms)

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Flat skinny and short girls are literally the sexiest

I flex a cep and say something along the lines of
>How's that for a start
Then again I'm not autistic and know what girls actually want

start screaming in arab and watch her piss her pants

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>what girls actually want
What do they want? Do tell us sir. Is it the penis?

turn 360 degrees and walk away