Please welcome our newest member, eurobros

Please welcome our newest member, eurobros

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Alhamdulillah.
Serbia when?

does this finally mean escalation?
send a few nukes my way while you are at it

That's not membership but the application

Never. France cockblocked our entry because of Kosovo.

Free Kosovo.

Good. Go suck up to Putin some more, you spineless cunt of a country

One day we will too...

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>Ukraine
This "country" will not even exist by next week, just another Russian pupet-state

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>France cockblocked our entry because of Kosovo
What? no...
and in fact the most likely next member is precisely Serbia, I doubt Ukraine will be faster.

This looks fake, EU takes like years to get in
Albania still can't into EU even though they've been trying 15 years

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EUSSR VGH

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You mean in like 1 week bc EU is accepting you when accepting Ukraine

I think the EU is going to regret it later. This conflict should have a third side involved, hate when it is always two sides.

it's just an application, I bet they're going to have to do a lot of shit to be accepted. I don't know the exact requirements, but I'm convinced that Ukraine doesn't qualify for entry just yet, it will probably take years.
Still, it's a good move to let them know they can be part of EU.

>This "country" will not even exist by next week
Neither will the €, or even the EU. According to the foreign press, since forever.
"Finished by the end of the week"

So Ukraine will fit right in.

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We plan to

it's a fake article

>Albania still can't into EU even though they've been trying 15 years
And Turkey asked in 1985 and has been a candidate for 23 years now, yeah...

But here, Ukraine has been turbo-accepted as a candidate, not a member. This most likely will take years. My money still is on Serbia for next member.

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ukraine doesn't meet corruption requirements

you're brown
This happened in 2019, so things might have changed since then. I don't really follow our accession process vedy closely lol