Why do Anglos age like milk?

Why do Anglos age like milk?

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shit eating habits, smoking, drinking and lack of sunlight

Moist/damp

I heard he's the most chill dude out of everyone else. He got paid well, got out of this shit and now lives a decent life without any events.

>and lack of sunlight
that makes you brown and have leather skin

we're curdish

the eternal curse

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jared leto is 50 years old but he's vegan so he looks 25

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chad

Cosmetic surgery gone wrong

He did meth

if he had a close shave he'd make a very fuckable woman

Australians are stereotyped as good looking, we aren't really

which is odd, as aussies are shorter, fatter, drunker and more depressed than the english

nah a normal amount is good for you.
You're thinking of aussies, but that's another matter, they get leathery and melanoma-y because they spend too much time in the sun

he always looked like a goblin

I don't think so. We have obesity levels close behind America and Turkey

lmao no

Probably because its a rainy island not used to sun exposure

Very true we aren't supposed to be in the some

*sun

Very true you shouldn't have been in the Somme

haha
shut up fat

what's funny? those are all factual statements
australians are fatter than britons on average
australians drink more and are more prone to alcoholism than britons
australians are more prone to suicide and consume more antidepressants than britons
australians are an inch shorter than britons on average

your 'thoughts' and 'lulz' won't disprove reality, boys

>Jared Leto
>ANGLO

jesus christ.