Can someone translate these Russian comics I found?

Can someone translate these Russian comics I found?

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why can't you translate it yourself, do you ask your mom to tie your shoes?

I'm guessing it has something to do with tigers

Yes. I have no hands and use telekinesis to post on Any Forums. My powers are still weak however, so i need you to post a picture of your credit card and the numbers on the back

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Says something about NATO and war

How do I take a picture? I've been afraid to ask my whole life, but this sounds urgent. Can you post an example?

Omg, did he just enter the vent?
That's super sus

KOrAA B MEHR BONAET HATO, R ByAy PA3rOBAPNBATb C TObON C NO3NuNN CNNb!

TbI MEHR N3BNHN, HO KOrAA B TEbR 4TO-TO TAM BONAET, R C TObON PA3rOBAPNBATb BOObWE
HE byAy

you should start Tiktok

-When NATO will enter me, I will talk to you from a position of power.
-Excuse me, but when something will enter you, I will not talk to you anymore

tigers ?

How about this?

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>Omg, did he just enter the vent?
>That's super sus

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I'm sure the estonians would be davastated

Also "enter" here means "penetration"
-look over there
-no, the last time i turned my back on you, you stole Texas

Can someone translate this one?

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1) HE ПЫTAЙTECБ ЧTOT0
N3MEHИTЬ!

2) ДУMANT3 TOЛЬКO O CEБE!

3) PУКИ

4) ДOCMOT?

людeй пpocмoтpeвших coйдyт c yмa

БEЗHOГИM

You really need to have years and world historical events translated ?

PLEASE don't post any with Poland in!!!

professionals in garbage collection/removal

What’s Russia putting in the garbage in 2016?