How did your country come into existence?

How did your country come into existence?

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French BVLLS decided to not be ruled by leonese pipo

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Some people came here and like founded it or something haha.

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>How did your country come into existence?
Furries, don't ask.

The British created it.

We were vikings and shit

Rape, rape, rape, cringe, independence

that's like incest considering france also birthed england

A certain subset of Americanpipo were like "this freedom and constitution are too spicy for me".

So after the revolution they immigrated to some frozen backwater where some forgotten French peasants still lived. And thus Canada was born.

that would explain why canada is so defective and mentally handicapped

odd little anecdote that

we wuz children from the gods until the spaniards came and made us slaves...

a bunch of black people stole our tea so the cowboys had to start drinking coffee instead and then the cowboys who could afford tea and the cowboys who could only afford coffee fought

Basically the same way

mental, that

british came here with african slaves and then got btfo and then upper class british descendants opened the doors to the entire world from ~1850

You Brits got bankrupted by the American Lend Lease after WWII and had no money to station troops in the East. But after the clusterfuck of India/Pakistan, your country was more careful and planned it well this time.

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basically the same, except we shat in englands cornflakes

Well to be fair, Canadians were just Americans that wanted to stay under the crown.