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unitedkingdonianon sorry for bad english

>When a reporter asked Gandhi what he thought of Asian masculinity, he famously replied: "I think it would be a good idea."

Scared of nuclear war lads xx

I just want to buy a house and have a family. Instead I get multiple recessions and nuclear war

logical fallacy - whataboutery

Zachary I would like to inform you that I actually have shitloads to do now and I am underpaid, not overpaid
I am paying the price for being the only competent person in the civil service

The world ain't perfect

Where in the UK do I have to go to find broads like these

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redpilled

Lmao you freaks actually think Putin will nuke the west that's actually pathetic. I'm sick of posting with autistic children that spend their lives in COD lobbies

1000 rubles is currently worth £6.88. feel bad for average russian bloke

Stiff upper lip and all that lads

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spainlad's house

eager for a few nukes me
got nothing else going on like

I just got accosted in Wetherspoons for wearing an Adidas track jacket

Is the new Batman film any good?

23 and has the mentality of a 13 year old. Is this what internet mindrot has done to people?

no

do you live in donedon by any chance?

Please come.

egg

>50th anniversary of The Godfather. Going to the pictures to watch it on Wednesday.

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FUCK YOU

>calls people zombies
>is woke
lol

sometimes im glad im not a normie with an insta and that

Yes

know this feel but full trackies

shes dreamy
youtube.com/watch?v=BOCE9ljDx74

Hiii im a shy white boyy
Im 24 years old anf i live in Smethwick eith my gf
She is pretty dommy with me and she recently involved me in some bdsm play
I got plugged, dressed up, and she loves playing with my ass and nipples
I didn't expect to enjoy all of this and so im a bit scared to keep going with all of this
She is planning to buy strapon and dildos, plus feminine lingerie
What would you suggest?

America - as President Putin so rightly noted in his speech on the 24th - is an Empire of Lies and by God I hope it's on it's last legs

youtube.com/watch?v=SyIyzmz2x94

Wonder if dominant women (1 in 100,000) like to dominate manly men or if they prefer bent little twinks

It's a 12A age rating so probably not. Imagine making some film noir Batman and then cucking out on the violence. This could have been the counterpart to Joker but instead it's a kiddie film.

I think this is a larp and you need to stop touching your minuscule cock while typing this trash out

the latter

alri Danny G

Depends, just like how some dominant gays prefer twinks and some prefer other masculine guys to dom.

There is no genocide in Somalia, Libya, and Palestine. These are unironically myths.

URAAAAAA!

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ukraine isn't a real country

Ken Jeong, Chevy Chase, and Jim Rash are very good comic actors

bored of this conflict already

You're a fucking weirdo if you want a woman to dominate you I say

going all in on marvel champions lads
my last chance at making it
being a marvel champions living card game pro gamer
gona be loads of pussy waiting for me if i reach the top
thinking of a black widow protection deck is gona be the best against expert 3 red skull

>ukraine isn't a real country

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mental how this tank is 100% a smoldering metal box at this point

i reek of poo

Got terminal scrancer

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wheeyyy im in india lads

no such thing as a dominant woman
only shrill, demanding and neurotic broads who pretend to know what they want

Wish I had a receding hairline. They're kino.

don't we all

>dominant woman
burn them i reckon, widows n all

gonna have to check some early life sections

i wanna look at cats
post /brit/ish cats

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Letting a woman take the reigns is nice. Can't be arsed to lead myself. Also prostate stimulation is more pleasurable than cock stimulation. That's a scientific fact.

mad how fucking shit life is for a working class lad in this country kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=x1U1Ue_5kq8

putin isnt real

twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1498320021210079234

where do I apply to house a fit ukranian bird?

Watching Harry Hill's TV Burp again

>working
pfffffffffffffffffffffff HAHAHAHAHA

Kek you should see the state of mine at 23

youtube.com/watch?v=3XYNHngTsQ0

youre not working class zach

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Where is Putin RIGHT NOW

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>zach 'gigatarq' bowen
>working class
omdz senpai

he died last year and was replaced with a clone

virgin but i have seen a vagina in the flesh two times actually haha

never said i was him you fucking nonce kek
>civ 2
fuck me you're an artifact you. dumb boomer

in russia

Rorke sex arse is too loose lads

who else would post that pic

Need specifics

watching danny dyer's football factories international again

Belly full with chinese takeaway. Phwooar. Thoughts and prayers to those ukrainians

up a tree

bros
why is he so based?

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a working class man

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oooooohhhhh zachy boy

>never said i was him you fucking nonce kek
alf

Swear I've seen him in a film about the rivalry between an English and German formula 1 drivers

chasing banan

threw me back out havin a poo de lads, getting old me

would it be weird to write a letter to john simpson?

mental how he allowed the azov lot to run around attacking russian speakers for years

Me doing a bit of this to Zachs sister

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cricket
24 hours a day
7 days a week
365 (366) days a year
the fuel, the nectar, the gift from the gods

corrr fucking hell

porn on a blue board?
janny won't be happy about this

Would rather get pegged, me.

Not that weird. You'd very likely get a reply by the way since he's retired now.