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Apple pie is British edition

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I'm gay

postan before thread is pruned

>torturing and killing prisoners

mate we didn't even do that when we captured german pilots during the blitz

willy bum

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how did we do that? big net?

very tired n sleepy

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ukranians have the biggest dicks in the world. BBC btfo

oh is that so? what's your source?

shoot the plane down and the pilot parachutes out and we catch them when they land

i'm as british as apple pie

Just give them bake beans on toast

remember yesterday when everyone thought they were gonna die in a nuclear holocaust but now it turns out peace talks heave begun, the "happening" is already over and everyone has gone back to getting on with wageslaving haha yeah good stuff

Think my grandfather met luftwaffe pows

mad the jewish ukrainain government is now brutally torturing pows
they have officially went against the un and are now worse than anything russia has done

No one except absolute mongs were scared by Putin's manlet threats

with a big net?

what should I have for breakfast tomorrow?

remember lads
theres more of us than them
they are jokes
they cant even pay their own way in life
fuck them
they arent our friends they are leaches and liars

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Thought they were gonna try to memory hole the Azov battlion but seems open nazis can be globalist jews now

haha yeah
*looks at the 4 million refugees*

but first i'd like to take a minute of your time to talk about nord vpn,

>when brits and aussies and americans do it in the middle east its a few sole actors who need to be caught
>when someone else does it it must be coming from the top! it's a standing order! they must be stopped!

Apple poo

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they will bend over backwards to suck putins dick so you won't miss a day of work. whole happening happened over the weekend. wagies hate to see it

completely convinced you're an american vpn

doin a read lads

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mate its not hidden knowledge that the president and his mates are jews

kek could you imagine
ooh ahh i'm eating apple poo ahh ooh
screaming

poos arent people

>torturing and killing prisoners
Um, no sweetie. The avengers just captured some of Thanos's minions. Love is winning

neither are russians

need a gf

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its about how schools since the 40s in scotland have trained scots to dislike everything scottish about scotland and anytime anything scottish appears people cringe at it

i like how women are trying to hijack femboy fashion because femboys kept making better women than women but the women that do it are all still fat ugly tubs of lard
literally just stop eating lmao life on easy mode

still thinking about asking for a girl's number on Saturday and her saying no
crazy how da brain do dat

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scottish cringe moment

> hi user, very impressed with your work at and I wanted to talk to you about this incredible role I have for you. Let me know when you’re free for a call

> hey user noticed you still haven’t responded to my last message. Drop your phone number in the reply and I’ll give you a call

> hi user I’m not one to pester haha but checking if you’ve seen my last few messages..?

> user it would be such a shame if you missed this amazing opportunity I have on my desk

Why are recruiters all scum?

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literally most of those were justified and successful

they really need to bring that back

EN
G
LAND

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He we go lads
Germany is rearming for the first time since WWII

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ginger pride

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Does anyone know what happened to the Irish schizo that was arrested by the Ukrainians? I can’t find his channel anymore

she's done you pal

still thinking about the time a girl asked me for my number and when I asked her out she said no and ghosted me
crazy how bitches do dat

i dunno if you guys are history buffs or not

>back
its still here mate

mental how she and all ginger people look like mutant freaks and are unpleasant to be around

just had a wank to some transgender porn

might just let it eat away at me for a few more weeks

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Don't hate gingers but they are a different species and we shouldn't casually treat them as if they are one of us.

increased their helment budget by 300%

Based Germans going to Liberate Ukraine

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> literally most of those were justified and successful

SHES CHARGING LIKE AN ANTELOPE

honestly dont get why english freedom is upsetting to people
or even why people that arent even english are against it
how about fuck off and mind your own business

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Great so what we really got out of this was WW3 in 10 years when robo-merkel comes back

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remember the Sue Gray report? remember pretending to care about that? good times

Based Bundeskanzler

kek, classic

basically
a rearmed Germany will absolutely be a bully, a self-righteous, obnoxious, arrogant bully
back by the EU they'll be fucking awful
we should nuke Berlin now and get it fucking over with

sex

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kek if you hadn’t asked for a number this wouldn’t have happened
Idiot

Replying to yourself is so cringe go to bed ausfag

you still haven't explained why people would suddenly start voting for left wing parties once independent and not just keep voting for right wing mongs who only care about financially secure home owners