Touch cheese for the lads edition
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Liam Allen
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Dylan Turner
dick cheese
Joshua Sullivan
fat cat
Landon Myers
my cat does this
Jackson Kelly
Jason Morales
Hmmm pls redeem my dick cheese bhaisaheb
Asher Hughes
thanks for reminding me I need to buy cheese
Gabriel Diaz
avoid people who buy branded versions of basic essentials like the plague lads
Adrian Ross
I copped a yacht in a sale
Running down opps, cheffing up quails
Never chase females, because it just gets
Long like Digga D's nails
If you point the finger like ET
I'm spraying up rats like Banksy graffiti
And now man stress cause I got the ting
Pressed to his chest like a GP (stick 'em up)
I make more P's than a doctor
And I'm sat front row in a box at the opera
Call my new ting Priya cause man pree her
Like her last name Chopra
She's working class, but peng though
I switch up girls, Nintendo
She stays the night, but I make her leave
In the a.m., Skengdo (Get out)
I'm a middle class shotta (posh)
Man was hot, but Percy's hotter
Now hand me your paper
Or I'll raise this wand like Potter (Expelliarmus)
Private school, I speak proper
And you know I've inherited billions
So I've got more pounds than Poundz
And I've got more millys than M1llionz
Jackson Kelly
It's goddamn cute. one time my cat sneaked (snuck?) Up and touched the food and immediate smelled her paw. Then ran away almost preemptively when I yelled out. She was curious about the homemade breaded nuggies
Mason Johnson
My cat was eating my cheetos yesterday
Jayden Carter
so lonely
Kevin Powell
Cat owners have brain parasites that influence behaviour. They should be culled for the greater good
Asher Gomez
You mean like a £300 white burberry t-shirt?
Jaxon Fisher
good
Owen James
Know a cat that loves carrots and bananas. Not sure how he eats a fucking carrot tb h
Ayden Kelly
Seconded
Hunter Gray
you think we look pretty good together
you think my shoes are made of leather
Jace Jones
don't own any "branded" things, me. closest i have is a dell laptop but i got that for free so it doesn't really count
Cameron Anderson
My cat eats chips (fries) and bread.
Jonathan Brown
The British bourgeoisie are impoverishing the British working class via energy and fuel price rises already, and now not only has that worsened thanks to NATO engendering war in Ukraine, but taxpayer money will be buying lethal weapons for Ukrainian fascists and any other thug across Europe who goes to fight there.
The destruction of the bourgeoisie is a necessity.
Michael Evans
In general how would you describe your personality.
Michael Barnes
boring
all i do is shitpost on Any Forums and barely not fail uni
cannot even remember the last time i left the house
Levi Adams
Sir this is shoe zone
Ian Rogers
Had a ultra rough male cat who was obsessed with McDonald's fries. He never really begged unless he smelled those. Rip. cry often over losing him. Bastard loved fries
Luke Perry
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B-B-B-B-BASED
Aaron Clark
I only buy branded stuff if the quality is worth it. Bought a carhartt hoody recently for example that is great. Really thick warm and durable. Cant imagine an asda hoody offering that really. However asda plain tshirts would be fine
Ryder Ward
could literally have just posted the picture
Chase Rogers
Reasonable man. I won't be on your case
Gavin Barnes
need to do a significant amount of washing up today
Brody Reyes
My cats been begging constantly lately, will park next to me and howl literally for hours on end if I don’t feed him or let him out. Thing with cats is ignoring them doesn't work and if you cave even a little you permanently validate and reinforce the behavior.
Adrian Diaz
when we say branded do we only mean clothing
cause i obviously have branded electronics cause its all branded these days really
i dont really buy brand name clothes though, never needed to
even my shoes are knockoff now
i can replace the off brand shit 5x over and still not be paying as much, and usually it lasts a good half of the time something else would
Jack Campbell
I would eat 500 poos and I would eat 500 more
Ian Campbell
HEY BABY I SEE THE BLUES ARE CALLIN' WITH THOSE TOSSED SALDS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS
THEY'RE CALLIN' AGAIN
Sebastian Cruz
>5'8
IT'S OVER
Hudson Reyes
Just got off the plane from yankland lads and am on the tube to get me a much needed full English breakfast. Just realised i smell like shit but that's not gonna stop me.
Lincoln Jenkins
Hunter Flores
SEATTLE WE LOVE YOU
Brayden Taylor
NIIILES!
*canned studio laughter*
Juan Cruz
Benjamin Carter
any recs for a good fryup in London de lat
Jacob Foster
>peace talks
reckon the BBC is getting a bit needlessly excited over this
nothing will happen, a ceasefire is the last thing russia wants as that’s just more time for ukraine to arm
Cameron Fisher
*rolls into the thread*
Christopher Diaz
translation: "I don't want this to be over without the happening happening"
Hudson Phillips
how many words should a cover letter be?
at about 2500 now and that looks enough