What advice do you tell your younger self when you meet them?

What advice do you tell your younger self when you meet them?

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Besides the regular buy bitcoin lottery ticket and so on?
-Get out of Turkey while you still can
-Go out and party and socialize more
-Don't obsess over that one girl

1. put all your energy into studying math
2. get a haircut
3. dont trust german men
4. touch grass

Americans shart in Mart

never obsesses over that one girl. i repeat i repeat i repeat. so much wasted time and energy when i can literally just get an arranged marriage to some Muslim waifu in 3 months when its time to get married.

>travel
>start working out
>start reading more
>socialize with family more
>people don't care about what you do so stop trying to impress people.
>don't go around hating people, Any Forums keeps redpilling people dudes but in reality living in spite is so fucking stressful and waste of time. just be nice to people and live blissfully
>read philosophy.
>make friends

touch grass, be friendlier, and invest in bitcoin

That depends, how young are we talking here?
If he was in grade school:
>Don't stress about being late for stuff
>Don't be such a crybaby
Middle school:
>Nothing, I'd kick his ass for being such an annoying little shit
High school:
>Don't worry about grades so much
>Try to be a little nicer to others
>Learn to drive earlier
>Exercise some
>And at the very least find out if that one girl if she ever was interested or if she saw you as a friend

These are all essentially the same shit, fucking NPC's

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Don't start posting on Any Forums.

Don't kill the fucking turtle and separate the big fishes from the smaller ones.
Stop wasting your time with videogames.
Ignore all people around you until you are 30.
That time when you saw that purple flower, don't water it step on it and don't remember that every single day of your life.
Tell dad to stop buying you those stupid science magazines, that will be your downfall.
Don't let the dog get out of the house from March 2012 to January 2013.
Tell dad not to radiate his balls.

dont be a bitch

This, more than anything else.

That light you imagine there's in the end of the tunnel doesn't exist, just kill yourself already

Buy bitcoin ^__^

Actually do it

Post sneed's feed and seed

Seek help for your mental health

Exactly what my older self told me.

All advice is easily summarized as: make the best you can of any given situation, both mentally and in practice

kill yourself

I'd hit myself really hard and then as other people hold me down I'd angrily glare and say "you know what to do"

hahahaha are you 12

don't interact with niggers

have sex