International Advice Thread

How do I hook up at a party? I go to parties but I have no idea how to flirt or hook up with chicks. Give me a step by step guide since I know 4channelers on Any Forums fuck all the time.

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unironically how do i have sex lol
I'm not kissless, neither a NEET, nor a social inept. I thought these things would come naturally, but I guess I was wrong

Say hi

I feel the same. But I've had sex with prostitutes before. I was terrible and had no idea what I was doing, and also sex is kind of overrated.

Okay. Thats step one. Then what?

if a woman is into you she will give you signs they're really hard to miss
if she's REALLY into you she will initiate.
game is useless garbage. if a woman is not into you at first glance then it's not worth the effort and embarrassment.

Alright. What are the signs I should look out for, and what do I do when I see them?

usually things like body language, if she plays with hair and smiles a lot
if you're in a crowd and see her looking at you and when you look back she smiles or something like that
but some women are crazy sadistic bitches and play with your mind sometimes because they like the attention so only approach if you're 100% certain she's reciprocating.

Thanks. But after I approach what do I do? What do I say?

spike her drink and force her to eat all the eggs

try to get her alone someplace quiet but not in a creepy way, tell her the music is too loud let's go someplace and talk/get another drink

>usually things like body language, if she plays with hair and smiles a lot
jesus christ you people are caricatures of yourselves.

And then what? I need a full guide. From noticing the signs to hooking up, with all the steps in between.

Enlighten me Portuguese man. Tell me how to get laid.

Have you heard the expression "learn to walk before you run"?

I'm not socially retarded. I go out, I have friends, I can hold conversations well, I just don't know how to flirt or hook up.

if you don't know how to flirt you're not gonna hook up at a party.

Throw yourself on the ground and tell her you're not leaving her alone unless she serves you of your man needs but please say please. Politeness comes first.

Just be black, that's how I was able to have sex with hundreds of young european

That's why I'm asking you to teach me Portuguese man.

Should I cry while doing it?
Alas, I am not black nor in europe

Bros a girl sent me booty pics earlier today but I can't tell if it's just her odd sense of humor or she's actually into me