NO I DONT WANT TO FUCKING DIE CAUSE OF A FUCKING NON-COUNTRY

THIS JUST IN PUTIN NUKED HUNGARY
about 5 quid worth of damage

just duck and cover bros :^)

Is this true, bros?

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AN ICBM JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I hope he erase Europe from the map

Forgot to CAPS it and surround it with emojis to make sure they get a point across, otherwise reading more than one sentence is too hard and someone won't understand.

DO IT

it's literally nothing OP. uncle putin is full of shit.

Russians don't see the world in a cost benefit analysis. They are determined to always make the worst decisions possible

It's fine, the second amendment means it will all work out.

>tfw we are the only country with nukes on the continent
>Probably the first target too
Should I leave Paris right now bros?

>he willingly lives in Paris

It's better to die from the blast than slowly die from the radiation

putlersisters... it wasnt supposed to end like this...

>he would never start a war
>these weapons were never meant to be used
< you are here
>they would never target my city
>

Ancap paradise.

what? germany, netherlands have nukes too
US nukes but still on the continent

Yeah I think if you hang out in a city with less than 50k people and 100km from any major city you’ll be fine. I think Putin would only be able to fire off a few indeed nukes before we retaliate and most of those nukes are probably reserved for america.

No stay there

The fact that you haven't left before means you deserve to die

It's not "Russians", it's Putin's war hawks.
They believe that a NATO-backed Ukraine would try to recover Crimea, which Russia considers its national territory. So Russia would consider it a NATO invasion of their country, which would lead to a nuclear war. Putin and cronies thought that invading Ukraine before reaching that tipping point (i.e. Ukraine joining NATO) was their last opportunity to avoid a "NATO invasion of Russia" (read: Ukraine recovering its own land that was stolen in 2014).
The problem isn't Russian people, the problem is imperialism. In this case it's Russian imperialism but it goes both sides. Had Mexico or Canada joined the Warsaw Pact ca. 1980, you bet that Americans would have invested in 5 minutes.
Also don't get fooled about muh DNR and muh LNR. What is at stake here is Russia's illegal ownership of Crimea.

LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

putin is not gonna nuke europe, the us, and himself for fucking crimea, donbas and zelensky.

>Why do Russians want to destroy the world?
Spite from being born Russian

I miss pre nuke world
yes, this allowed for more massive and brutal wars around the world, but at least you knew it can't destroy the world entirely
this mad "peace" is not worth the risk

If he’s cornered enough he just might use a small tactical nuke to warn off western supplies to Ukraine.

Seriously asking, how do I defend myself from the zombie cannibal horde that will be migrating here from St. Pete?

putin is gonna nuke europe, the us, and himself

Thank God I live in an irrelevant shithole. No one would waste a nuke on Zagreb.

pretty sure they'd target the locations of those nukes first, then military targets, with industrial, administrative and urban centers last
so unless you're storing your nukes under the Eiffel tower, it's not going to get nuked

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
It should have been done when the USSR was still kicking. Fuck yeah!

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Look nobody knows who Russia will nuke, but the retribution will be Russia, so the only country guarnateed to be destroyed is Russia. Say your goodbyes to any Russian user you see.

I thoughtvspaniards were all shitposters, not rational level-headed thinkers

no one can post monke if humanity is wiped out
quite ingenious really

whats with the retarded BR laugh? turn off the vpn, monkey

YIPPIE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY THERE'LL BE NO WEDDING BELLS FOR TODAAAAAYYYYYY

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Say Putin has his fingers on the buttons.

Which 5 major cities should he nuke?