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Pepe edition

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doomed thread

JANNARD is a trannard

really brave of janniard to find the time while out on patrol on the streets of kiev to delete threads because they were made 5 minutes early

Big up the Odessa Ass Bandit.

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Still extremely fucking lonely

Why so Pensive, Pepe?

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I was the OP of the last thread, he gave me a warning for "posting politics outside of Any Forums" for it. So apparently you aren't even allowed to joke about things that are tangentially related to the War That Shall Not Be Named.

Reading crime & punishment it’s mid af compared to notes or the double

doing a watch
youtube.com/watch?v=WzHG-ibZaKM

I'll bring you flowers in the pouring rain

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where did it all go wrong?

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fuck off swarthoids

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god I wish It were me

Cracking up over the Odessa arse bandit

Hated this group
They were obviously really annoying women

War is hell

the lads

Been off the drink all week feel great

is he handing out bans or just warnings for monky threads then?

Do brits really?

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*farts*

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The names Isaac Schrader and you are under arrest /brit/.

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Do one and find out

got a mate who reluctantly shared a flat with a gay student to save money but had to hastily move out as the gay flatmate was overbearingly gay.
my mate is a big bloke, stocky and 6'4" but he found out benders are turned on by the smell of shit and arse like we like the scent of fanny.
every time he would take a shit the gay guy would be just suddenly on the other side of the bathroom door striking up a conversation about nothing just to get at the shit smells and get off from it
so weird

It’s a garage choon doe

Someone snitched. The Ukraine threads stay up until a putinbot feels cornered and reports.

rusia monky

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how mad do you think he is right now?

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did last night, got a warning
don’t want a ban

god i love being a celtic bvll

Ah well then I take it back!!!

They’re freaks, I would never ever live with a bender

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DO YOU REMEMBER ME
CAPTURE YOU AND SET YOU FREE

>benders are turned on by the smell of shit and arse like we like the scent of fanny
please don't be true

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I got a 15 min warning yesterday for posting Ukraine flag and asking how to stop the Russian menace. Too hard to silence the greatest Russian atrocity in 30 years.

warning for fucking what though?

mad how switzerland also has a very high gun ownership rate but doesnt nearly have as much gun crime as america. why do you think that is

Why do women test men all the time? Does my nut in

ooh ooh ah ah

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imgay and every gay i know has absolutely no interest in poo. think that particular ones just a freak

Don't blame you. I really struggle when I can't post here

not mad when you consider the demographics of both countries

Too effeminate to use them

Gun crime in Ukraine going mad

Education, ideals, value. They have mandatory militar service if I'm not wrong, too.

it is much harder to buy ammo there

god i love being the biggest bvll in the universe

got drunk and posted on Any Forums for 9 hours again

Because they want strong men.

gays are fucking weird, used to live with one who would accidentally expose himself to me whenever he took a shower,
considered offing him more than once, but eventually moved out

really wonder if putin thinks its going south or not
would love to know what he's thinking

Mad (and quite funny too) how whites will be a minority in England within our lifetimes

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Yeah, Switzerland is an abomination with french German and Italians
The USA is pretty much culturally homogeneous and only has three major ethnic groups

poo tin

>biggest bvll
You have a rodent face connected to your pre-pubescent tier body by a comically scrawny neck. You also have acne. You are quite literally repulsive looking, Matthew.

what did he expect moving in with a batty?

why do you find that funny exactly?

Swiss regulations are much more sensible

because he's a racist

WHY THE FUCK IS FRANCE ALLOWED IN THIS FUCKGINT LEAGUE EGET THEM THE FUCK OUT QGRGREGGEHEHW

Not actually sure but I do

Aye it’s just so infantile though sometimes, we both like each other so just cut out the BS for five minutes

hate it

Janny on a mad ting

All I see are incel copes

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Ok I'm sorry, let's meet up and shag yeah?

he doesn’t you’re just retarded enough to reply

It’s a good film

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good post + you’ve done him

I won'd discuss political matters out of Any Forums, as I am a respecful user of the normatives impossed upon us, and the ukraine russia issue was regarded as pertaining to that board, as mods and janitors, gracefully observed.

But as of the whole thing, would have it been worse had trump been in head while it happened?

Worry about my dad sometimes, he's out at the pub on his own tonight for the Rugby and last time he went out alone he had an accident and fell over, gashed his head.

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mad how every evil man and woman that ever lived started life as a baby
thus I present the following solution to preventing future evil: exterminate all babies

he wont like this one mate

The proto gf

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Smoking lowers your testosterone, and by the looks of it you need to conserve as much of it as possible

matt is obviously ugly and all that but he's clearly very charismatic and confident. have no trouble at all believing he is a shagger.

perhaps that's why /brit/ seethes about him? they recognise he's creepy looking and weird like them but they know he shags in spite of that and it makes them mad

no one ever told me what "proto-gf" is

I love Pepe, top lad

Love elephants me

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Id go with him. Bet he'd buy me a pint what a lad

thinking about that yank with the chickens
pierre, cunt and arsewog
howling desu

Its pronounced hefferlumps

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Battymen are another fucking species
Personality: being batty
Talking points: being batty
Hobbies: being batty
Interests: being batty

One track mind

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posting monky thread

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Omg yas

Catberg as she were

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Cute paki on Ant & Dec

Would punt that into the stratosphere

janny must be blowing a blood vessel with all of the ukraine related shitposting today
made him work for those wages

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He's honestly looking demented at the moment

Gf to be, its in development

Rusia Monky is the funniest gimmick for quite some time

Turns out the soldiers on Snake Island weren't massacred and in fact surrendered. Really tickles the ol' brain box.

Actually just look at this cunt, his body hasnt produce a smidgen of testosterone in years.

Note the scrawny neck, disgusting claw like talons, the narrow shoulders, the feeble frame and most of all, the rodent-like bake. This individual is the posterboy for eugenics.

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ah had loads of those then

Why do you hate cats you asocial freak?
Go on, post your runty mutt

new plan
smash loads of k and listen to the utopia soundtrack

would zouma the fuck out of that vermin

Stick in a dress, nice hips

What does she mean

fuckin’ell absolutely dire

Why do they make /brit/ seethe so hard?

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Business idea: smoke a joint then sniff a line of k

I have multiple dogs and most are pedigree. Keep seething you autistic wastrel. Have a terrier that would rip your cat to pieces

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BBC News - Investigation after 'Nazi monkey' appears in Russian circus
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55646608

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You're a larper, you don't have shit

who?

Touche l'un de mes frères j'mets d'l'argent sur ta tète
J'te promets l’ak47 envoie des balles come une lettre
Et ma Belle ne t’inquiète pas chui fan la street c'est La vie Elle aime les gangsters, les râpeurs et cette belle mélodie

/brit/ is too thoroughly demoralised to oppose globohomo so they hate Russian chads

Test

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kin ell would demolish her bumhole

my pits absolutely reek. i haven't had a shower since the gf went back to spain

i'm a shell of a man

Why would I larp about dogs you retard

sushi for tea lads

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State of it

>I have multiple dogs and most are pedigree. Keep seething you autistic wastrel. Have a terrier that would rip your cat to pieces

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