I want to become fluent in multiple European languages so much bro

knowing it's almost impossible hurts me deeply

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You lazy

yes I'm also Chinese, tell me something I don't know

Literally google translate

Learn Italian, and then Spanish, French and Portugese become easy.

Learn German, and you will soon have Dutch, Swedish and Norwegian etc also covered.

Learn latin the mother of all modern European languages

what should I learn if English is all I have so far?

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was that actor dutch spoken natively or faked?
He really did make a big impression on his persona during this film

depends on your interests
poetry? italian, german then french
literature? french, german, italian
technical literature? this highly depends on your specific interest, but often it's german>everything else when talking about the humanities

No Dutch but German, French, Italian and English
The actor is Austrian

danke Deutsche user, Ich wolle Deutsch lernen

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Try your hardest to learn 1 then learn all the very similar languages (example: learn a romance language then all the others will be easy)

I remember watching this in high school and being blown away by how cool speaking so many European languages was.
I'd learn German if I were you. That's my favorite European language

Yes, that's true. When I started learning Russian, all the other Slavic language started looking familiar, like Polish, Ukrainian, Belarusian and European Portuguese.

>and European Portuguese
Based, we stand with our SLAVIC BRVTHERS

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Learn serbian and you already know Croatian, Bosnian, and Montengrin

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Italian is the coolest

Just become fluent in multiple Sino-Tibetan languages instead

German is the closest european relative to english, linguistically.

most of them are completely irrelevant to be honest, unironically easier to learn High Valyrian than the rest of Sino-Tibetan

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Technically, Scots is the closest to English, but it is debated whether scots is its own language or simply a dialect. As a native English speker who is learning German, I can tell you that there are many languages that are much closer to English (Frisian, Dutch, Afrikaans etc.)

The closest language to English that is definitively its own language is Helgolandic Frisian. Frisian is the closest continental language to English, as it belongs to the Anglo-Frisian family (the same family as English) and Helgoland was a British colony for 83 years (thus giving it many English loanwords. There is no point in learning Heglolandic however, as Helgoland is basically a resort island in the middle of nowhere in the North Sea and everyone on the island speaks English and German. There are only 500 native speakers

I highly recommend learning either German or Icelandic because those two languages are closest to "proto-Germanic" and make it much easier to learn the rest of the Germanic family.

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Pic rel is a comparison of Germanic languages. Make with it what you will

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