/brit/

corr would love to spaff inside her

rainberg just won't fucking stop

now do biden

Russian lad at the UN was upset wasn’t he. Fucking hell

youtube.com/watch?v=kB0BBYflV_k

do you have a gf?

all that effort and no hair transplant. what a moron

Actually Gandalf was awake, though lying still and silent.
He was deep in thought, trying to recall every memory of
his former journey in the Mines, and considering anxiously
the next course that he should take; a false turn now might
be disastrous. After an hour he rose up and came over to
Pippin.
‘Get into a corner and have a sleep, my lad,’ he said in a
kindly tone. ‘You want to sleep, I expect. I cannot get a wink,
so I may as well do the watching.’
‘I know what is the matter with me,’ he muttered, as he sat
down by the door. ‘I need smoke! I have not tasted it since
the morning before the snowstorm.’
The last thing that Pippin saw, as sleep took him, was a
dark glimpse of the old wizard huddled on the floor, shielding
a glowing chip in his gnarled hands between his knees. The
flicker for a moment showed his sharp nose, and the puff of
smoke.

bummed to death - a /brit/ story

Nah, I'm too ugly.

agree its a travesty
have absolutely nothing against the russian people and tbf would rather resign than be in a killchain and im actually being unironical

Let’s be honest little Ukrainian cucks fear big strong Russian bulls and would let them breed their women

wew

>Ukraine has shot down a Russian Ilyushin Il-76 aeroplane with paratroopers aboard

not a single gf can be found here

Putin definitely had plastic surgery which makes me think he is nvt bvsed and is in fact a fvggot.

I have a gf.

yh

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>tricked into it
they didn't know where the border was?

Why not a ukrainian edition instead?

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want to kill myself but don't want to make mumberg sad
what do?

saw this video of russian paratroopers a few days ago, all handsome young people in prime of life

kill her first

Didn't catch him speaking, but I caught the Ukrainian guy speaking. He was not very happy, understandably.

If only he had the guts to do it

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190 (formerly known as 190cm master race) is getting very brazen about what he says about Putin. I just hope he is not hunted down to his smelly bedsit by Russian agents.

when you lads go out and take coke how much do you usually snort over the course of a night?

turn that frown upside down

One way flight to Ukraine

would already have kiev if he looked like this

usually drink it out of a can or glass

Just cope through life brother, worse comes to worse give everything up work in a dog shelter or something.

Good

Looks Australian

Thought the Ukraine government would’ve collapsed by now being honest

Looked way more imposing without the surgery

hangover wanks are fantastic

aha x

fair play walked into that

Some Belgian cunt just logged into my Spotify account. Not happy.

1g to start, then you get 2 more grams, then 4am you 3 more grams
split between 4-5 people maybe? Then someone lands round with another 2 grams
then it is monday morning again

he looks like me here but fatter and with light hair wtf

I've lost me numbers in these bubbles lads, can you find them for me?

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kin ell got two more pints ennit

owen wilson?

Can we get a Ukraine edition, solidarity or something,

kinda want to larp as pro-russian irl just to shit on the retarded worldview libs have but i dont think it's worth it

shan't

That happened to me with some russian, he made a playlist and all with shit pop songs
although I did keep the playlist as some sort of tribute to his brazenness

you start off with 1.. then do 2.. then do 3 XD 4 usually follows!!

joined military because didnt know what else to do after leaving uni

starting to realise that was a morally reprehensible decision but to the actual extreme
will not produce target decisions on some random foreign bloke the same age as myself because governments are in arbitrary disagreement.