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Poo bum

I really liked it.

also Marianne is my wife

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seshing with the lads on /brit/

it was boring after a few episodes

no looks peng

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The British working class HOWLS out for latinas with large behinds

the only thing realistic about normal people was the british guy was a sheed

sue

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the western powers no longer had the capabilities too keep them

Would be sad to be Russian right now
Everyone hates Russia more than ever
Europe cutting off ties
Mad dictator threatening nuclear retaliation if anyone interferes too overtly
Economy will be going into the shitter

for me it was nice to live vicariously through the characters as I myself have never been in a relationship or touched a woman

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aren't you in the military suelad?

hope you're not getting dragged into this war business, stay safe hun x

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>china abstains
>russia vetos

Enjoy your nose car

Mental how every year since 2016 has been chaotic and horrible, and has been popularly described and memed as being "the worst year ever".

But before 2016, this never seemed to be the case. No one was describing years like 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, etc as being "the worst years ever". Not on a global scale at least.

It's almost as if, in 2016, we shifted into a darker timeline, a bleaker universe, in which things just keep getting worse and worse every year, instead of improving like they did in 2015-and-earlier.

Lord help us.

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Love thick latinas me. They tend to be short too which only enhances their thickness

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Please don't tell me you've got 8000 other pictures of this bint, lad

he's got over 10,000
how new are you?

currently overseas and if it kicks off im dead!

*ahem*
Valet, park my mouse car

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Once Bowie died that was it

Broken record lad

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my most recent

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Yanks love short fat Mexicans what a surprise

whack your collection in a torrent if you want lad and we can continue posting the odd Sue now and then as your legacy if you die

feel free to remove the gravure sets to protect her modesty obviously

possibly time for you to shuffle back off to reddit my lad

Trying my best to not cry about racism but I don't know if I can do it lads

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yeah something happened after 2016
coincidentally it was the last year I truly enjoyed partying or ‘seshing’

You joke but I think there is some truth to that. David Bowie died very early in 2016, literally about a week or so into the year. I remember that day very vividly. I remember staring up at the TV screen in the pub that evening, feeling this sense of it being very big news, a dark moment. I wasn't even a big Bowie fan and had barely listened to his music. But I sensed that his death was a harbinger for terrible times to come. And so, I was right.

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no!

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Just got off the blower with david bowie. Apparently he'll be coming back next month. By which point it should all start sortinf itself out.

What motivates you to save 8000 pictures of some chinese woman?

Yep. If STDs weren't a thing I'd probably book a sex tourism trip to Mexico.

>ukraine shoots down transport plane full of russian paratroopers headed for kyiv
NOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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The duality of /brit/.

mental how there is literally no hope left and everyone agrees
can’t bode well

Grimming my grimlington to this

heh heheheheheh 69 heheheheh heh

someone post more thick latinas please, prefer them to the asian bints

Fucking kek

Thinking about lamingtons

watching the kanye documentary on netflix

Davie Bowie left his entire fortune to his wife, not a penny to his kids

always chuckle when these rich male celebs croak it and leave the lot to their ball-drainer wives. Truly an insight into the male mind; the most important part of any man's entire life is getting to regularly have powerful condom-free cooms inside his woman, nothing else remotely compares. Children are merely an afterthought.

might start an apocalypse cult that prays to putin that he'll press the big red button

its over for humanity

BREAKING
UKRAINE HAS SHOT DOWN CARGO PLANE CARRYING PREMIUM "PUTIN SEX ARSE" BOUND FOR LONDON

Bowie never died.

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*10000+
she cute!

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literally don't care about ukraine or russia
not one bit

for me it was 2012 . mayans predicted it. we didnt all die but everything changed

mard ting that

*The USA and USSR actively conspired to dismantle the colonial empires.

Honestly we laugh about the germans only sending helmets to Ukraine and being afraid to be caught up in the war but honestly who fucking wants to see Germany re-militarise?

Either they've been fully cucked at this point and their ineffective and give all of eastern Europe to the Russians or they get a taste for blood and go back to being war hungry autists. The question for Britain for 150 years has always been war with Germany or war with russia? Quite frankly Russia are further away so i would rather we fight them instead

sex arse stocks in freefall, now would be a good time to buy the dip

That's the crux of it, isn't it? The lack of hope. The feeling of bleakness and all-pervading doom.

It's not that pre-2016 was some kind of perfect world where nothing bad ever happened. Of course, bad things happened back then. But there was a sense of grit and determination that we as humans had back then. And a good sense of humour, we could make light in the darkest situations sometimes.

Ultimately, as recently as 2010-2015, people had brightness and optimism and a feeling that, even when bad things were happening, we could press on and have a good time regardless.

Ever since 2016, that's all gone. Now even normalfags openly talk about "wanting to die". What the fuck went wrong?

In fairness his son was already a very famous film director and his daughter was 15 so not really able to inherit anything

Still living though aren't we

why does every girl say they look for "personality" and not looks in a guy

Not a word of that angsty blog

mental how he was a nonce and everyone knew it and they just let him get on with it

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heard a good theory that Bowie wrote into his final album a lot of stuff pertaining to reza negarestani's cyclonopedia: Complicity with Anonymous Materials

could have put money in a trust for her but chose not to

because looks is just a default thing
they want a guy who has looks and a good personality

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Dunno there’s just too many people and stupid laws and shit
And all new tech is all gimmicky and pointless

fair point, Yanks wanted to be top dogs

Just got off the blower with Blowie. He said things will blow over

i'm about a a 3/10 looks wise but my bodycount is nearly triple digits. there's something in it i reckon

post the one with her t-shirt edited to say "TART"

(I made that)

Wait suelad is in the fucking military???

Fucking state of this country. I'd rather have a militia of pigmes defending this country then anime watching virgins

smoked some weed with bfs mate
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>claimed she lost her virginity to Jimmy Page
>changed her mind and claimed she lost her virginity to Bowie once he became trendier
>loads of pictures of her with Page
>not even one picture of her with Bowie
She lied for attention.

>bodycount
Deano

>my bodycount is nearly triple digits

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2016mong saying david bowie would have stopped the russian invasion if he had lived

would swear moses been on my head the way my hairline is parting aha

both are code for "big dick"

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>go back to being war hungry autists
prussia and the lutheran church in the east is dead. the nazis and commies made sure of it

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thing is right, I don't actually live in Ukraine

personality = height

alri lad u dropped ur gay card

Im 6 ft 3 and never had a gf

>Russia, unsurprisingly, has vetoed a draft UN resolution which would have deplored its invasion of Ukraine, after a debate at the Security Council.
>Eleven members voted in favour of the resolution. India, China and the UAE abstained.

battle lines are drawn then. China, India, UAE and Russia are the new Axis Powers for WWIII. praying I get deployed to the Russian front, don't like the heat and don't want to be captured and eaten by the Chinese

>On 4 February 1940, Mackensen wrote to Field Marshal Walther von Brauchitsch:

As a man becomes older, he has to watch carefully that age has not reduced his creativity. After reaching the age of 90, I have decided not to involve myself any longer with matters that are not concerned with my private life. However, I am still the most senior German officer. Many turn to me, sometimes with wishes, but more often with their concerns.

During these weeks our concern is with the spirit of our unique and successful Army. The concern results from the crimes committed in Poland, looting and murder that take place before the eyes of our troops, who appear unable to put an end to them. An apparent indifference has serious consequences for the morale of our soldiers and it is damaging to the esteem of our Army and our whole nation.

I am sure that you are aware of these events and that you certainly condemn them. These lines intend to convey my daily growing concern at the reports that constantly reach me, and I have to ask you to take up this matter with the highest authority. The messages I receive are so numerous, many come from high ranking persons and from witnesses. As the most senior officer I cannot keep them to myself. In transmitting them to you, I fulfil my duty to the Army. The honour of the Army and the esteem in which it is held must not be jeopardised by the actions of hired subhumans and criminals. Hail Victory (Sieg Heil).

Chicks these days have a higher body count than a German machine gunner at Omaha beach

same, unironically

>who fucking wants to see Germany re-militarise

Is there anywhere I can view North Korean porn?

remember when "MGTOW" was a thing
that was cringe

Understand that peace negotiations are already underway. Very good, very good.

There’s this guy at my Muay Thai classes who I haven’t got the chance to spar with yet, but I want to bite his fucking ear off. Every time we hit pads or do anything he’s a total fucking cunt and always has something smart to say, and he likes to bully newbies. Fuck I want to smash his face in. Also he compensates for his poor social skills by being a fucking angry little weird cunt, nobody else there behaves like this egotistical little runt.

what is with turkey rebranding to türkiye now

twas "Cock Star" circa january 2018

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you may not believe this but I’ve actually never had sex

Honestly lads, not happy with all the inhumanity I'm seeing online. People mocking war casualties like it was a soccer match. Bit much for me to be honest. All the soldiers on all sides are just lads who think they are doing the right thing.

My george floyd sex arse is on the fritz again

Can we get back to talking about british culture please lads

just fucked a twink

it's not either or.... Germany already has a substantial military and huge arms industry.... they could help a huge amount more without becoming the big bad man of Europe.

for example... a german arms company has asked to send 50 self-propelled anti-aircraft units that are ex-army to ukraine but german state hasn't agreed to it.

or maybe the uni/bipolar world is at an end and we're returning to the natural state of having a number of great powers after 80 years

pick it up for me, please

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It's because this fag and prince died in that year. It was the start of a jump into wrong timeline.

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everyone who isn't ethnically English deserves to be tortured to death

apparently it was a red wedding type situation
putin was bolton ramsey all along just like my tv shows

nah not having this, aussies are wacky shaggers. it's the irish who have the monopoly on virginity on /brit/

yeh
ive been in for years now

for my sins!

no no no putin was voldemort and zilensky was harry potter and biden is dumbledore