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Monke edition

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Alexa - make up a database of every penis picture posted to /brit/ thanks

he won’t be pleased

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Ukrainians are fighting each other LOOOOOOOOOOL

150mg of mephedrone down the old snozzle, if other mephedrone user is here I'll keep you up to date.

Initialising racism in N-minus 3... 2... 1...

Imagine the smell of tiny trips arse and balls after a workout
Imagine licking every inch of sweat off his body
Imagine bathing him
Imagine holding him in your arms all night long

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he cute

Ooo banana

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wahey mumberg is smashed so she didnt notice shite

waaeey
what you lads got planned this weekend?

you realize there's a ukrainian civil war that's been going on forever right
keywords: civil war

if this is real
what the fuck did they expect handing civilians weapons

Monk

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If Putin really cared about Ukraine and bringing back the USSR he wouldn't kill civilians of people that are basically brothers to Russians.

Putin has pancreatic cancer and is just going out with a bang

don't remember any yank getting doxxed on /brit/ so you can't have been a very interesting or famous poster

i am the most hated poster on /brit/, guarantee if i got doxxed some of the lads on here would try their best to make my life hell lol

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Brighton is the most dystopian city in the uk

youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM

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Signing up for the army like a good northern lad, lads.

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>give free guns to anyone, no background check
>gangs take up arms and start shooting eachother amid the chaos

got a warning for this exact same edition yesterday
keep carrying the torch lad

Not this weekend...

>go out with coursemates last night
>had Chinese takeaway the night before
>get food poisoning from it
>extremely drunk and food poisoned in night club
>end up shitting all over the floor of the ladies toilets
>kicked out and permanently banned from said club

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>i am the most hated poster on /brit/
not even in the top ten, sorry mate

mates birthday this weekend, gonna go on a mazza

and you?

First sentence is bs sorry
Brainlrt

Glad some of them have sense. Hopefully they hang the treasonous Jew president

hello?

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yeah that will happen when you arm random people in your country

ID on gun???

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Day 2, fucking hell

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there’s a few of us lad
glad you are doing larger amounts now though, that’s the way to do it like aha x

Diego would've loved this episode of The Graham Norton Show

What is it with deanos and garish wall art like this?
All of my wall art is high-quality replicas of SERIOUS art

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you lsd user?

You didn't answer me before, why do LSD so late? is your sleeping pattern fucked or something?

Browning Hi-Power

toilberg corners me in a meeting out of the blue today and asks "are you happy? you seem like something isn't right"
very awkward
of course I'm not happy at toil you fuck head

sounds like fun
as a kv with 0 social skills, I'm pondering how I appraoch normal people and socialise without coming off as that dude with the skateboard talking about gay frogs
fuck I'm out of touch, need fren stat

fake news

Russia underperforming, to be honest

no other current posters come close

190 and Poley in their day were more hated, but they're gone now. The likes of mikey, matthew zazueta, emmayank etc aren't a patch on me. i drive some lads absolutely bananas for some reason

you don't remember sicily?

Hello?

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Rusbros...we lost...

trips or truth, world war wankers.

Wasnt from /brit/. Got doxxed in a various of ways in different places all linked up though. I wish it included my Any Forums posts tb h

Propaganda account.

Have one Jewish friend
Used to make frequent jokes about being pissed off about his people killing Jesus and that, but then he took me to one side and quietly asked me to stop because it was offensive to him
Since that hiccup we've got on pretty well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VSS_Vintorez
variant of that im p sure

youtube.com/watch?v=AXgWZyb_HgE

A generous deed should not be checked with cold counsel.

Looks like some sort of glock

Remington 500

think thats an AK47 mate

>Kiew
they are just taking the piss now

most people ignore you
you’re just an annoying cunt, far from hated

>Moldova is called Moldawien (MoldaVienna)
What did the krauts mean by this?

>fake news
>Russia underperforming, to be honest

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>Hi __! Thanks for applying to __. We received a lot of applications and ...
what the fuck, have I even heard of this company? this rejection must be about 4 months old

should fart really loud and talk about gassing him

grim
Life’s too short for that shit

OH MY DAYS lads

AS VAL
vintorez with a different stock and no scope mate

cope

I've done that so much on Any Forums I can't get a thrill from it anymore. Got a great cock too, me. Cant be strangers anymore. The thrill "accidentally" showing the best boner pics I've got for people I know irl is still very strong though.

Sten gun I think

had a little crisis today when I realised I'll probably still be just as unhappy in a new job aha the grass is not greener it is dead and grey

Shhhhh he's sleeping.

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People on twitter are actually blaming NATO for this war wtf??? So those russian trolls really are effective huh

2 roubles deposited in your account

russia proving that their military despite looking good on paper is actually dogshit
france could have done a better job by now

If you aren't happy just leave
you could meet with him privately and explain why but you may not feel comfortable doing that and I get why

maybe its time to stop trying to seek happiness from the world of work

>reposting russian psyops
for shame

Spainlad is a pencil pushing civil servant tarq with a non job

looks like a classic pincer formation to annex the east

only ever sent a dick pic once, about 9 years ago, to some girl who fancied me and begged me for one, but i didn't actually like her and i felt really pressured into it.

a couple weeks later i stopped talking to her and rejected her and for a good year afterwards i had this intense fear she was going to use the pics to blackmail me.

Don't post this shite like that. Link and give a proper warning cunt

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i do this sometimes with my gf's nudes. i'll show my mates a picture in my gallery and i'll slowly scroll past tit and vag pics the gf has sent me and pretend like i didn't see them haha
not a tarq but the rest is true, my job is pointless

The Zelensky story really is amazing, it's like we elected Count Binface and he turned out to be Churchill.

This is what happens when 80% of your troops are 1 year conscripts

Did a volunteering trip with quite a lot of people, including this one qt girl. Didn't talk too her that often, but when we did we got on fine. Now, a year after returning and not speaking to her since, I can she see that she unfriended me on FB but didn't unfriend anybody else from the trip.

Wonder what I did to offend her desu. Reckon it's either she was deeply in love with me and needed a clean break or she took offence to some of my edgier IG posts and deleted me on all socials as a consequence

did he not sacked ages ago?

Rest in peace. Honestly, mocking the dead isn’t funny. Poor cunt had a family. A mother, a father. Ofcourse a zogwashed yank would be desensitised to such a thing as you’re all merely consumerist cattles whose only purpose is to serve your overlords

another day of kino front pages

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>spend a decade violating agreements and trying to encircle Russia with nuclear weapons
>freak out when Russia retaliates
yeah mate sure had nothing to do with NATO

mong
imagine actually believing anything he says

So are we all supporting Ukraine then?

>ignored all the warnings and made jokes about russia attacking right up until they actually invaded

ah yes... very churchillian

Zachy you have to stop using that as an insult, if you can make lots of money in a non-job then it's obviously much better than making fuck-all money in a worthwhile but low-paid job

System's fucked and you just gotta play the game and exploit it really

More like we elected some comedian like fucking Alan Partridge

Is there an image dump thread anywhere on the chon yet?

like you believing he works for the civil service?

more an indifferent observer seeing both sides as spastics in their own right man myself x

Russian Smart tank

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NATO good Russia bad

Is that a Pyccкий or a Укpaиний?

Raisons and/or cherries in my carrot cake. Yes or no?

yh

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Everyone except retarded Any Forumsmongs is. Any Forums is posting about CIA covid biolabs in Ukraine or some shit now

of course the pikey is trying to say slavs are human lmfao

>turned out to be Churchill.
don't recall churchy letting russia take over Britain in 2 days

Who?

think russia spends more on bots than actually training their army, can see how well thats working out

Dont’t got a dog in this fight desu, can sort of sympathize with both sides to varying extents

the arrival of 'spainlad' was the death knell of /brit/

utterly dire, tedious fucking cretin. state of you cunts for not bullying him out of here.

>imagine actually believing anything he says
read my post again you drooling spastic

>i do this sometimes with my gf's nudes. i'll show my mates a picture in my gallery and i'll slowly scroll past tit and vag pics the gf has sent me and pretend like i didn't see them haha

Yeah that's good shit that. Got a few ways of showing things off without looking like it wasnt on purpose and it's a great feeling everytime.

Good riddance to an invasion force in foreign lands. Jewtin thanks them from their blood sacrifice for the "Zog". lol

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No one's buying your nonsense lads.

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Idk non jobs are kinda cringe

what are your techniques lad?

xanny boys we on the codeine!

ktim

russia hasn’t taken over ukraine much like you will always be greek and not irish

funny you replied to me and not the original poster then
nice backtrack

Yes raisons
No cherries

i dunno i dont really know what im doing with it just fancied spinning out

I do it for free

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Canada took action against truckers performing blockades, e.g. on that US-Canada bridge. People are free to protest in Canada. They're not free to blockade important pieces of infrastructure.

Compare that to Russia, where people are arrested simply for standing on the pavement, waving a placard, and chanting "no to war". That sort of protest would not get you arrested in Canada

It's fine to wish the system wasn't fucked and that pay was commensurate with effort/expertise and all that, but at the end of the day one has to look out for oneself and if that means cruising through life on a non-job, then so be it

UN is about to have a vote. It's over for Putin

You must lead a miserable life.

codine is weak dogshit

russian
the blue and white stripes is part of the traditional russian military uniform

seasidemark has just enlisted lads

sue

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rosy

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NNNOOOOO NOT MORE HECKIN SANCTIONRINOS!! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO PUTINBROS?

also russians are wearing green digital flora (like that pic) and the ukrainians some brown camo iirc

kyary pamyu pamyu at coachella this year

finna percocets

VDV apparently that got BTFO (literally) botching their air assault.

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Kill yourselves

Not an ounce of respect or humility. As expected, considering you are American.

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tune

mumberg posted up on sofa with a glass of water
got some ck in should i have a key or just let the acid do its thing

what?

kyary

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firstpost.com/world/fight-for-ukraine-zelenskyy-urges-europeans-with-combat-experience-as-russian-troops-advance-on-kyiv-10409031.html

bet none of the hardmen here laughing at dead russian troops will put their money where their mouths are

Why should I respect Russians who died trying to kill Ukrainians?

the problem is him. my boss is a cunt. not gonna say that to his face am i