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Mr Patels corner shop

just got back from 3 days at the 'spital for kidney stones
a black doctor put his entire finger in my arsehole
how was your week

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did you pee them out?

how do you get kidney stones? just drink water

The local afro caribbean community say im 'big bout yere'

mate, you've give us no password, and besides which I am NOT going to install dogshit flash just to play a crap browser game with the likes of you

>a black doctor put his entire finger in my arsehole
Did you pay extra for that?

it's made by a polish guy aha

You’re at a good company that shows a lot of faith in you and pays you very well for what you do, and then you receive a job offer to work on the large hadron collider on a one year limited contract, with a possible extension of a second year, but after that you have to reapply for the role if there is one available. Do you:
A) continue where you are and live within your comfort zone getting paid well to do so?
B) Fuck off to Geneva outside of your comfort zone to work on a modern day Cathedral and piece of equipment that will be remembered for hundreds if not thousands of years?

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Lucky bastard

check the olfactory port, some scent crystals might have leaked into the motherboard

and?

laughing shoes

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yes, teeth grinding and painkillers
IF
communism innit

Go work for cern you absolute bhenchod

Er user
Your arsehole has nothing to do with kidney stones
...

the password is "brit" mongo

open the fucking pubs

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you look like a right scruffy bastard.
stop drinking energy drinks, scumbag

Remember i had some problem with my scrotum and i had chinese, black, white and indian doctors feel up my balls all within the space of 48 hours

>NATO is a defensive alliance

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Seriously though, how could they let Russia breach Kyiv in like a day and a half? Surely Ukraine didn't think russia would just attack from the east where Russia already controls?
Where are the damn defences for the capital city? Why did they just leave it for civilians to defend with molotovsand ak47s

pain relief suppository, or so they said...
did summat coz I was in agony then I weren't
draw your own conclusion

my gf lads

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The latter you dumb fuck
Just leave on good terms with the old lot (i.e., give them good notice, say things like "I'm really happy here but this is a once in a lifetime opportunity that I can't turn down"), and chances are they'd hire you back if it doesn't work out in Geneva

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NEED a Ukrainian war mommy gf ASAP

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good strong snoz on her

Yeah I'd probably Joe Root her (if you know what I mean)

looks foreign

technically is though which is the only thing that matters. NATO gets away with everything in the same way your little brother gets away with annoying you because you eventually knock him out and you end up getting in trouble for it

If you're good at your job your company will be happy to take you back

Is that Mikey the Pikey?

Think you just liked getting fingered desu

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It's me, Spainlad

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Wow what a great way to get loads of civilians massacred

Alexsander Kovalev (with simba), a Kyiv veternarian nicknamed "Dr. Dolittle" by fellow soldiers. Proudly closed his office and took up arms defending his homeland. His task force blew up a bridge on Teteriv river halting tank advances

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Yeah that's mikey, bit of an ugly bastard but we love him anyway

>implying Russia cares about civilian casualties to begin with

browsing r/boobs

they've been running people in cars over all day lmao

The battle of Kyiv is going to make Stalingrad look like a high street scrap

almost like the country is a poor shithole that has had what little money it had wrung out of it by yank oligarchs or something

Are you coloured? You look dark like pikey

love his vocaroos. ive seen a picture of a skinny little runt posters claim is mikey but i assumed it was a ruse, a gimmick.

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fancy trying that again but in english?

Bit harsh to call him do little when he's quite clearly a competent operator and not even remotely work-shy

My dad is Sri Lankan, mum is white. Why?

rorke on the ropes

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his sacrifice will not be forgotten ;_;7

(talking about the cat obviously)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Dolittle_(1998_film)

they've been using their big massive steel plated poo machines to run peoples cars over all of the day

Imagine being so desperate for attention that you deliberately dox yourself to a group of about 100 anonymous lads on an American anime forum then spend literally everyday blogposting here at the request of NOBODY. It's beyond pathetic.

kek

what does rorke (british right winger) have to do with trump (FOYoffery)

Imagine basing your entire personality on the fact that you once lived in a different country (not even a particularly remarkable one)

Suppose that explains that. It's the dark hair, olive skin and bad facial hair genetics makes it obvious you aren't proper English.

lethal aid literally made the invasion inevitable

cant help but feel sympathy for ukrainians

reckon we should carpetbomb moscow until Putin capitulates

do you actually think its him?
how the fuck do people as thick as you even exist? christ mate

why is everyone calling it "kyiv" all of the sudden? it's literally always been known as kiev, my entire life.

ukrainian spelling vs russian spelling

Yeah I think I’ve got to

Putin and Putin alone made it inevitable

not even Russian oligarchs want this war

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um no it hasn't you schizo

ky'IV (one syllable)

Try again

thatll be the reason why ukraine is only being attacked now under a democrat's command

reminder this was supposed to be hillary's war

"Russian warship, go fuck yourself"

Utterly based ngl

been crying and shitting my pants all day thinking about the trials women go through in the male-dominated workspace

Girlfriend told me she killed a cat while she was driving home from uni. Woman is an utter nervous wreck while driving, need her to give up her licence asap.

yeah i get that but it seemed to be the agreed upon standard that it's english name was also kiev
suddenly in the past few weeks there's been this uniform movement among all western media to call it "kyiv". feels like some kind of gay psy-op

I’ve never posted an image of myself here. Pikeys are more red than dark. We’re gammon

consent manufacturing to provoke russian antagonism and pretend nato are good boys who done nuffin wrong

Rick James was a very good musician

I woke up an hour and a half ago lad, it's 6:50 here

reckon this isn't going as well as Putin hoped

What's odd is how this no-life loser keeps acting like the runt in OP is him when it clearly isn't.
Actually just creepy and not remotely funny.

oligarchs can make money any which way

only putin knows russia's future would be over if ukraine was allowed to amass too much nato fire power

Wish she'd killed you instead you cretin

did she kill the poor heckin thing???

doesnt address anything in his post. christ youre thick holden.

>Kiev is the traditional English name for the city,[24][27][28] but because of its historical derivation from the Russian name, Kiev became disfavored in many Western media outlets after the outbreak of the Russo-Ukrainian War.

Ukrainian men - put their wives and children on buses and trains then go back to the fight

Middle Eastern men - leave their families behind while they ride a dinghy to england to start a new life

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mate it's been called Kyiv for at least several years

Blog on, glowie

dont care

It gets easier after the first kill. When she gets on my level she will have cat like reflexes that let her run them over every drive home. 'ate cats me.

4 NATO tankers, 1 AWACs and 1 SIGINT plane over Poland rn

another tanker over Romania

that's a lot of fighters in the air at once

Chicken Kievs are all gone from the shops
Dark times

russia in its current form shouldn't exist