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retards

Liking feet is worse than scat and noncing.
Disgusting freak

>nato moves its borders to russia
HOLY BASED
>russia moves its borders to nato
AHHH SANCTION SANCTION SANCTION

Imagine fluttering your eyes at yankland and then being surprised that russia kicks your head in whilst yankland does nothing
the president of ukraine is a mong

I don't particularly like toes. I find that disgusting actually

mard ting that

kek rattled aren't we igor

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CROSS THE RUBICON

YOU JUST CAN'T

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Things I care about:

1. Being left alone
2. Drinking beer
3. Making racist jokes

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*walks in*
*puts aside the rhetoric*
*walks out*

>nato moves its borders to russia
peacefully through diplomatic means
>russia moves its borders to nato
through an military invasion of a sovereign nation

makes ya think blud

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sure, but Ukraine is trying to gain sovereignty, that's a noble cause, although they could have gone about it in a smarter way

What, Estonia Norway and Latvia? yeah I'm sure Putin really felt threatened by them

What happens when Russia expands to the Rhine?
All of Asia supports Russia the only places that don't are the USA and its European colonies like the UK and Germany

100 rubles have been deposited in your account, Sergei

>What happens when Russia expands to the Rhine?
One Russian boot on NATO soil means WWIII

>peacefully through diplomatic means

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english be like
>b-bro we had to massacre the welsh their language be scary
then they be like
>wtf lithuania is tiny russia CANNOT invade

Laughing at how Germany is being painted as the true coward in all of this.

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SIRS

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>WWIII
so 4 billion people against 400 million

should be painted accurately as the devil satan they are, keep in mind they caused this afterall when they shut down their nuclear plants

Not sure you're using that reaction image appropriately

That's shit
I could do better

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they have decided on using iTunes gift cards

One feels history somewhat shortchanged humanity by giving us only a few years of this sort of thing. Colourful glazed tiles on a structural frame are not expensive or impractical, so we could have had thousands of acres like this if we had so chosen. We still could.

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ayo greek nibbas we took the elgin marbles through "diplomatic" means after we massacred greeks because a jew gave you loans

what's so funny about that?

Get to it

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BASED

Finland isn’t in NATO, reckon vlad should invade them next
be a laugh

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got into wine me
cheese and pate too
have the most sophisticated palate on /brit/

spoke to a Ukrainian girl I know the other day and she started joking about how it turned her on thinking about "Daddy Russia" taking over Ukraine

this, among other reasons, is why women are unfit to operate in the spheres of politics or the military

what no pussy does to a mfer

looking awfully gobliny

How very contrarian of you.

Shut up you boring cunt

>spoke to a [...] girl
No you didn't.

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>haha women are so unfit to govern countries unlike men
*goons for 10 hours*

what are the other reasons la

My man looks like a caricature but shit eaters will support him until the end

Finland does not have a choice. All the countries at the top of this chart will be forced to join Russia or lose their energy.

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Why is russia so paranoid about nato?
Why is it their business if ukraine decides to join it?

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don't judge everyone by your own standards you odious VF

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>Why is the US so paranoid about the Warsaw Pact?
>Why is it their business if Mexico decides to join it?

the worlds ending isnt it

He's also an extremely dorky nerd.
Weird how he ended up in chief of a land full of supposedly macho meat heads.

>why is it russias business if the usa places nukes at the russian border
idk bro

reddit is LITERALLY FREAKING OUT over this whole russia kerfuffle haha

that was some sick flying

you realise nukes have the range to hit russia from the usa

arma iii

once found a baggie of weed in my bfs jeans, i was looking for coins to give a tip to the delivery driver....... he thinks he can keep away from weed

From all his policies and webs of fear and treachery, from all his stratagems and wars his mind
shook free; and throughout his realm a tremor ran, his slaves quailed, and his armies halted, and his
captains suddenly steerless, bereft of will, wavered and despaired. For they were forgotten. The
whole mind and purpose of the Power that wielded them was now bent with overwhelming force
upon the Mountain. At his summons, wheeling with a rending cry, in a last desperate race there
flew, faster than the winds, the Nazgûl the Ringwraiths, and with a storm of wings they hurtled
southwards to Mount Doom.

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putinbots still pretending like ukraine was in NATO or was going to join NATO or wasnt already denied joining NATO
someone has to update their script

obviously not real

NATO helped killing Gaddafi and bombed Serbia. In his mind every attack on a sovereign country is a direct threat to Russia.
He was chosen because he was the least dangerous person in the government. He was just a useless retard whose job was to sign nonsensical papers

that unironically is footage from a video game

Gas hooker Deutschland, what's what people are calling them
Not me but others

BREAKING: putin will not stop until the bird is extradited to moscow

Who are you quoting? Im talking about russia you thicko

a nuke in ukraine takes less than 5 minutes to go to moscow
a nuke in the usa takes 30 minutes

nah just the neo-liberal world order.

still has the same effect

yes that is why i said arma iii my small brained friend

*inputs the secret codes*
*a big red button with SANCTIONS on it pops out the desk*
Putin, pull back...OR ELSE

Ah yes, British cuisine.

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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Shan't

probably dont want to get invaded by russia

Mihai's bf's arsehole?

yes
25 extra minutes of evacuation, planes fighting the nukes and other things does not help russia in anyway of course

feel proper bad for ukrainians
that putin is a fucking arsehole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

going for a poo anybody want owt

No you were repeating a STUPID GIMMICK

corrrr finland is face down arse up begging for it

my name isobel

Russians are proper bitter that everyone prefers nato to them.

yeah you can evacuate moscow in 25 minuites

Wish an aircraft would crash into my house

just point out how many of those places border russia please

just sanctioned my mum for making a subpar cheese on toast

fuck me 190 youre thick as fuck

the mongol army has attacked europe

really need putin to stop being an incel and touch grass queen