/brit./

wheres joe rogam

just pooed me

Just enjoyed a delicious sandwich of cured swine flesh, assorted grains and swine parts encased in cellulose, and an unfertilised chicken ovum.

what about "meself"

going to start calling people nitwits again

need to hear Jordan Peterson’s take on the invasion of Ukraine STAT

sanctions on my bollocks

I will personally allow Putin to shag me up the batty if he ceases this invasion of Ukraine

Offer is on the table

awake! fear! fire! foes! awake!
Fatty Bolger had not been idle. As soon as he saw the dark
shapes creep from the garden, he knew that he must run for
it, or perish. And run he did, out of the back door, through
the garden, and over the fields. When he reached the nearest
house, more than a mile away, he collapsed on the doorstep.
‘No, no, no!’ he was crying. ‘No, not me! I haven’t got it!’ It
was some time before anyone could make out what he was
babbling about. At last they got the idea that enemies were
in Buckland, some strange invasion from the Old Forest. And
then they lost no more time.
fear! fire! foes!
The Brandybucks were blowing the Horn-call of Buckland,
that had not been sounded for a hundred years, not since the
white wolves came in the Fell Winter, when the Brandywine
was frozen over.
awake! awake!!

So does England

Love LOTR me.

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>ban Russian gas
>gas goes up
Errr well done i suppose

For me it's the Jabberwocky

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

need to put my cat on a diet, the cunt gets fatter and fatter

Russia has just sent troops to Scotland who joined withthe Scottish troops and declared an independent Scottish kingdom
England has fallen

The 2022 Champions League final will be played in Paris after Russia was stripped of the match following the nation's invasion of Ukraine.

Stop overfeeding the bugger then

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What live streams are you lads watching right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=HIPNVm6lNfM

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Bend over Emma Watson it’s time for me to inspect your holes.

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menk is woollyback slang for a retard

Scottish gaelic is Pictish

Wtf. Knew monekyss were evolving .. but goddamn, now cats? That's too much

i don't come here every day, i use Any Forums in binge cycles. and haven't maintained a social media account on any website since 2014 at the most recent.

ur time is ogeer hewman

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wonder if emmayank really fetishizes about her taking a BBC and copes by imagining the BBC to be poo instead?

Some Russians dressed in Ukrainian uniforms shot outside Kyiv.
Dangerously close to a war crime, lads.

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Scotland, Pictland, founded by brave Belgic migrants conquering the native Welsh population.
Alba Gu Brath

mental how the janman is giving out warnings for monke putin

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i dont like poetry
much less terrible one
youtube.com/watch?v=fyhcy4_XsP4

lads, it's actually her

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That's because you're a pleb

He doesn't. You forced all of that. You're a weird piece of shit lad. Goddamn.

anime

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>Queen Elizabeth II cancels online meetings for the second time in a week due to COVID-19 symptoms, Buckingham Palace says
too ill to get on fucking zoom
it's actually over

Ulrikabros.....

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Hahahahah

Imagine being a 54 year old woman (ywnbaw btw but just imagine for a moment) and instead of watching your children go off and spread their wings in the world and preparing for years to be spent with your loving husband in retirement, going on tinder and making a profile to get banged by BBCs. Absolutely grim.

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Thats disgusting what you posted. Wtf. But, yes, I'm an old man who loves anime girls :(

oh im gonna rhyme this with this, and im gonna do it like rhymtic jerk
get in the goddamn car, you fat, fat ass
youtube.com/watch?v=_zt2UgT6MO4

>54
Fucking hell she aged like a turd

I don't find It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia funny at all

Please could you stop the site
I'm trying to get some rest
From all the unborn british voices in my head

imagine being an incel who has never been with a woman but constantly imagines them having sex with black guys

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for myself, it's monica bellucci 1991