/brit/

sitting in a pile of my own shit drawing up doodles on the wall with shit on my finger

what board allows large mp4s with audio?

leftypol nooooo

/dn/

Why are who like what?

you need to convert to webm, has a 6mb limit
its /wsg/ and /gif/

Just how gay is the world going to get if Russia loses this war?

>why do you always play as female characters in video games
>the female characters in video games:

the first shot had been fired in cheadle

Ahaha, they were fakes. Good lads. Got me. Just trying to keep some order going is all.

cheadle > sneed

if trannies did that more maybe they'd be cured just live out the fantasy in the virtual world innit

sneedle
isnt that a pokemon lololol

It will be incredibly funny ngl

twitter.com/TheEmilyBloom/status/1496936814963134468

wordleunlimited.com/?wardle=bW9yYWw

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what do you want from me pal

when did women think they have the right to hold opinions?

>best travel story
Projectile vomited in a taxi in Zante
>Something that's non-negotiable for me is
If you give me the ick I'm gone

Seems a lovely women

thanks

love licking my moustache yum yum x

stupid slut never took a cock

for me it's growing it too long so it comes down over my lips

The gf had a tiny issues with me playing nier automata, she said her arse is banging but I peek at it too much, into skirt her and that's fucked up, but I showed her it's not even panties, it's a leotard, and 2b actually doesn't let you perv up her skirt that much. She spins and huffs. Sadly for her in battle life and death means more than blocking my eyes, and see the butt in it's glory.

virtue signalling

The Russian troops occupying Cheadle right now lads. It's going to be messy

the cocaine currency
thats a tenner rolled up into a tooter

yeah mine does that ;)
not trimmed it in like 3 months

>western powers destabalise Eastern Ukraine by backing rebel groups to prevent Russia's economic development
>eventually Russia gets tired of it and invades the area (also a lowly act)
>media: nooo hey everyone look how evil they're being!! >:)
>me: FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF I HATE YOU ALL
xD
^my dank meme :P

y'know in 2019 British tourists spent £43bn abroad on holidays, and that's not even counting business trips and visiting family - which would bump it up to £62bn. No wonder all our sea-side resorts are dying.

i was surprised /r/australia didn't hop in on this shit
they're usually the worst for that kind of thing

got it in three stinky

This is the problem with Twitter, it makes a literal whore think her opinions are worth sharing

Alexander I reached Paris, Vladimir I wants to outdo him

clearly never been to the English Riviera™

Bad feeling. Always one side has literally one mustache hair that's way too long feels bad on my lips. It touches and annoying. Nah fuck the long mustaches hairs

lol ukraine just surrendered
it's over

never ever ever holidayed abroad with the familybergs
we always went to northumberland or wales or cornwall or whatever

>BREAKING: UK Ministry of Defence intelligence update states Russia is unlikely to have achieved its day one military objectives, with Ukrainian forces presenting 'fierce resistance'

OH NO NO NO NO

Why are YOU like this, rorke?

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Russia has already won
Ukraine lasted almost as well as the Afghans did against the Taliban

My Ukrainian gf Emily is pure

CHEADLE RESISTANCE CLASHING WITH RUSSIAN TROOPS ON FB LIVE
RUSSIAN TROOPS BEING OVERWHELMED

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mad how they waited for the queen to die and boris to resign first

i know them ones, a bastard for eating and brushing your teeth ass well

:)

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I want this so bad lads

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leftypol says we are obsessed with race but that's all he talks about

bald and bankrupt should waddle into the warzone see what's happening

horrid dried up bagels?
vile

It would take Russia literally a week to conquer the whole of Europe
They would hit some resistance at France that’s it
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a turbo Redditor

This is the army that literally won the last war. While their GDP might have detororiated their military in fact, has only got stronger, relatively speaking

Bollocks

can't got 30 seconds without cringing at this
twitter.com/IAMannalynnemcc/status/1496877541772062727

It's weird there always just a couple waaaay too long hairs. And now, for the past year I have a singular gray beard/chin area hair. It's all so dark but there just this one that fucking flows and sticks out.

This is the fella that named his media organisation after the group that did the Armenian genocide right?

I love the taste. Big fan of dried food me. We have russian dried bread snacks here and they are much cheaper but not as tasty. They lack the intensity

cheadle has fallen to russia
it's now putingrad

does the far right not talk about it?

yeah? why don't they then

latest footage from cheadle

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apparently ukrainians are absolutely mogging russians killing them 7:1

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*Pushes big red button*

I hate rye bread, but dried rye seasoned with garlic and baked is amazing. It's the best dried bread treat.

Lads Cheadle is a capital of the United Russia since now

imagine falling prey to propaganda on twitter. i know peanuts with higher iq than you.

celebrities are honestly so fucking freakish
they dont even have charisma as they did in the past, fuck most of them dont even have talent

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black "ppl" be like
OOOOOHHHH THIS WORD TOO SPICY!!!

never heard of her lol

lads I heard it directly from the kremlin that no russian soldiers have died and 400,000 ukraninans have died

Google translate:
>Russian soldiers shot civilians in cars at the >Kharkov-Tsirkuna exit. Her mother was killed

What is she saying:
twitter.com/larisadesign/status/1496930599839440898

to defend both the uk and the other one yes
youtu.be/2Tpb1XyqGOQ?t=38

but we shall see what we shall see

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lmao wtf is that

Yeah they've lost 1/3rd of the country but the k/d ratio it's what's important dude it's just like CoD

>White women has to make it about herself
A tale as old as time

Just got word from my mate in Cheadle that the residents have successfully repelled the Russian invasion back across the UK-Russian border and are now pushing towards Moscow at a break-neck pace. Putin's hiding in his bunker beneath the Kremlin and is in a suicidal state apparently. Should be appearing on the news soon.

...

bruhhhhh lollll

obviously Ukraine are underdogs, but it wouldn't be the first time in history that hardened defenders have repelled invaders

American advertisment

based yanks

one cheadlian is worth a thousand russians

God forbid

weedle innit

Tom Cruise is based though
youtube.com/watch?v=McoJtrdpSYQ

Twitter is barely working for me and it doesn't load videos

SNEED

i definitely remember a pokemon that was green adn had like a necklace thing and it was called sneedle
no i will not take my meds

you reckon the ukrainians will start an insurgency?

the republic of cheadle has taken to the skies over russia

the ukrainians literally recaptured an airport lol

Apparently Putin moved to the Cheadle's nuclear bunker waiting for the ww3 to happen. Nobody can get him out

Reckon if they had just made shitloads of statues they could have all lived. Plus what the fuck were the ghosts doing? They just fucked off after the second movie.

wind your neck in sunshine

*hides your shit post*

Lads my apartment smells of petrol right now what should I do

might eat spome salted nuts

megalomaniac

light a match

Cheadlecratic government should be toppled

Cheadle-based intelligence operatives announce "drastic" plan to dig under Russian cities to cause widespread cave-ins

listening to russian music
ukraine pon de ropes

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cheadle taking over russia and installing bald and bankrupt as tsar, targeting china next

Yoooo it’s just like my videogames
youtu.be/jDx2gIlme3w

Cheadle retracts all previous plans, stating "can't be arsed"