You wake up in russia

you wake up in russia
your gf notices you're awake and says
>pyccкиe впepeд
how do you respond?

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I don't speak communist, now go make my breakfast

>pyccкиe впepeд
Most of these aren't even real letters

Russian bread?

What the fuck are you saying bitch?

Violently beat her and her family to death then burn the whole commieblock into ashes because r*ssoids are my enemies.

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thats mean and russophobic

Based

I'd assume I'm still dreaming because no Russian woman thinks that way (and very few men do as well).

do you live in a big city full of foreigners where everyone is anti nationalist

That's a man

Huh? Anyway, nationalism as a political ideology in Russia is pretty much dead, there's casual xenophobia, of course, but that exists everywhere.

beat her and not go to jail because putin weakened laws against domestic violence.

CYKA

White people are so fucking ugly its amazing
How are they even the same species as us

I'd kill every ukrainian if she asked me to

I say "it's a beautiful morning in kiev"

Please Natascha, you must talk to me in german.

ok this is epic

Looks like based is back on the menu boys

Sneed.

you'd just sneed her?
why?

throw her out a window while shouting slava ucraini