/brit/

Raining when I went to bed
Raining when I woke up
Quit FUCKING raining oh my goodness

alri george

You spent all this time writing this out and you still know at the back of your mind you're wrong, and Boris will win an even larger majority in 2024. And it will come because your leader did literally nothing of note but say "this, but faster" which is genuinely an insult to the tradition of the function Official Opposition

how exactly is any of this Boris Johnsons fault?

There's a lot of bi things I am but lingual is not one of them

you lot seen that pootin has invaded the pookraine?

nb for the Janny: this post is about poo any parallels that can be drawn to any real world conflicts is merely coincidence

mad how much better the chon is for news than the BBC

GIWTWM

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Missing the gf so fucking much it's unreal. Just want to get comfy with her under the blanket on the couch and play Rocket League with her but she's so far away

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alri triple h

get fucked
twitter.com/Rory_Johnston/status/1496902225536368650

The Germans are shying away from the Russians because 50% of their coal, 55% of their gas, and 35% of their oil comes from Russia (according to their vice chancellor).
Fucking kek. Bold-faced cuckery.
>B-but at least we don't have those icky nuclear plants.

only type of lingual I am is cunilingual namsayin'

IT'S OVER

Oh god "Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine". Change the fucking record mate, I'm getting a Mikraine from you retards droning on about this shite.

>b-but I sanctioned him

kek Johnsonetty absolute buried by Big Dimes Putin

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When will sanctions be issued to Israel for killing and occupying Palestine. It’s a war, right? An unprovoked invasion of a sovereign nation. Cut Israel off from SWIFT

mad how the bbc website turned into diet buzzfeed

hm yes labour opposition

>why didnt you sanction FASTER?
>the restrictions could have been lifter SLOWER

so effective

eagerly awaiting diegos take on the invasion tomorrow

No it's not. She's coming back in a few weeks. Just really codependent so I miss her a lot.

Always find it amusing when you try to discuss things with the adults

how big is her willy?

you're getting very upset about this aren't you? go outside, you sound pathetic you fat fuck

Doesn't the North Sea have a shit ton of oil and gas?
why the fuck is Germany so dependent on Russia?

Alri, shlomo

Imagine Putin dropping a "take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue" promo on Biden
Instant face turn

Careful Mikey, the NATO apologists will be shouting you down

Janny's rules must be adhered to.

Do you ever get blonde hairs on your tongue when you're licking his bum?

Lol. Just lol

She hasn't got a willy

Not liking this news
Not one bit

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just ate fucking loads of edibles bout to get higher than i've ever bin

Yeah Germany made a fucking stupid decision there. France is smart for being pretty self-sufficient with nuclear.

>nonoonononono why didnt he do x better?
you will never win a general election like this mongo

hingefu hasn't yet heard of the ukraine invasion

your fooling no one you fat boring dickhead

>Implying Putin is heel

I voted lib dem in 2019

Grim

what will this mean for bitcoin?

Come on be my baby tonight.
Come on be my baby tonight.
I've seen the way you've treated other thugs you've been with.
Come on be my baby tonight.

Innit? Fucking hell he's the dullest cunt here

Genuinely a joke really. Innocent Palestinians subjected to horrific war crimes every day while the west sits back and turns a blind eye. Says it all really

I bet you were one of those rodents in school that would run to the teacher the moment you saw something bad on the playground. Nobody likes your types

What makes you think she has a willy?

gib dem deez nutzzzzzzzz

as always, short term volitility, long term growth

Gary Lineker is a fucking coward.
Posts shit on Twitter, gets ripped to bits, deletes the comment and tries to pretend he didn't actually post it by spam re-quoting other people.

Labour will never win a GE until they get the media heads support, the rest of it does not matter one single bit

nothing to be ashamed of lad
it's perfectly normal to date a tranny in 2022
in fact it's probably less frowned upon by society than dating a biological woman

It doesn't count because nobody cares about muzzies and the middle-east

what happened?

this post oozes with libma

libma balls

when wanking do you make any noise as you cum to add to the effect? things like ‘fuck yeah’ or letting out a big moan

You don't even have a gf desu and it's so obvious to see

Pick a favourite, lads.

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Gary Lineker shags crisps

Germany finna be wildin frfr no cap

Spainlad got this general on the ropes again I see, he plays you lot like a fucking fiddle

What did he say

I don't care i just think your fat and dull

apple and cider brandy sauce

depends how good the cum is

Yeah? Mad that is mate, yeah they should do something about it defo

*walks off and talks to somebody who isn't an utter freak*

love me some 'radish

Just seen the lads from the Russian embassy and Ukrainian embassy having a scrap in a car park

What the fuck is Biden doing? Are they charging him up to full for 5 minutes of speaking? Walking fucking corpse. SPEAK

kek

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just follow the fucking rules cant be that hard can it. janny does it for free not so you can take the piss

>mumsie said kids at school are RETARDED
dadc.
your mistake was thinking it was ever any other way

What makes you think that?
How come you keep giving me (You)s then?

bewbs

*sees you coming toward me and instinctively bring my phone to my ear so I don't have to talk to you*

If Finland and Sweden join NATO then Putin's fucked himself.

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There is Nigerian version of Any Forums that is full of schozos and incels. I reckon the site will be as big as Facebook in 15 years

CAM ON PUTIN

unironically wouldn't be in this position
they wouldn't have moved if the orange terror was still at the helm

You saw them too?
Cracking pair

thanks for the Versus recc, lad in the previous thread.

the Egyptian avatar is the cherry on top

>What the fuck is Biden doing?

Probably working lad, do you expect him to roll out the military strategy in a news conference for everybody?

Need to get peng asian birds off my mind but there's not much else worth thinking about.

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spainlad's inevitable mental breakdown from the daily attacks he receives on /brit/ will be etched into the annals of history alongside fatcam, ribena, emmett, dave, and that paki tranny i cant remember its name

For me it's pic related

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biden is a filthy irish taig and the USA will lose another pathetic war under his misdirection

bet you log your (yous) in an excel chart you fat boring dickhead

pookraine

Acted a tone-deaf retard.
No idea why this narcissist thinks he needs to share his opinion on everything just cause he kicked the ball goodly 30 years ago.

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Woah she needs to put her missiles away

missed Riley.

i dont give a fuck about the hausmeister and his rules and neither should you you cowardly little runt its an anime imageboard

bird in the middle is munted only peng thing in this .webm is all the lovely chebs

Yeah I don't have anything against trannards. Would happily admit if the Mrs was one (and often do pretend she is a tranny because it's quite funny)

Just trying to make a serious post about how much I miss her tho so I can't pretend she's a tranny here.
*Shoulder checks you as it turns out I'm actually approaching the lad behind you*

>Oh sorry little man, didn't see you there ha

to be fair, that is a pretty retarded comment

I tried to archive this tweet but archive.is had a massive queue so it didn't work

good heavens
rachel from friends flashbacks

name of this mp?

What did he mean by this? Trident was useless because Russia invaded Ukraine?

Phwoar might right honourable member needs to spaff on her face

Pooclear Deterrence

youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

JOE'S AWAKEN

sounds like he is suggesting that the UK launch its nukes

Biden is speaking now

Jesus Christ he is so old isn't he

you just realised that gary linkear is a retard?
smashing your head repeatedly at full force into a football for 30 years isn't going to make you a genius

good post

indecipherable mumbling from an aging crisp fanatic

ah jesus please dont tell me yanks invade or something

Im not a labour supporter

I just hate the tories for them actively ruining my life for the benefit of landlords and pensiomers

Was thinking of doing a little mental breakdown arc but I don't know how I would make it believable. I'm too much of a jolly, cheerful, happy go lucky lad, nobody would believe I was having a breakdown

Get too many (You)s to do that, it would be a massive job. But yeah I wouldn't mind tracking my (You)s in some way

>MOWSKAW

mos-cow
hate yanks so much

just had a big dig in my bumhole forgetting I was cutting a red chili not 10 minutes ago

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its amazing how half the population in the US pretend he's not senile and has dementia. He can barely read

me on the right

Mental innit, cunt is 80 soon, how is a cunt that old supposed to effectively do that job

The British bourgeoisie want us to fight and die for them. No. We must turn imperialist war into civil war.

seeing all the shady deals he and his family and many other american polticans has going on in ukraine I'm gonna say that there is something more going on with this war than just putin wanting to take ukraine

Shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners son

it's joever

its not fair that they woke biden up from his nap to read a teleprompter. poor guy doesn't even know what's going on

war is basically impossible in the neolib globohomo world the elite have created.
cant risk any conflict as we have let in thousands of fifth column immigrants who obviously prefer their homelands

do yanks also say glas-gau

more sanctions
mad

JOE BIDEN WAKE UP

You may as well be a Labour supporter, as you're so pathetic you've let housing policy ruin your life. Why don't you stop blaming other people like a sad sack of shit and start learning to adapt to difficult situations like a normal and well-adjusted person

he should stick to shagging crisps

was just saying this down the pub

americans havent heard of glasgow
they have very poor knowledge of the world outside their borders

glasgauow
edenburg
ahh-birdeen
Stuhrlen
Eenverness

Take a day off

joe biden just said the n-word on live tv

этo cлишкoм oчeвиднo, тoвapищ, cбaвь тoн чyть пoтишe, или этo гpeбaный ГУЛAГ для нac.

Why do they "freeze" Russian assets? They should be SEIZING them.

there are wars in Africa and Asia till this day, the west just doesn't care

man talks like chris chan

those are comically close together

Biden is so based. Such a breath of fresh air from the fat orange nonce before, he'd probably send the American army to help the Russians with their invasion.

*shits self on football pitch*
how about them foreign affairs

it's kind of amazing joe can read a teleprompter without glasses when he's almost 80 given many need glasses by the time they're 40

we must respect that

Glasgow mentioned

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BIDEN JUST SHAT HIMSELF

Because they do not want to set a precedent of state over capital.

>dont complain about the guy fucking your shit up just stay schtum and let the tories get away with it!

Go suck on boris' fat arse you pimple of a man

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