/brit/ - Le Briton

mass evacuations happening in cheadle right now

they know something we dont

Boris is going to use this Ukraine shit to distract from his party scandals, i guarantee he’ll be able to stay in power now

Did he release a new video?

Hope this won’t affect me being able to pirate books from seedy Russian websites

yeah him having a party and a few jars is a much bigger deal than the invasion of a country by the soviet union

Unfortunately it doesn’t matter if you’re right as the vast majority of the population are gullible fools that would gladly eat their own shit if instructed to by the government and media.

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*enters thread wearing a soviet ushanka*

mikey and the rest of his inbred family escaping down to the port in their caravan to get over to galway to hide in the fields until this blows over

going to shag all the normies' gfs while they're away dying for the jews
thank you autism

>2 medals

bongs explain yourselves

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Keeps is the dumbest meme scam in a while. Its just repackaged hair "treatments" that already existed for decades. Idiots will actually buy this. Chemicals like finasteride are the only thing that will stop your hair thinning but they can make you impotent. I simply accepted balding even though it bites

What is surprising?

was going to go to bed 4 hours ago before all this kicked off
pretty peeved tbqh
nothing even really happened, just two fart sized fireworks and an airraid siren

2 medals in what?

attack helis on the move
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>mikey and the rest of his purebred, non muttoid family travelling down to the port to get over to galway, waiting for all this to blow over, down the local pub, swallowing a few pints
Keep seething sweaty

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Even NZ receives more snow than the U.K. In other words, it's simply unfair to expect the UK to dominate in the winter sports when there isn't much of a winter sports culture over there

fake

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>winter sports
>they are still going on about dancing on ice
fuck me, whats it like only being relevant because your family moved somewhere
must be mad

Pitiful copium. A major European country has no business performing that poorly at any winter sporting event

mad how we stayed inside for 2 years for the flu
still can't get over it. covid really fucked up my life massively, lost my job and dropped out of uni in my second year. was quite silly.

What do you lads reckon are some of the worst non genetic cards to be born with in the opening hand of life are?

>mikey and the rest of his inbred, missing-link tier family headed traveling to the port to illegally get over to Galway, waiting for this all to blow over, down the local pub, getting absolutely shitfaced and committing unspeakable acts of incestuous copulation as is Irish tradition

youre not funny

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>European country

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>lost my job
What did you do for work?
Why did you drop out?

No

did you take the jab at least

cringy simp

ScoMo will be speaking about current events in five minutes lads

arent you the faget that always posts his picture? neck yourself

ww3 it is then

stay mad autist

worked a placement at Grant Thornton and dropped out because I was suicidal. Suppose I was going to drop out anyway, but getting sacked and forced to stay inside for months proper fucked me up

KICKED
YOUR
ASSES

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>ICE AND SNOW AREN'T REAL! S-STOP MENTIONING THAT

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