How fucked are you burger bros

how fucked are you burger bros

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I live in DC, so mega fucked but at least my death won't be painful

Dead immediately

Lucky bastards.

Calichads… not like this

Burgerbros...

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>tfw dead immediately vs being some flyover that dies a slow painful radiation death for a month.

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I'm near one of the purple triangles. I guess it depends on how big the nuke is.

Atlanta brossss…

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Im not a burger but i live just south of here so i would say pretty fucked

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ruskies have a special hate towards chicago apparently

I'm dead, most of my family is dead. My sister will live and that's it.

All railroads run through Chicago. Cripple that and freight will be forced to be moved via trucks or planes to get from west coast to east coast.

>middle of nowhere
>nuclear target
What would be the point of nuking the midwest?

at least being in the epicenter means driving any direction is the same amount of time if i attempt to escape
t. newport news

food

How accurate is this map currently though? When was it drawn up and more importantly, has anything about it changed?

Those are ICBM installations in the middle of nowhere

it was declassified from the 60s I think, dont know if its too different now

Any other kansasfags wanna form a militia in post-nuke USA and kill every single colorado nigger?
They steal our water here in Western KS, fuck those niggers kill them all.

>if you live in Idaho you're basically 100% safe as long as you don't live by the capital

whats there to do in idaho

that means if you're from idaho you should want nukes flying
boise being destroyed would only help them
its beautiful, so forest hoboing

70 miles north of San Francisco, maybe I have a chance

I think some Russian oligarchs live and own property here in Miami so I imagine we might come out better than expected, same as London and the like

Nature and a theme park.

I think they're just stored there in silos. They get relocated to more strategic points during wartime for actual use.
Map is a meme, Russia isn't going to bomb hicksville nebraska.

Hope they don't target some US near-border city

that giant black botch next to cheyenne and denver? thats me.

I live in Vegas which not only has Hoover Dam to hit but Nellis AFB so I'm generally fucked.
Of course, this is under the assumption we stop 0 missiles

testing to see if jannies had a power trip again

>jannies permit blackedshit/demoralization propaganda to spam the catalogue
>immediately block and delete the mere mention of Ukraine
Really makes you think...

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Obama started this

300000 IQ

PLEASE LEAVE THE BORDER ALONE
WE DINDU NUFFIN
SAVE ONE FOR CDMX, BIG ONE TOO PLS

Sure they would. You can only wipe DC off the map so many times.

I’m live in a 500 warhead scenario target and it’s not even that big of a city, just 200k. It’s not fair flyover bros.

Why the fuck is Nashville a primary target? There ain't shit here.

You aim multiple missiles at one target in the event 80% of them get intercepted

to rid country music from the face of the earth

I will not survive the nuclear winter

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