Chocolate Hobnobs edition
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Liam Morgan
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Gavin Clark
scratching my raw arse hole from that nasty messy poo I just did
Joseph Martinez
>hobnobs
peng
Brody Powell
nobs on the hob
Grayson Phillips
I wish Emma Watson were my girlfriend.
Lincoln Rogers
Brayden Campbell
>so, you new to the Yabba?
Justin Garcia
Logan Edwards
I ate six Polish chicken frankfurters or something for dinner and now I feel sick, they were free but they weren't very nice
Liam Price
Another normal post. I, for one, am glad that the poo posts seem to have subsided.
Henry Torres
rate the new tattoo
Kevin Diaz
hog nobs
Levi Young
>And I mean Ukraine? Oh geez, do me a bleedin favour.
>Countries being invaded and you're sitting there, giving warnings? Kill Russians! Just do yer damn job!
Michael Bell
my response:
alri
Owen Murphy
WAOW!
Kevin Nelson
HOLY FUCK !
Ian Hall
Imagine drinking
Owen Scott
This is the intellect of 16-24 year olds. Fuck me, thought I was stupid. Crazy how stupid the average person actually is
*cracks open my ultra fiesta mango monster*
Ryan Green
Mental how post-Farage UKIP resorted to autistic infighting instead of uniting behind this MILF to keep them relevant.
Parker Murphy
just deposited a substantial amount of poo wank into the poo wank treasury
Jonathan Russell
Hurry up mate I SAID I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE
Justin Wright
monster you'll be up all night
Aaron Peterson
AmeriGreggs
Kayden Wood
I’m worried about you. Please talk about how you want to smear her shit inside your nose so you can smell it all day. Just so we know you’re ok.
Anthony Lewis
Want dessert but already drank a ‘small’ shake from arbys today
Nathaniel Green
>But you have to ask yourself, where was Paul Pogba during all this?
Joseph Turner
One of the most unsettling films I've ever watched. Not even sure why. Walkabout is also kino. More recently, I very much enjoyed Mr Inbetween. Is there any other top tier aussie media on par with those?
Hunter Taylor
tried some Cold War mods for hoi4. One didnt work and the other is meh.
/blog
Jeremiah Bennett
don't get mad,
get glad, lad
Angel Bennett
I barely sleep anyway. My sleeping schedule consists of various random naps throughout the day. Sometimes I function on 3 hours sleep.
David Wilson
energy drinks are fucking vile, all of them, and even if they tasted all right or even nice they'd still be vile for what they are. begging you lads to start getting your eight hours sleep instead
Ryder Baker
All those things look awful
What's the name of this shop?
Gavin Johnson
>Yes you can understand the Ukrainians being angry
>Yes you can understand why they're upset with Russia
>But what I can't understand is, where was Pogba?
Dylan Cook
i do enjoy these
Jayden Lee
Oh yeah video games and that haha
*turns around and talks to someone else*
Jonathan Russell
Couldn’t sleep so made some comfy miso soup :)
Thomas Murphy
AmeriGreggs
Dylan Gray
Idgi
Aiden Baker
No the real name
Luke Taylor
>playing hoi4
There's your problem.
Ryan Hall
Just imagine, there are people who need to get out of bed in about 4-5 hours and go and do some pointless bollocks for 8-12 hours. Not for me, personally.
Dylan King
Are you that dude with the comfy work from home job for an American company making 4x the national average
Robert Green
Sleeping too much makes you lazy. Cue the “snoozer” variation of the “coomer” meme of such a variant exists
Luis Clark
>NATO expansion? nah, not for me jeff, it was all well and good in my day but geopolitics have changed a lot since then
Henry Miller
AmeriGreggs
Jonathan Martinez
It's Joever.
Colton Ross
It hit home for me because it's spot on rural life even today in some parts, right down to the drunken hunting. I'll have a look at those ones but here's a good horror if you haven't seen it
youtu.be
Ryder Bell
a sugar-free redbull every once in a while never hurt anybody
Owen Carter
I’ve always made sexual posts about Emma, not just pooey ones. Shall start making sexual posts more often and reduce the number of poo/fart posts.
Cooper Wilson
is that not what kidney pie is already?
Benjamin Miller
Sanity is a strange concept. I have a rare form of bipolar disorder that's destroyed my brain and I've spent time in what are essentially open door mental institutions.
There were mostly schizophrenics but also some sane although odd guys like this dude named T.S who worked in advertising and was there for suicidal thoughts. He was legally competent but seemed autistic, he wasn't stupid but had poor social skills to the point even the psychotics didn't want to socialize with him. His speech was really stilted and odd. He cried a lot and once walked around with half a beard because he got too depressed mid shave. The psychiatrist gave him a little envelope of Klonopin to carry around with him. Seems like a form of insanity when your lack of interpersonal skills drives you into suicidal depression.
I am supposed to be the crazy one in my family but I have relatives who never graduated high school and lack basic literacy and reading comprehension. I guess it's all relative.
Brandon Brown
will believe it when I see it poo man
Isaac Lewis
video games? ahaaaa yeah it's dead by daylight for me love playing billy me aha yes die meg fucking get teared apart aha keep teabagging me feng ahahaha I love it I'll strip your flesh off while you're still alive ahahaha
Asher Butler
>And there's been a military assault down at the Donbas, but WHO'S attacking WHO, Chris Kamara?
Luke Carter
had fun playing that game but it gives me too much stress on the heart while chasing survivors
had to stop playing and it’s changed too much now
Hudson Brown
redpill me on Bournville
Justin Flores
>You what?
>AHAHAHAHAHA
Camden Peterson
Yes why and how did you know
Nathan Cook
haha great stuff guys
Jack Miller
Never mind I found out what it is but I won't say it because I'm an arsehole
Adam King
The only time I've had a nob in my mouth
Matthew Reyes
good, it's well presented but complete shit
Dominic Cox
youtu.be
@ (you)
Gabriel Myers
AmeriGreggs
Luis Moore
don't quite believe that sorry
Ryder Long
See
Austin Sanders
That still playing on your mind? Deary me. Wise up, shit sucker
Wyatt Wilson
why?
Alexander Russell
Work with a MASSIVELY fat guy who literally smells like poop all the time
Brayden Clark
piss smells like garlic
Luis Powell
Remember when emma yank said she was sexiest at 13 yrs old
Sebastian Bell
The Aussie sits at his computer cracking his knuckles waiting to tear into the next round of Russia-Ukraine discussions.
He puts on a fresh pot of coffee and brings up the latest news articles and data to ensure his arguments are bulletproof. The Yank will falter this time, that he is sure of.
Matthew Martin
No it's not that, I'll give you that much of a clue.
Thomas Roberts
Poo? Bum.
Sex? Wank.
Arse? Tits.
Eli Russell
I tell you, if this emmayank were an Englishman, the (forgive me for uttering this word) j*nitor would have banned him long ago!
Luis Cox
did the country invade the smaller country? did they? that was rather reckless of them.
Ayden Torres
Whisky > Paint Thinner > Whiskey
Irish don't know what the fuck they're doing
Thomas Collins
He really rattled you didn’t he lmfao
Colton Diaz
>My philosophy has always been: kill more troops than the opposing army
Evan Campbell
>It's finished at Washington
>NATO have done all they can those sanctions were enough to deescalate the tensions
>Russia are still alive here
>It's DONESTK......KIEEVVVVVVVVVVVVV
>I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
>SO WATCH IT
>DRINK IT IN
>TWO CITIES IN ADDED TIME FOR RUSSIA, TO SNATCH THE PROSPECT OF PEACE AWAY FROM EUROPE
>STUPENDOUS!!!!!!
Nathan Torres
Pizza hut arrived, delivery driver screamed at me for not answering the phone, you were at the gate less than 2minutes you cheeky chink cunt
Blake Taylor
I, The Aussie (Singular), live rent free in your head
William Hill
not even my post
John Lopez
Oh sweet damn. That scene where Ellen page page rapes Dwight from the office (u.s) in that movie super was insanely hot. Big time boner. Ellen page somehow did that so fucking good., Perfect. Was real good at being a girl. Shame about the Elliot thing though I guess. As long as he is happy it's worth it but weeeeew lad
Nicholas Sullivan
mad how Ukrainians are fearing for their lives right now and im about shitposting on /brit/ and drinking coca cola
Kayden Foster
honestly, don't know how emmautist hasn't been banned yet
it's been years and I've only known him be banned once
he's genuinely one of the reasons why I only post here once a week or so
Brody Ross
you sound like the inattentive and rude one in this scenario
if you actually managed to out-rude a chink you must be filth
Hunter Campbell
very good lad